Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[Blown2CV]

SpudLink said:

Blown2CV said:

surely the only thing the maid should be eating is man meat?

Perhaps "Blown2CV" doesn't mean what I thought it meant.

that's what she said.

[Chilli]

fulham911club said:

DanielSan said:

Chilli said:

I've just made my daily breakfast shake of milk, banana, crushed ice, nutty muesli, and honey. Turns out the maid has eaten all the nutty muesli, so I had to use some other, lesser brand....livid doesn't even come close.

You make your own breakfast? You sir have bigger problems than the maid eating your food.

And surely your maid has her own kitchen?

I fear I have let her get away with far too much. It's ok, I shall replace her immediately.

[Blown2CV]

the cringe crunch just came re the hairdresser situation. I decided not to mention the 'switch-o-change-o' when I phoned to make an appointment with the better one just now. I got all the way through to the end of booking, when for some reason the receptionist passed me on to none other than the bird that i was in the process of snubbing. She then made me go through all the details again, probably to make me squirm, which I duly did. That's going to be uber-awkward when I go in.

[varsas]

My Rolls Royce broke down so I'm having to drive my Jaguar into work. The shame.

[tuffer]

The lack of 3G connection whilst on the train between Basingstoke and Andover really boils my p155.

[prg123]

Bought the wrong tights for my wife from M&S she has told me they are too big, therefore I have to wear them for a day for the mistake. Should I divorce her?

[WinstonWolf]

prg123 said:

Bought the wrong tights for my wife from M&S she has told me they are too big, therefore I have to wear them for a day for the mistake. Should I divorce her?

If it was me I'd just crack one off in them and carry on as normal.

[soxboy]

prg123 said:

Bought the wrong tights for my wife from M&S she has told me they are too big, therefore I have to wear them for a day for the mistake. Should I divorce her?

I doubt she'll allow you to!

[Asterix]

Tuesday night was out with a client
Wednesday night out with an old mate
Last night out for a friends birthday
Today off for friends 40th birthday brunch

I'm tired

[jdw100]

tuffer said:

The lack of 3G connection whilst on the train between Basingstoke and Andover really boils my p155.

Oh you are still using 3G are you?

How quaint; must be terrible though having to live out in the country like that, you poor dear.

[dmitsi]

jdw100 said:

Oh you are still using 3G are you?

How quaint; must be terrible though having to live out in the country like that, you poor dear.

I assumed he was living in Syria or North Korea running such antiquated novelties.

[Huntsman]

varsas said:

My Rolls Royce failed to proceed so I'm having to drive my Jaguar into work. The shame.

Corrected that for you.

[littlegreenfairy]

My rabbit has eaten the last banana so I'm forced to eat an orange which is much harder to peel and it has made my fingers go orange.

[Chapppers]

Huntsman said:

varsas said:

My Rolls Royce failed to proceed so I'm having to drive my Jaguar into work. The shame.

Corrected that for you.

What kind of dirty, inbred peasant drives his own Rolls Royce???

[Adenauer]

You make a good point.

[Davie_GLA]

Sigh. New AMEX card hasn't been sent in a timely fashion. Will need to visit a cash machine. Do they have wipes that will let me wash the buttons first?

[guindilias]

Chapppers said:

What kind of dirty, inbred peasant drives his own Rolls Royce???

What kind of dirty, inbred peasant even mentions the name of Mr. Rolls, when referring to his Royce?

[garycat]

AlvinSultana said:

Beau Nash said:

I fancy another glass of Shiraz but there aren't offies or 24h supermarkets within walking distance.

I can't drive because, obviously, I've already had a few glasses of Shiraz. Life is so unfair.

Time for the Port surely ?

An excellent idea, he can sail to France and buy a bottle.

[fulham911club]

Adenauer said:

You make a good point.

Good Lord - the very fact the RR allows you to do that to a car sums up where their brand has sunk to

[varsas]

Chapppers said:

Huntsman said:

varsas said:

My Rolls Royce failed to proceed so I'm having to drive my Jaguar into work. The shame.

Corrected that for you.

What kind of dirty, inbred peasant drives his own Rolls Royce???

Ha! Thanks for that! Actually it 'proceeds' just fine, it's just with no hydraulics (French design, British made) it won't stop...

And just to shatter the illusion further I'm fixing it myself too.