Tell us Something Really Trivial about your Life (VOL 30)

[DickyC]

Pericoloso said:

Just catching up ,you lot been busy ,trying to get a new volume on 1st of the 1st ?

At this rate we'll fall short. Folks posting nonsense and using up valuable, erm, I'll be off now then.

[DickyC]

"Clear!"
Boom!
"Clear!"
Boom!
"Clear!"
Boom!

Huh, green, tish, green, tish, brown, tish. Aha.

"Clear!"
Boom!
"Clear!"
Boom!

Yes, all right, I just made an arse of myself at the bottle bank. How was to know I had an audience?

[DickyC]

nonsequitur said:

We have. The Chancellor of the Trivchequer.

No.11 Upping Street, Trivminster.

Of course.

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Bomma220 said:

We need to have a proper look at the Landing Craft.

The bugger won't start

Can't we just bump start it???

Brilliant. In second or third? Remember to turn the ignition on.

Oh, blimey, is it a magneto?

[DickyC]

I met a port stained bar room queen in Trivton
She tried to take me upstairs to play cribbage

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

DickyC hasn't given us the coordinates for Vol31 yet!!!!!!!!!

Are we all here?

No?

Do we have a quorum?

Yes?

Good.

The coordinates of the landing point for Volume 31 are

before closing time at the Bush Tucker Takeaway.

[DickyC]

Did you get that? I was hooning through the Trivhead Tunnel.

[DickyC]

Plan B.

I'll find a body of water near Volume 31, you let me know when you're airborne, I'll listen out for the Sunderland and wave when I hear you approaching.

That's the ticket.

[DickyC]

Don't worry about the 125 pages 10,000 posts thing. I've applied for Special Dispensation. Whether it has been granted or not is another matter. However, that's the plan. Zero Hour is Midnight.

Do you have enough fuel?

[DickyC]

No, not 500 extra pages. Just sufficient to get us through to midnight.

Clean sweep. Fresh start. And all that.

If they received my request, of course. If not, we're on borrowed time.

[DickyC]

If you are airborne could you stack over the Trivton-under-Water reservoir? I have to go and cook.

[DickyC]

V6 Pushfit said:

Right so we could get set a record thread page count then so

Joking? When the Trivial Thread's imminent demise was the talk of PH, the mods let it run to 30,000 posts before capitulating.

[DickyC]

GOG440 said:

An early Happy New Year from all chez GOG as I will be out and unable to post later

Happy New Year, GOG!

See you on the other side.

[DickyC]

Pericoloso said:

251st page in 40 post sized forum threads......

Just how long can the Sunderland circle for ,there's no water handy to land it on near V31.

We have special dispensation. And I have the barbecue up to nearly white hot awaiting your arrival. Over.

[DickyC]

Do any of you know If there is any similarity between the Sunderland and a Thames Barge? What I have in mind is the old saying about a Thames Barge being able to sail on a heavy dew. What I'm hoping is that the Sunderland can land on that damp area near Trivton Farm.

[DickyC]

V Hour minus 4h 21m

[DickyC]

Tell him it's V minus 3h 42m.

[DickyC]

V Hour minus 2h 28m.

And counting.

[DickyC]

Poor chap enjoys being miserable.

[DickyC]

moneymakestheworldgoaround said:

Where the fk is volume 31?

10 for passion
1 for observation

The V Hour to which we have been referring all evening is in two hours' time.

V for Volume.

Volume 31 opens its pages at midnight.