Annoying things people do on trains

Annoying things people do on trains

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ClaphamGT3

11,361 posts

245 months

Tuesday 11th February 2020
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Frank7 said:
You are my hero.
Can I join your fan club?
Be my guest - although please note that the waiting list is rivalling that of the Hurlingham Club

Mr E

21,794 posts

261 months

Tuesday 11th February 2020
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Timberwolf said:
One that is tiny but I find disproportionately annoying... people who get something just in the corner of my vision and won't stop moving it about.

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Bravo sir. Bravo indeed.

miniman

25,246 posts

264 months

Tuesday 11th February 2020
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ClaphamGT3 said:
Filthy, minging peasants who not only eat malodorous hot food on trains but do so with the finesse and manners of a ruminating beast of the field. Why the fk these disgusting scum can't either eat before they get on the train or wait until they're home is entirely beyond me.

Yes, I'm talking to you, lanky, grubby, consumptive looking piece of chav scum on the Victoria train to West Croydon, throwing your revolting McDonald's burger in the general direction of your orthodontically challenged mouth and drinking your litre of coke with the sound track of a burns victim getting their lungs vacuumed.

Edited by ClaphamGT3 on Tuesday 11th February 21:49
Pretty sure you’re Stephen Fry, right!

Tlandcruiser

2,791 posts

200 months

Tuesday 11th February 2020
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People sniffling throughout the journey, just blow your fking nose.

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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The employee of Abellio Greater Anglia (had the full uniform and branded overcoat on) who boarded an early train into London this morning and sat on a seat with a few discarded tissues strewn about (disgusting in itself), who merely threw the tissues onto the seat behind her and the floor, despite the bin being less than 5 feet away.

bobtail4x4

3,740 posts

111 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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we spent six and a half hours getting out of Kings cross at the weekend
people almost rioting as the trains were cancelled,
managed to get seats in first class, the 10 people sat on the floor were not so happy.

Robbo 27

3,669 posts

101 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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bobtail4x4 said:
we spent six and a half hours getting out of Kings cross at the weekend
people almost rioting as the trains were cancelled,
managed to get seats in first class, the 10 people sat on the floor were not so happy.
I was there also

I couldnt help but think of all the billions to be spent on HS2, all we want is more trains, clean trains and trains that you can rely upon. Keep the ultra high speeds, I would trade that any day for a good train service.


blueg33

36,527 posts

226 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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bobtail4x4 said:
we spent six and a half hours getting out of Kings cross at the weekend
people almost rioting as the trains were cancelled,
managed to get seats in first class, the 10 people sat on the floor were not so happy.
To be fair the trains companies specifically said "do not travel on Sunday unless its absolutely essential"

Its better that theyy cancel trains in those conditions - I have been on one that stopped when power lines came down on a storm, we were stuck on a train with no light, heat or toilets (they are all electric) for 8 hours. We then had to cross a gangplank in lashing rain and howling gale onto a train on the next line. We were then taken in the wrong direction to a closed station at Stoke on Trent were we waited for another 3 hours for a train. As the station was closed we could not leave the platform.

I'd take 6.5 hours at Kings Cross over that journey every time.

shtu

3,523 posts

148 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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miniman said:
ClaphamGT3 said:
Filthy, minging peasants who not only eat malodorous hot food on trains but do so with the finesse and manners of a ruminating beast of the field. Why the fk these disgusting scum can't either eat before they get on the train or wait until they're home is entirely beyond me.

Yes, I'm talking to you, lanky, grubby, consumptive looking piece of chav scum on the Victoria train to West Croydon, throwing your revolting McDonald's burger in the general direction of your orthodontically challenged mouth and drinking your litre of coke with the sound track of a burns victim getting their lungs vacuumed.

Edited by ClaphamGT3 on Tuesday 11th February 21:49
Pretty sure you’re Stephen Fry, right!
Probably not. I doubt Clapham had a team of researchers write that for him.

P5BNij

15,875 posts

108 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Robbo 27 said:
bobtail4x4 said:
we spent six and a half hours getting out of Kings cross at the weekend
people almost rioting as the trains were cancelled,
managed to get seats in first class, the 10 people sat on the floor were not so happy.
I was there also

I couldnt help but think of all the billions to be spent on HS2, all we want is more trains, clean trains and trains that you can rely upon. Keep the ultra high speeds, I would trade that any day for a good train service.
I sympathise but once HS2 is built taking the higher speed services away from the existing routes, you will get the more frequent 'normal speed' services you desire, the headway between each train will be more consistent allowing more train paths per hour. Capacity on the mainlines out of London is near breaking point already in some cases (I drive on two of them regularly and another about half as much, and see the capacity issues everyday wink ).

RizzoTheRat

25,410 posts

194 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Greshamst said:
davidc1 said:
People who sit on the inside of a 2 seat pew leaving the window seat empty. A new development on my line.
So the have to get up , sometimes more than once. Why? I always think the window seat is preferable.

Feet on seat scum is always a tough call. What is wrong with people these days...
I’m one of those annoying people, sorry! But the way the new trains are designed, the window seat has a large box underneath the seat running down the side, that sticks out about halfway of the width of the seat.
So whichever foot is on the window side has to be forced into what I imagine is used as a Guantanamo stress position for 30mins +

So I sit on the aisle seat, but I do look up to let people have the window whenever we stop.
However that usually always seems to be some poor 6ft5 bloke, who can’t fit his legs behind the tiny space they give you, so he has to put his knee half way over into my aisle seat.

This is not annoying people on a train, but poor design that leads normal people into having to be annoying on a train by default
Same here, if they had a flat top to that box section it would be better as you could at least put your foot on top of it. I also sit on the block of the seats that face each other, although I am polite enough to take a 4 rather than a 6 if it's free, so that I can actually sit faxing the direction of the seat rather than having to turn sideways or manspread in order to fit my knees in. At 6'2" I'm not exactly huge but it seems GRW trains were designed by the same hobbits that did BA's seat layouts.

surveyor

17,918 posts

186 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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blueg33 said:
bobtail4x4 said:
we spent six and a half hours getting out of Kings cross at the weekend
people almost rioting as the trains were cancelled,
managed to get seats in first class, the 10 people sat on the floor were not so happy.
To be fair the trains companies specifically said "do not travel on Sunday unless its absolutely essential"

Its better that theyy cancel trains in those conditions - I have been on one that stopped when power lines came down on a storm, we were stuck on a train with no light, heat or toilets (they are all electric) for 8 hours. We then had to cross a gangplank in lashing rain and howling gale onto a train on the next line. We were then taken in the wrong direction to a closed station at Stoke on Trent were we waited for another 3 hours for a train. As the station was closed we could not leave the platform.

I'd take 6.5 hours at Kings Cross over that journey every time.
At some point I’d take the hint ant book a hotel...

bobtail4x4

3,740 posts

111 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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we needed to get home for work on monday

blueg33

36,527 posts

226 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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bobtail4x4 said:
we needed to get home for work on monday
Which is why they issued the advice on Friday.

At least you did get home. I feel sorry for the people on a flight from Geneva to Gatwick who were diverted to Lyon!

Gerradi

1,546 posts

122 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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blueg33 said:
To be fair the trains companies specifically said "do not travel on Sunday unless its absolutely essential"

Its better that theyy cancel trains in those conditions - I have been on one that stopped when power lines came down on a storm, we were stuck on a train with no light, heat or toilets (they are all electric) for 8 hours. We then had to cross a gangplank in lashing rain and howling gale onto a train on the next line. We were then taken in the wrong direction to a closed station at Stoke on Trent were we waited for another 3 hours for a train. As the station was closed we could not leave the platform.

I'd take 6.5 hours at Kings Cross over that journey every time.
PAH, I blame Dr Beeching...

blueg33

36,527 posts

226 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Gerradi said:
PAH, I blame Dr Beeching...
I blame Richard Trevithick for inventing them and a whole bunch of engineers for implementing it badly

hidetheelephants

25,486 posts

195 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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P5BNij said:
Robbo 27 said:
bobtail4x4 said:
we spent six and a half hours getting out of Kings cross at the weekend
people almost rioting as the trains were cancelled,
managed to get seats in first class, the 10 people sat on the floor were not so happy.
I was there also

I couldnt help but think of all the billions to be spent on HS2, all we want is more trains, clean trains and trains that you can rely upon. Keep the ultra high speeds, I would trade that any day for a good train service.
I sympathise but once HS2 is built taking the higher speed services away from the existing routes, you will get the more frequent 'normal speed' services you desire, the headway between each train will be more consistent allowing more train paths per hour. Capacity on the mainlines out of London is near breaking point already in some cases (I drive on two of them regularly and another about half as much, and see the capacity issues everyday wink ).
What he said; HS2 is the only prospect of increasing the frequency of services in this lifetime.

AstonZagato

12,793 posts

212 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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hidetheelephants said:
P5BNij said:
Robbo 27 said:
bobtail4x4 said:
we spent six and a half hours getting out of Kings cross at the weekend
people almost rioting as the trains were cancelled,
managed to get seats in first class, the 10 people sat on the floor were not so happy.
I was there also

I couldnt help but think of all the billions to be spent on HS2, all we want is more trains, clean trains and trains that you can rely upon. Keep the ultra high speeds, I would trade that any day for a good train service.
I sympathise but once HS2 is built taking the higher speed services away from the existing routes, you will get the more frequent 'normal speed' services you desire, the headway between each train will be more consistent allowing more train paths per hour. Capacity on the mainlines out of London is near breaking point already in some cases (I drive on two of them regularly and another about half as much, and see the capacity issues everyday wink ).
What he said; HS2 is the only prospect of increasing the frequency of services in this lifetime.
Genuine question: would a new viaduct and tunnel at Welwyn on the East Coast Mainline increase capacity? I thought that section of two tracks was a pinch point.

blueg33

36,527 posts

226 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Does the East Coast main line go to Birmingham?

Vipers

32,969 posts

230 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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blueg33 said:
Does the East Coast main line go to Birmingham?
Change at Crewe.