Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[21st Century Man]

sospan said:

If you walk in English it is 8 minutes. Walk in Welsh and it’s only 6.
So my logic says Welsh walking is faster than English OR Welsh minutes are longer than English minutes

Much like the signs in France that read "Supermarche en 5 minutes". At what speed?

[DodgyGeezer]

21st Century Man said:

Much like the signs in France that read "Supermarche en 5 minutes". At what speed?

Depends if it's an African or European swallow....

[motco]

Mr Tidy said:

sospan said:

If you walk in English it is 8 minutes. Walk in Welsh and it’s only 6.
So my logic says Welsh walking is faster than English OR Welsh minutes are longer than English minutes

Maybe it's only a 6 minute walk to somewhere that will serve Welsh speakers, but 2 more minutes to anywhere that will serve English speakers!

You've been there haven't you!

[ten200]

I clicked on Facebook ad for a site selling models of famous architecture, and found this. When saying it with flowers isn't enough, you can buy someone their own Oxo tower.



https://www.chiselandmouse.com/oxo-tower-architect...

[Jonboy_t]

[DodgyGeezer]

Jonboy_t said:

I can see why they might save Christmas

[Magnum 475]

DodgyGeezer said:

Jonboy_t said:

I can see why they might save Christmas

I had to check on Amazon! It’s real! That’s one Christmas book for the kids this year

[Astacus]

DodgyGeezer said:

Steamer said:

vetrof said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Is that Angus?

That was my thought too

It is - kinda liked the tee though....

Head banging seems to have dislodged the odd follicle or two

[jonclancy]

[Tango13]

[nonsequitur]

jonclancy said:

Only a mile from start to finish, but local folk say it seems much longer.

[generationx]

Tango13 said:

Straight to the spelling thread for this one.

[DodgyGeezer]

[juice]

[Hub]

Nonce Finance went viral today!



(The finance company where your investment never matures etc etc)

[smn159]

Hub said:

Nonce Finance went viral today!



(The finance company where your investment never matures etc etc)

[CrunkleFloop]

jonclancy said:

Hehe, just up the road from me in Sidlesham, the local school used to be called Manhood Academy, sex-ed classes must have been second to none!

[CalNaughtonJnr]

[deckster]

CalNaughtonJnr said:

There's a Piers Morgan joke in there somewhere.

[douglasb]

Did the reporter have a lithp?