Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)
Discussion
Impasse said:
ApOrbital said:
Did anyone else know prince william had a bullet proof vest on to day?
Are you sure it wasn't just a problem with your sights? I think we need a meeting about his scope before the Ashes.
drivin_me_nuts said:
Practice. Years of practice and thousands of arrows. Archers had deformed skeletons. It's fascinating reading about the archery industry of war. We were unbeatable.
I used romp naked in a spa with a lady archer, she is a medal winning diva.Sadly we were 6 and in her Dad's paddling pool.
ChemicalChaos said:
Good job he wasn't trying to use a bow and arrow instead...
With my air rifle broken again, I was forced to dig out our recurve longbow for some target practice earlier and I couldn't hit a metaphorical barn door at 20 paces. Christ knows how archers used to manage in medieval wars
Eh? Longbows aren't recurved, that's why they are called longbows and not recurves! With my air rifle broken again, I was forced to dig out our recurve longbow for some target practice earlier and I couldn't hit a metaphorical barn door at 20 paces. Christ knows how archers used to manage in medieval wars
A 35-40lbs draw weight recurve isn't so hard to fire reasonably accurately up to maybe 30 yards but it utterly blows my mind the strength the Bowmen used to have that they could pull a 180-200lbs bow in the first place, let alone fire it accurately.
I'm 30 and experienced my most embarrassing moment of my life, just yesterday.
I was introduced to my brother in laws wife's friend from Germany, Charlotte, a lady who I had met at my brother in laws wedding. It's normal to kiss on the cheek, but she extended her hand, so I shook it and said;
"Nice to meet you...take care"
...take care? Why the fk did I say "take care"...WHAT is wrong with me? I had consumed roughly 4 pints, but no excuse. I have never, EVER felt so embarrassed before in my life. I am actually a failure.
I was introduced to my brother in laws wife's friend from Germany, Charlotte, a lady who I had met at my brother in laws wedding. It's normal to kiss on the cheek, but she extended her hand, so I shook it and said;
"Nice to meet you...take care"
...take care? Why the fk did I say "take care"...WHAT is wrong with me? I had consumed roughly 4 pints, but no excuse. I have never, EVER felt so embarrassed before in my life. I am actually a failure.
PoleDriver said:
Morning all!
I've got the strangest sore throat! It's sore around the top at the back and breathing is difficult through my nose!
Am I turning into a mouth breather?!
Quite common in prostitutes who deepthroat whilst dehydrated:I've got the strangest sore throat! It's sore around the top at the back and breathing is difficult through my nose!
Am I turning into a mouth breather?!
Is there something less trivial you'd like to confess to Poley?
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