Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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snuffy

9,916 posts

285 months

Monday 13th May
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Roofless Toothless said:
I noticed a few weeks ago that our local Co-op was selling packs of hard boiled eggs. I know youngsters don’t cook much nowadays, but that one rocked me a bit.
They have been around for quite a while, and my reaction when I first saw them was exactly the same as yours.

Halmyre

11,273 posts

140 months

Monday 13th May
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What tt at Halfords thought it a good idea to sell Ad-Blue in five litre plastic pouches with finger holes to carry them which then try to sever your fingers? It does actually say on the pouch to support the base with one hand, but it sells the pouches on a twofer offer, so how does that work?

Dr Murdoch

3,469 posts

136 months

Monday 13th May
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snuffy said:
I just tt it on the kitchen work surface and then most of the time it peels off, but sometimes you get a defective egg and it refuses to peel, so you end up with a right mankey looking effort.

I do also stick it in cold water as soon as it's done.



+ 1

Sticking em in cold water stops the yolks going grey, and ttting them on the kitchen counter and they're doddle to peel!

Says someone who eats about 10 per week (minimum)

Wombat3

12,345 posts

207 months

Monday 13th May
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The tts that are my current household insurers ( used to go by the name of an East Anglian city and something to do with workers representation) who have decided to waste an hour of my life * by offering me a renewal quote with a 36% increase , and then offer no more than an Internet Chat bot to try & discuss the thing with.

JUST
fk
OFF!

(*Because now, obviously I'm going to have to start comparing quotes irked)

Edited by Wombat3 on Monday 13th May 22:41

Unreal

3,609 posts

26 months

Monday 13th May
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People that describe where some elusive part is on a car in an internet forum when a photograph with an arrow pointing to it would save hours of swearing and searching. You've only gone to the forum or group in a state of frustration and desperation. Topped by people who get stroppy and just repeat their hopeless instructions when you ask for a picture.

g3org3y

20,675 posts

192 months

Tuesday 14th May
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When people park their car and the wipers are not in the correct 'resting' position and instead halfway across the screen.

Last Visit

2,861 posts

189 months

Tuesday 14th May
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g3org3y said:
When people park their car and the wipers are not in the correct 'resting' position and instead halfway across the screen.
Extra annoyance for me if the front wheels are not straight as well.
So busy they just had to park at speed and jump out.

Rich Boy Spanner

1,356 posts

131 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Last Visit said:
g3org3y said:
When people park their car and the wipers are not in the correct 'resting' position and instead halfway across the screen.
Extra annoyance for me if the front wheels are not straight as well.
So busy they just had to park at speed and jump out.
I am more surprised that any car built in the last 20 years doesn't have self parking wipers.

droopsnoot

12,047 posts

243 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Rich Boy Spanner said:
Last Visit said:
g3org3y said:
When people park their car and the wipers are not in the correct 'resting' position and instead halfway across the screen.
Extra annoyance for me if the front wheels are not straight as well.
So busy they just had to park at speed and jump out.
I am more surprised that any car built in the last 20 years doesn't have self parking wipers.
They do, but don't most self-parking wipers require the ignition to be on? If you switch off they'll stop wherever they are, won't they? I'm not sure I like the idea of stuff having even the self-park circuit live when the ignition is off.

jamesson

3,017 posts

222 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Some abbreviations bug the hell out of me. Lappy for laptop, thou for thousand, ambo for ambulance etc. Cretins.

Halmyre

11,273 posts

140 months

Tuesday 14th May
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jamesson said:
Some abbreviations bug the hell out of me. Lappy for laptop, thou for thousand, ambo for ambulance etc. Cretins.
^^^ props bro

paulguitar

23,838 posts

114 months

Tuesday 14th May
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jamesson said:
Some abbreviations bug the hell out of me. Lappy for laptop, thou for thousand, ambo for ambulance etc. Cretins.
'Lappy' is particularly annoying, and only saves one letter anyway. Anyone using that should be publicly executed.



Rusty Old-Banger

4,052 posts

214 months

Tuesday 14th May
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"I went Tesco", instead of "I went TO Tesco", "D'ya wanna go swings" instead of "Do you want to go to the swings?".

fking lazy language, makes you sound like an exceptionally thick . Only thick s CAN use words of two letters. fking morons. There aren't enough bricks in the world to satisfy my desire of throwing them at these imbeciles.

snuffy

9,916 posts

285 months

Tuesday 14th May
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jamesson said:
Some abbreviations bug the hell out of me. Lappy for laptop, thou for thousand, ambo for ambulance etc. Cretins.
Pax, Ped and Prep, used on here all the time.




snuffy

9,916 posts

285 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Rusty Old-Banger said:
"I went Tesco", instead of "I went TO Tesco", "D'ya wanna go swings" instead of "Do you want to go to the swings?".

fking lazy language, makes you sound like an exceptionally thick . Only thick s CAN use words of two letters. fking morons. There aren't enough bricks in the world to satisfy my desire of throwing them at these imbeciles.
Also "Debate <name of person>"

"Fred will debate John". No, "Fred will debate with John". John is not the subject.

And one that is said in the US : "I wrote him". No, "I wrote to him".


paulguitar

23,838 posts

114 months

Tuesday 14th May
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snuffy said:
Rusty Old-Banger said:
"I went Tesco", instead of "I went TO Tesco", "D'ya wanna go swings" instead of "Do you want to go to the swings?".

fking lazy language, makes you sound like an exceptionally thick . Only thick s CAN use words of two letters. fking morons. There aren't enough bricks in the world to satisfy my desire of throwing them at these imbeciles.
Also "Debate <name of person>"

"Fred will debate John". No, "Fred will debate with John". John is not the subject.

And one that is said in the US : "I wrote him". No, "I wrote to him".
'Needs replaced'.



spitfire-ian

3,848 posts

229 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Something that annoys me pretty much on a daily basis is
That my boss and a fellow colleague don't realise, no matter
How much I tell them, that when typing an email they don't
Need to add line breaks when typing as Outlook will automatically
Wrap the text depending on the window size.

Add to that the auto-capitalisation that Outlook adds after a return
Any emails received from them tend to look like this!!

banghead


Tankrizzo

7,312 posts

194 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Rusty Old-Banger said:
"I went Tesco", instead of "I went TO Tesco", "D'ya wanna go swings" instead of "Do you want to go to the swings?".

fking lazy language, makes you sound like an exceptionally thick . Only thick s CAN use words of two letters. fking morons. There aren't enough bricks in the world to satisfy my desire of throwing them at these imbeciles.
Also heard from mouthbreathers: "Let's go Spoons"

CivicDuties

4,908 posts

31 months

Tuesday 14th May
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paulguitar said:
snuffy said:
Rusty Old-Banger said:
"I went Tesco", instead of "I went TO Tesco", "D'ya wanna go swings" instead of "Do you want to go to the swings?".

fking lazy language, makes you sound like an exceptionally thick . Only thick s CAN use words of two letters. fking morons. There aren't enough bricks in the world to satisfy my desire of throwing them at these imbeciles.
Also "Debate <name of person>"

"Fred will debate John". No, "Fred will debate with John". John is not the subject.

And one that is said in the US : "I wrote him". No, "I wrote to him".
'Needs replaced'.
Oh yeah very much this one. I think it comes from Glaswegian dialect - seems to have been adopted across the country quite recently.

Rusty Old-Banger

4,052 posts

214 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Number plates on trailers not matching the towing vehicle. Or being drawn/painted on to the trailer. Or the trailer lights not working.

Cars with only the high-level brake light working. LAZY, IGNORANT S!!!

People parking in such a way that their one car (Audi A6 for example) takes up both spaces between the driveways of neighbouring houses.

Vauxhall Mokkas.