Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[DickyC]

hidetheelephants said:

Has Mr Lynne appeared with a popstrel? Why wasn't I informed?

No. Just trying to set year off on the right course of weak jokes.

[DickyC]

underwhelmist said:

Mrs Underwhelmist is an optician. Years ago she came back from work and told me she'd tested the bloke from ELO, not sure if it was Jeff Lynne or one of the others. She definitely tested Robert Plant's dad though.

Happy new year all!

There. Right there.

Proceed along those lines and 2016 will be a great year for all things trivial.

[DickyC]

ChemicalChaos said:

I thought Arthur's Seat would be a gentle stroll up a small hill on a paved walkway.
I was very, very, very wrong!

You of all people resorting to innuendo! I'm appalled.

[DickyC]

It could just be a very slow race.

[DickyC]

Shiny.

[DickyC]

So many sweets.

So little time.

[DickyC]

And yet today for some reason we have to go and buy more food.

[DickyC]

The implication is that if you continue celebrating the rain will hold off.

Do it for us.

[DickyC]

Maybe 10am qualifies as 'the early hours' to those used to a more gentlemanly way of life.

[DickyC]

Yes. Do not pass Go. Do not collect more beer.

[DickyC]

I am James Bond!

[DickyC]

No, no, no. You were supposed to come back with, "No! I am James Bond!"

[DickyC]

6 was Sean Bean.

HTH

[DickyC]

"Who are you?"
"I am the new Number 2."
"Who is Number 1?"
"You... are Number 6."

[DickyC]

"Hooos shooten at us?"
"Saxby."
"Bert Saxby?? Tell him he's fired."

[DickyC]

Iva Barchetta said:

I've spotted a can of worms in Supercar spotted...

I let him off lightly.

[DickyC]

I want a sausage magnet.

[DickyC]

And it's always confused me how far east the Mid West is.

[DickyC]

If you take a step to your left and it's coming from the south you're in the middle of a whirlwind.

[DickyC]

Careers advisor: "What would you like to do when you leave school?"
Careers advisee: "I would like to be an expert on the fate of CD players in cars."
Careers advisor: "Have you discussed this with your parents?"