Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)
Discussion
Council Baby said:
PoleDriver said:
Morning all!
I've got the strangest sore throat! It's sore around the top at the back and breathing is difficult through my nose!
Am I turning into a mouth breather?!
Quite common in prostitutes who deepthroat whilst dehydrated:I've got the strangest sore throat! It's sore around the top at the back and breathing is difficult through my nose!
Am I turning into a mouth breather?!
Is there something less trivial you'd like to confess to Poley?
I'll make sure I drink plent of water in between jobs!
Someone was just saying they were in the pub garden at near midnight on Friday when last orders were called. The beers were bought and a taxi ordered but there was to be a half hour delay until the cab arrived. The staff at the pub said not to worry and stayed on until the last drinker was away.
My, how times change.
In the seventies I suggested going to a pub some distance from home I’d read about. So off we all went and had a pleasant evening until the landlady called last orders and time very close together just before half past ten. As she came round collecting glasses I said,
“Would it be all right if took a few minutes to finish our pints? We’ve come a long way specially to visit your pub.”
“No. Drink up and fk off or I’ll set the dog on yer.”
We didn’t go again.
My, how times change.
In the seventies I suggested going to a pub some distance from home I’d read about. So off we all went and had a pleasant evening until the landlady called last orders and time very close together just before half past ten. As she came round collecting glasses I said,
“Would it be all right if took a few minutes to finish our pints? We’ve come a long way specially to visit your pub.”
“No. Drink up and fk off or I’ll set the dog on yer.”
We didn’t go again.
One Monday a TT statesman named Poley,
Awoke with a very sore holey (sorry!),
When ask by CB, 'caaant, farkin do us for free',
Replied, 'too sore - here's a large pole for yer mangina'
...
Morning folks.
I trust all is well. The weekend was fun. I did the big Cambridge cycle ride ( well, only the iddy biddy 50 miles one ). It was good fun.
leglessAlex said:
Isn't all the pre race guff terrible? I usually have it on on mute just in case they get Lee doing one of her excellent driver interviews but aside from that I'm usually browsing PH before the race starts!
I record it then fast forward through the crap unless something catches my eye.GOG440 said:
Lots of running around to do today.
unfortunately my mother in law lost her fight with cancer yesterday a week short of her 75th birthday
She was the exact opposite of a comedy mother in law, she was lovely and was a big part of my life for the last dozen or so years.
Sorry to hear that, chap.unfortunately my mother in law lost her fight with cancer yesterday a week short of her 75th birthday
She was the exact opposite of a comedy mother in law, she was lovely and was a big part of my life for the last dozen or so years.
I too have been very lucky with mothers in law and dismayed when they left us.
ApOrbital said:
Ali Kat WHY do you keep having sly comments on me are you upset or just bored?
ApO - switch to Less Defensive and read it again. You said Prince William was wearing a bulletproof vest and ali asked if anyone was surprised.That is to say, irrespective of whether he was or wasn't wearing a bulletproof vest, no one would be surprised.
Yes? No?
ApOrbital said:
Ali Kat WHY do you keep having sly comments on me are you upset or just bored?
btw have a nice day at work
Were you really surprised that your future king was wearing some form of protection while making a high-profile public appearance in today's politically turbulent times? btw have a nice day at work
Adenauer said:
HerrNipps said:
As your token German, I shall provide the glasses, there are no such problems with German beer glasses.
*cough*Don't forget, Idiomatic English has been moved to four this afternoon in the Scout Hut.
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