A bit council (Vol 5)

[brake fader]

I was wondering if council house occupiers have access to a garden centre just for them, as i have just been down to my local one and can't seem to acquire any, rusting sky dishes, broken washing machines or old cookers, wet smelly couches a car engine or gearbox, and i would have liked about 65 pretend dog sts cause i don't have a real dog, as i have been advised if you go for this look in your garden you are less likely to be burgled and canvassers walk past.

[LeadFarmer]

brake fader said:

I was wondering if council house occupiers have access to a garden centre just for them, as i have just been down to my local one and can't seem to acquire any, rusting sky dishes, broken washing machines or old cookers, wet smelly couches a car engine or gearbox, and i would have liked about 65 pretend dog sts cause i don't have a real dog, as i have been advised if you go for this look in your garden you are less likely to be burgled and canvassers walk past.

Don't forget the 3 year old outdoor Xmas lights that have become partly detached from the house gutter fascias and have been swinging in the wind every since.

[Jonmx]

These two beauties got kicked out of a Wetherspoons for their attire. Possibly befitting of this thread...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9687749/W...

• Edit for fists of ham typing

Edited by Jonmx on Tuesday 15th June 14:56

[Uncle John]

Jonmx said:

These beauties got kicked out of a Wetherspoons for their attire. Possibly befitting off this thread...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9687749/W...

Dogstar’s schnozz must be playing up, it’s been almost five minutes.

[TwistingMyMelon]

Uncle John said:

Jonmx said:

These beauties got kicked out of a Wetherspoons for their attire. Possibly befitting off this thread...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9687749/W...

Dogstar’s schnozz must be playing up, it’s been almost five minutes.

5 minutes? I think he'd last about 20 seconds......

[Berlin Mike]

I think he’s short of staff at the moment so he needs to be careful about not having too many customers. Awkward.
Perhaps he should dress them up a bit and offer them jobs.

[talksthetorque]

Underboob. Council or catwalk and nothing in between

[bigmowley]

LeadFarmer said:

If anything screams council, it's this pub near me..

Rubbish pub, scores a nought in pub cricket

[eldar]

TwistingMyMelon said:

5 minutes? I think he'd last about 20 seconds......

On of them keeps a spare penis tucked in her bra.

[Sway]

Uncle John said:

Dogstar’s schnozz must be playing up, it’s been almost five minutes.

Is dogstar the poster most talked about in the third person on PH?

I reckon it's a close run thing!

[Uncle John]

Sway said:

Uncle John said:

Dogstar’s schnozz must be playing up, it’s been almost five minutes.

Is dogstar the poster most talked about in the third person on PH?

I reckon it's a close run thing!

I think so! He still hasn’t appeared, is it a full moon or something?

[psgcarey]

Jonmx said:

These two beauties got kicked out of a Wetherspoons for their attire. Possibly befitting of this thread...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9687749/W...

• Edit for fists of ham typing

Edited by Jonmx on Tuesday 15th June 14:56

I'm not 100% convinced by the map.

[Sway]

Uncle John said:

Sway said:

Uncle John said:

Dogstar’s schnozz must be playing up, it’s been almost five minutes.

Is dogstar the poster most talked about in the third person on PH?

I reckon it's a close run thing!

I think so! He still hasn’t appeared, is it a full moon or something?

I've already (in the dim and distant past) been the source of a PH meme...

I guess I really shouldn't admit that in the past I've also had a penchant for a 'bit of council' too?

I went to public school too (but grew up in a pretty rough part of London) - always worked on the principle of treating the posh totty mean, and the council girls like princesses. Seemed to work...

[Dog Star]

Uncle John said:

Sway said:

Uncle John said:

Dogstar’s schnozz must be playing up, it’s been almost five minutes.

Is dogstar the poster most talked about in the third person on PH?

I reckon it's a close run thing!

I think so! He still hasn’t appeared, is it a full moon or something?

No I’m here
I spotted the splendid underboob laydeez several hours ago, but had to go play GTA.

[briefcasebob]

psgcarey said:

I'm not 100% convinced by the map.

That is an excellent spot - it's hilarious, not even close!

[Psycho Warren]

Kwackersaki said:

This has to be a council full house,

Order breakfast and complain there’s hair in it, so get it free
Steal from the tip box
Steal from the drinks fridge
Lock dogs in the car on hottest day of the year
Waddle back to the car and kick off

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9683653/S...

and of course there was NO hair in the food, said scum put it there and its probably a regular scam for them to do to get free food.

hopefully the police will prosecute for the tip tin theft if cctv footage.

[Chester draws]

briefcasebob said:

psgcarey said:

I'm not 100% convinced by the map.

That is an excellent spot - it's hilarious, not even close!

How about now?

[shih tzu faced]

You can just tell from the photos that the one in the pink skirt is a proper gobste, always talking over everyone else, always knows everything and always right. If you watch the video like I did for research, it proves it. The dark haired little sidekick barely gets a word in.

[Sway]

Chester draws said:

briefcasebob said:

psgcarey said:

I'm not 100% convinced by the map.

That is an excellent spot - it's hilarious, not even close!

How about now?

Indeed. Pretty obvious it was merely mirrored, as most selfie cameras do automatically (as people respond better to seeing a mirror image of themselves - it's the image they see most frequently).

A 'trick' I was taught learning photography - when doing weddings/portraiture, do the 'contact print' (pre-digital!) mirrored when showing the client for them to select which ones they liked and wanted.

[anonymous-user]

Sway said:

Chester draws said:

briefcasebob said:

psgcarey said:

I'm not 100% convinced by the map.

That is an excellent spot - it's hilarious, not even close!

How about now?

Indeed. Pretty obvious it was merely mirrored, as most selfie cameras do automatically (as people respond better to seeing a mirror image of themselves - it's the image they see most frequently).

A 'trick' I was taught learning photography - when doing weddings/portraiture, do the 'contact print' (pre-digital!) mirrored when showing the client for them to select which ones they liked and wanted.

But... they're already photo'ing themselves in a mirror...

So it's like a double negative or something?