Idiotic Neighbour!
Discussion
SpeckledJim said:
If they were cut on purpose, I'm not sure manslaughter would be the charge, and I think there's an irksome dead/not dead line that needs to be crossed somewhere. Bloody red-tape.
I'm sure they were cut accidentally, probably the same time someone was accidentally mailing frozen sausages into the lawn..... 
ESOG said:
If I were you I would go out to his vehicle in the middle of the night and take a s
t on the hood of his van hahahaha imagine his surprise when he gets into his van, starts it up and turns on the wipers to wipe away the morning doo (< get it? Dew doo) and is faced with human feces resting atop the hood of his handi mobile. 
You honestly find the idea of defecating on a vehicle humorous? And doo/dew?t on the hood of his van hahahaha imagine his surprise when he gets into his van, starts it up and turns on the wipers to wipe away the morning doo (< get it? Dew doo) and is faced with human feces resting atop the hood of his handi mobile. What are you, eight years old or something?
Ari said:
ESOG said:
If I were you I would go out to his vehicle in the middle of the night and take a st on the hood of his van hahahaha imagine his surprise when he gets into his van, starts it up and turns on the wipers to wipe away the morning doo (< get it? Dew doo) and is faced with human feces resting atop the hood of his handi mobile.
You honestly find the idea of defecating on a vehicle humorous? And doo/dew?t on the hood of his van hahahaha imagine his surprise when he gets into his van, starts it up and turns on the wipers to wipe away the morning doo (< get it? Dew doo) and is faced with human feces resting atop the hood of his handi mobile. What are you, eight years old or something?
Leptons said:
H18 ENF said:
Before this gets too confused... The brake lines were not really cut... It was an extension on a 'payback' theme...
Sort'a wish I hadn't written that bit now...
Wait, so did that happen or not? I wasn't confused before but I am now.Sort'a wish I hadn't written that bit now...
or not ??
but did she die then or not after getting nailed on the grass ??
Ari said:
King Herald said:
I think it was a joke, start to finish, but you are obviously too mature and sophisticated to enjoy the level of humour here on PH. Don't let the door catch you up the arse on the way out.
Not finding stting on someone's car funny is "sophisticated"? Really? 
Next thing people will be saying that nailing frozen sausages or writing w
ker in grass seed on someone lawn is not humorous. King Herald said:
Next thing people will be saying that nailing frozen sausages or writing wker in grass seed on someone lawn is not humorous.
Anyone who says that grass seed is not funny has clearly never sabotaged their neighbours attempts at a new lawn with a giant cock and balls.ker in grass seed on someone lawn is not humorous. 
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