Describe your wife

[Mermaid]

Silent1 said:

this thread is equal parts cringe and hilarity.

Really surprised people are posting pics on here

[Monkeylegend]

Mermaid said:

Silent1 said:

this thread is equal parts cringe and hilarity.

Really surprised people are posting pics on here

Normal PH willy waving.

[Targarama]

Describe your wife: simply, lovely. I am a lucky boy.

Edited by Targarama on Sunday 30th November 19:54

[mcelliott]

Monkeylegend said:

Normal PH willy waving.

I wouldn't wave my willy at any of 'em!

[Urban Sports]

mcelliott said:

I wouldn't wave my willy at any of 'em!

Why is it small?

[soi6]

Monkeylegend said:

If you had said mid 60's I would have agreed.

Thats on the rough side of 50 .

[Sump]

sunnygym said:

Silent1 said:

wow, that's had some photoshopping done to it, eyes, nose, hair, lips, around the neck on the top and more!

Wow, your blunt!

Infact reading your post again that's just plain rude

He wasn't rude. Being rude would be to say she looks a bit manly or something.

[okgo]

mcelliott said:

I wouldn't wave my willy at any of 'em!

Quite.

I've not seen one thing I would consider willy waving. Maybe that blonde a page or two back at a push.

Edited by okgo on Sunday 30th November 20:58

[mcelliott]

Urban Sports said:

mcelliott said:

I wouldn't wave my willy at any of 'em!

Why is it small?

Hmmm, that's a bit below the belt.

[Urban Sports]

mcelliott said:

Hmmm, that's a bit below the belt.

Usually is.

[schmalex]

My wife has lost her voice. Life's bloody lovely at the moment

[StuntmanMike]

okgo said:

mcelliott said:

I wouldn't wave my willy at any of 'em!

Quite.

I've not seen one thing I would consider willy waving. Maybe that blonde a page or two back at a push.

Edited by okgo on Sunday 30th November 20:58

Jesus, talk about fussy, I bet neither of you two would bang anything on the 'Ladies at Aintree' thread either.

[Condi]

okgo said:

mcelliott said:

I wouldn't wave my willy at any of 'em!

Quite.

I've not seen one thing I would consider willy waving. Maybe that blonde a page or two back at a push.

Nobody ever went to the grave saying 'I wish I slept with fewer women'.

Stop being fussy.

[TVR1]

Silent1 said:

in what way is that rude, i've said nothing of the subject, just pointed out that the photo has been heavily photoshopped!

Except it hasn't.

A decent camera, depth of field and good lighting.

[Engineer1]

Condi said:

okgo said:

mcelliott said:

I wouldn't wave my willy at any of 'em!

Quite.

I've not seen one thing I would consider willy waving. Maybe that blonde a page or two back at a push.

Nobody ever went to the grave saying 'I wish I slept with fewer women'.

Stop being fussy.

I don't know depends on if you are dying of vd

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Engineer1 said:

I don't know depends on if you are dying of vd

Calling Engineer1; the 70s want you back.

[Flip Martian]

Targarama said:

Describe your wife: simply, lovely. I am a lucky boy.

Edited by Targarama on Sunday 30th November 19:54

She does indeed look very nice. I feel the same way about my other half. Nice feeling.

[Ari]

MikeGoodwin said:

Some of the women pictured in this thread I would give a good rutting. Some others I would not.

Gosh really? That's helpful thanks.

[Pommygranite]

Monkeylegend said:

nigelpugh7 said:

As far as pictures is concerned here's one I love of Mrs P!



She is still looking pretty good for someone in her mid 40's!

If you had said mid 60's I would have agreed.

Actually Keith Chegwin is 58 in January.

[StuntmanMike]

^^^^ That is fking harsh....