Dating an older woman

[Landlord]

Baz2000 said:

The night could have ended with much more but feel like I want to take this slower.

As in, you left with nothing more than a handshake and a congratulations on a sterling date? No kiss on the cheek? On the lips? Did you finger her? Pull a single boob out of her bra and suckle on it?

All whilst stood on her doorstep.

[funkyrobot]

Landlord said:

Baz2000 said:

The night could have ended with much more but feel like I want to take this slower.

As in, you left with nothing more than a handshake and a congratulations on a sterling date? No kiss on the cheek? On the lips? Did you finger her? Pull a single boob out of her bra and suckle on it?

All whilst stood on her doorstep.

She said 'I want you to ride me like a pony.'

He said 'let me have some riding lessons and I'll get back to you.'

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She said 'I want you to take me over the dishwasher.'

He said 'I don't own one.'

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She said 'Let's go up to your place for coffee.'

He said 'I only drink tea.'

Etc.

[OtherBusiness]

The naivety of youth! Get in there ASAP.

[funkyrobot]

OtherBusiness said:

The naivety of youth! Get in there ASAP.

She'll be using her free bus pass by the time he gets stuck in.

[xjay1337]

funkyrobot said:

OtherBusiness said:

The naivety of youth! Get in there ASAP.

She'll be using her free bus pass by the time he gets stuck in.

Do they allow conjugal visits in a nursing home?

[catso]

Landlord said:

Did you finger her? Pull a single boob out of her bra and suckle on it?

All whilst stood on her doorstep.

Good to see romance isn't dead.

[RRLover]

Get it smashed before one of your colleague swoops in. I would

[Emmapuma]

LordHaveMurci said:

Thnat's pretty normal....


Unless your BF is only 18

He's just about to turn 26. I've just always had older boyfriends in the past and was worried he would be immature but he acts older than me most of the time!

[funkyrobot]

xjay1337 said:

funkyrobot said:

OtherBusiness said:

The naivety of youth! Get in there ASAP.

She'll be using her free bus pass by the time he gets stuck in.

Do they allow conjugal visits in a nursing home?

Ask Jimmy Saville.

[Legend83]

Landlord said:

s in, you left with nothing more than a handshake and a congratulations on a sterling date? No kiss on the cheek? On the lips? Did you finger her? Pull a single boob out of her bra and suckle on it?

All whilst stood on her doorstep.

[Likes Fast Cars]

Landlord said:

.....kiss on the cheek? On the lips? Did you finger her? Pull a single boob out of her bra and suckle on it?

......

These are the minimum normally expected actions, I hope the OP did at least one of them to her. My mate once got a very badly bruised finger when going for the goodnight finger....

[xjay1337]

Likes Fast Cars said:

Landlord said:

.....kiss on the cheek? On the lips? Did you finger her? Pull a single boob out of her bra and suckle on it?

......

These are the minimum normally expected actions, I hope the OP did at least one of them to her. My mate once got a very badly bruised finger when going for the goodnight finger....

Had she been practising her pelvic floor excersizes?

[Burwood]

xjay1337 said:

Likes Fast Cars said:

Landlord said:

.....kiss on the cheek? On the lips? Did you finger her? Pull a single boob out of her bra and suckle on it?

......

These are the minimum normally expected actions, I hope the OP did at least one of them to her. My mate once got a very badly bruised finger when going for the goodnight finger....

Had she been practising her pelvic floor excersizes?

No, in expectation she stuffed a rat trap down her shorts.

[PieSlayer]

Burwood said:

xjay1337 said:

Likes Fast Cars said:

Landlord said:

.....kiss on the cheek? On the lips? Did you finger her? Pull a single boob out of her bra and suckle on it?

......

These are the minimum normally expected actions, I hope the OP did at least one of them to her. My mate once got a very badly bruised finger when going for the goodnight finger....

Had she been practising her pelvic floor excersizes?

No, in expectation she stuffed a rat trap down her shorts.

Wouldn't that make it a clap trap?

[toastybase]

Nicole Kidman

[HTP99]

toastybase said:

Nicole Kidman

What about her?

[toastybase]

HTP99 said:

toastybase said:

Nicole Kidman

What about her?

Looks good for 49

[FiF]

Google Blondie 71, reckon many would.

[jingars]

FiF said:

Google Blondie 71, reckon many would.

[PurpleAki]

Let's not turn this into one of THOSE threads...