Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)
Discussion
Adenauer said:
Maybe the wimmins don't come in here any,ore because of the gheys?
I'm not so sure.I mean, here I sit, with my Rustlers-burger-honed gut pressing at the desk, in corduroy trizers that have a hole in the crotch (blink and you'll miss it red pant flashes)... -essentially a perfect picture of the male form and one that any woman would be frankly cross-eyed self-head-punching mental to pass by.
I'll be brutally honest Ade, I think the problem's your haircut love.
There, I've said it.
DickyC said:
That's us in a nutshell. But with salmon corduroys.
Mine are a kind of narrow pinstripe.Executive corduroys if you will.
Although the hole in the crotch coupled with an ill-advised open-legged seating position can allow a pant-covered testicle to peek out, thus ruining the professional edge.
Chunkymonkey71 said:
Pixel Pusher said:
Adenauer said:
fekkin pervert weirdo.
I'll have to have words with him when I get home, bloody water board surveyors...
I'll have to have words with him when I get home, bloody water board surveyors...
Aye, Adapervyneighbour- I'd show em my 'stopcock' (etc)
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