Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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rowley birkin said:
Mrs B has delivered a couple of classics this week.
On returning from a shopping trip: “I found a 12 pack of crisps for the price of 14”.
Ordering her meal at a local restaurant (she was having trouble deciding between the Cod or the Haddock): “I will have the Coddock please”.
Can't really laugh at that - I was once asked in a greeting card shop if I wanted my gift wrap folded or rolled. My reply?.......rolded please! Mrs has never let me forget that. On returning from a shopping trip: “I found a 12 pack of crisps for the price of 14”.
Ordering her meal at a local restaurant (she was having trouble deciding between the Cod or the Haddock): “I will have the Coddock please”.
grayze said:
Trabi601 said:
Watching the Olympic golf.
"Why does the ball make a blue line when they hit it?"
"Why does the ball make a blue line when they hit it?"
Even the missus has rolled her eyes at that quip.
She'd said the same last night - I just gave a little laugh as I thought she was trying to be funny.
But I probed a bit further tonight when she asked again. She really did think there was something in the ball which made the blue line!
Trabi601 said:
grayze said:
Trabi601 said:
Watching the Olympic golf.
"Why does the ball make a blue line when they hit it?"
"Why does the ball make a blue line when they hit it?"
Even the missus has rolled her eyes at that quip.
She'd said the same last night - I just gave a little laugh as I thought she was trying to be funny.
But I probed a bit further tonight when she asked again. She really did think there was something in the ball which made the blue line!
http://ethw.org/Tracking_the_Ice_Hockey_Puck_-_Fox...
vetrof said:
Not as crazy as you might think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grOttsHuuzE
http://ethw.org/Tracking_the_Ice_Hockey_Puck_-_Fox...
Go and stand in the dunce's corner with my wife.http://ethw.org/Tracking_the_Ice_Hockey_Puck_-_Fox...
Both are digital enhancements added by the broadcaster.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FoxTrax
Not from my Mrs. but from my mum a few years ago. She makes a lot of jams and preserves for the neighbors and charities etc. A few years ago she started to make lots of chutney (her mango and chili one is actually excellent).
She was telling me about a big batch of 'chukney' that she'd made so I enquired about what that was and she pulled a jar of chutney out of the cupboard with the label clearly spelt 'chukney'. The poor old dear had only labeled up dozens of batches and distributed them with the incorrect spelling.
She was telling me about a big batch of 'chukney' that she'd made so I enquired about what that was and she pulled a jar of chutney out of the cupboard with the label clearly spelt 'chukney'. The poor old dear had only labeled up dozens of batches and distributed them with the incorrect spelling.
Trabi601 said:
Go and stand in the dunce's corner with my wife.
Both are digital enhancements added by the broadcaster.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FoxTrax
Sorry, didn´t realise you were on the course. Foolish of me to assume you were watching via some sort of broadcaster, possibly using digital technology.Both are digital enhancements added by the broadcaster.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FoxTrax
Having A Barth said:
Not from my Mrs. but from my mum a few years ago. She makes a lot of jams and preserves for the neighbors and charities etc. A few years ago she started to make lots of chutney (her mango and chili one is actually excellent).
She was telling me about a big batch of 'chukney' that she'd made so I enquired about what that was and she pulled a jar of chutney out of the cupboard with the label clearly spelt 'chukney'. The poor old dear had only labeled up dozens of batches and distributed them with the incorrect spelling.
Trademark it Now!!!!She was telling me about a big batch of 'chukney' that she'd made so I enquired about what that was and she pulled a jar of chutney out of the cupboard with the label clearly spelt 'chukney'. The poor old dear had only labeled up dozens of batches and distributed them with the incorrect spelling.
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