Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

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HTP99

22,733 posts

142 months

Thursday 11th August 2016
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The wife is off to Amsterdam tomorrow for a hen weekend, she was on her internet banking last night to register that she may be using her debit card over there:

Wife: "What country is Amsterdam in?"

Give me strength.


stuttgartmetal

8,111 posts

218 months

Thursday 11th August 2016
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She's American then

DavieW

762 posts

110 months

Thursday 11th August 2016
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rowley birkin said:
Mrs B has delivered a couple of classics this week.

On returning from a shopping trip: “I found a 12 pack of crisps for the price of 14”.

Ordering her meal at a local restaurant (she was having trouble deciding between the Cod or the Haddock): “I will have the Coddock please”.
Can't really laugh at that - I was once asked in a greeting card shop if I wanted my gift wrap folded or rolled. My reply?.......rolded please! Mrs has never let me forget that.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

181 months

Thursday 11th August 2016
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DavieW said:
Can't really laugh at that - I was once asked in a greeting card shop if I wanted my gift wrap folded or rolled. My reply?.......rolded please! Mrs has never let me forget that.
At least you didn't have it foaled. You would've looked a gift horse in the mouth

Tyre Tread

10,542 posts

218 months

Thursday 11th August 2016
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Female manager in work today: " If anyone wants to take a break between 10 and 12 please take it before 10.00.

hehe

AlexC1981

4,946 posts

219 months

Friday 12th August 2016
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kowalski655 said:
I will often try to soak the wife by turning on the wipers,to fast speed,as she gets in,as they spray the water over to her side.
Today,trying to avoid the water,she opens the door right into her face!

Apparently that was MY fault
That is definitely your fault! hehe

ArmaghMan

2,441 posts

182 months

Sunday 14th August 2016
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"Britain has 2 Brits in the gymnastics final"


Trabi601

4,865 posts

97 months

Sunday 14th August 2016
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Watching the Olympic golf.

"Why does the ball make a blue line when they hit it?"

grayze

790 posts

170 months

Sunday 14th August 2016
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Trabi601 said:
Watching the Olympic golf.

"Why does the ball make a blue line when they hit it?"
laugh

Even the missus has rolled her eyes at that quip.

Trabi601

4,865 posts

97 months

Sunday 14th August 2016
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grayze said:
Trabi601 said:
Watching the Olympic golf.

"Why does the ball make a blue line when they hit it?"
laugh

Even the missus has rolled her eyes at that quip.
Oh, I was astounded.

She'd said the same last night - I just gave a little laugh as I thought she was trying to be funny.

But I probed a bit further tonight when she asked again. She really did think there was something in the ball which made the blue line!

wack

2,103 posts

208 months

Sunday 14th August 2016
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looking down at the harbour wall from the cliffs at port isaac last week

"How do they close those concrete gates"

stuttgartmetal

8,111 posts

218 months

Monday 15th August 2016
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Passing under a gantry while on the A9 South of Lyon this flashed up
110BAJ54 Ralentissement
Me: Yup, he's speeding, they flash that up
Her: But how does he see it ?

Dolf

487 posts

215 months

Monday 15th August 2016
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Tyre Tread said:
Female manager in work today: " If anyone wants to take a break between 10 and 12 please take it before 10.00.

hehe
How about after 12? Is after 12 an option? wink

vetrof

2,517 posts

175 months

Monday 15th August 2016
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Trabi601 said:
grayze said:
Trabi601 said:
Watching the Olympic golf.

"Why does the ball make a blue line when they hit it?"
laugh

Even the missus has rolled her eyes at that quip.
Oh, I was astounded.

She'd said the same last night - I just gave a little laugh as I thought she was trying to be funny.

But I probed a bit further tonight when she asked again. She really did think there was something in the ball which made the blue line!
Not as crazy as you might think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grOttsHuuzE

http://ethw.org/Tracking_the_Ice_Hockey_Puck_-_Fox...

j4ckos mate

3,023 posts

172 months

Monday 15th August 2016
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SWMBO just asked me what make our daughters ipad is?

Trabi601

4,865 posts

97 months

Monday 15th August 2016
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vetrof said:
Go and stand in the dunce's corner with my wife.

Both are digital enhancements added by the broadcaster.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FoxTrax

Having A Barth

602 posts

174 months

Monday 15th August 2016
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Not from my Mrs. but from my mum a few years ago. She makes a lot of jams and preserves for the neighbors and charities etc. A few years ago she started to make lots of chutney (her mango and chili one is actually excellent).

She was telling me about a big batch of 'chukney' that she'd made so I enquired about what that was and she pulled a jar of chutney out of the cupboard with the label clearly spelt 'chukney'. The poor old dear had only labeled up dozens of batches and distributed them with the incorrect spelling.

vetrof

2,517 posts

175 months

Monday 15th August 2016
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Trabi601 said:
Go and stand in the dunce's corner with my wife.

Both are digital enhancements added by the broadcaster.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FoxTrax
Sorry, didn´t realise you were on the course. Foolish of me to assume you were watching via some sort of broadcaster, possibly using digital technology.

telecat

8,528 posts

243 months

Monday 15th August 2016
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Having A Barth said:
Not from my Mrs. but from my mum a few years ago. She makes a lot of jams and preserves for the neighbors and charities etc. A few years ago she started to make lots of chutney (her mango and chili one is actually excellent).

She was telling me about a big batch of 'chukney' that she'd made so I enquired about what that was and she pulled a jar of chutney out of the cupboard with the label clearly spelt 'chukney'. The poor old dear had only labeled up dozens of batches and distributed them with the incorrect spelling.
Trademark it Now!!!!

Frimley111R

15,720 posts

236 months

Monday 15th August 2016
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telecat said:
Trademark it Now!!!!
Funny but that was my immediate thought too!