Facebook fails Vol. 2

[driverrob]

This guy is probably running a small business on FB. He's always selling stuff and his English is really awful but this deserves an award:

[Rostfritt]

SmoothCriminal said:

How do thick s like this make it out of the house in the morning.

I'm surprised that is possible, I would have thought it would not take something solid. Does seem not an unlikely thing to happen.

[FunkyNige]

Rostfritt said:

I'm surprised that is possible, I would have thought it would not take something solid. Does seem not an unlikely thing to happen.

I was at a station in London a few weeks back and one of the staff had the barrier in bits after an old guy put his credit card in the ticket slot, moaning "have you not used one of these before?". The old guy looked a bit confused and sheepish so presumably just had a brain fart.

[driverrob]

And another one:

[AWRacing]

driverrob said:

And another one:

?? Wheres the fail?
Bad grammar and punctuation yes.

[driverrob]

AWRacing said:

?? Wheres the fail?
Bad grammar and punctuation yes.

Sheepskin baby's bottles?

[tjl]

Booties maybe

[Driver101]

driverrob said:

AWRacing said:

?? Wheres the fail?
Bad grammar and punctuation yes.

Sheepskin baby's bottles?

Booties rather than bottles. That could easily be predictive text.

Hardly a Facebook fail.

[driverrob]

Driver101 said:

Booties rather than bottles. That could easily be predictive text.

Hardly a Facebook fail.

Ah. I hadn't thought of that.

[Davie_GLA]

Not a fail but does insanity count?

[pc.iow]

More of a cyclist fail but it’s on Facebook.
A true fking idiot!

https://www.facebook.com/597350634/posts/101604611...

[anonymous-user]

What sort of bandit goes up the inside of the horse like that?

[wst]

Just going anywhere near it is suicidal. Horses freak out at plastic bags on trees as it is!

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Aren't cyclists the first to wail about being given a wide berth?

[HTP99]

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

Aren't cyclists the first to wail about being given a wide berth?

Exactly!

[cjs racing.]

The cyclists are part of a triathlon.

The incident is being looked into.

https://twitter.com/HumanRaceEvents/status/1008307...

Edited by cjs racing. on Sunday 17th June 15:19

[havoc]

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

Aren't cyclists the first to wail about being given a wide berth?

Difficult when they pull out from a side road straight in your path.

Had a gaggle of them pulling out as I was approaching yesterday (was a stones throw from Legoland - popular cycling roads on the far side of LL). First 7 or 8 had a ton of time, no problem at all, then it got tight and I lifted off the throttle when two more went, then some idiot chanced it forcing me to brake...then two others followed him!!!

Had my son in the back so wasn't pressing on, and having to brake hard with him in the back is something I hate doing. On their own cyclists are usually better-behaved than your average car driver...but in groups they appear to lose all common sense let alone courtesy and behave however they want to...

[Condi]

pc.iow said:

More of a cyclist fail but it’s on Facebook.
A true fking idiot!

https://www.facebook.com/597350634/posts/101604611...

The second rider was lucky, had the horse pulled to the left a bit faster he could have run rapidly out of room.



Both horse and bike riders are a bit nuts, but not entirely sure of what went through the cyclists head when he thought fitting in a 4 ft gap between a hedge and 500kg of notoriously unstable animal was a good idea.

[bazza white]

Not facebook but youtube. Infact fifth gears own channel.

[scorcher]

Do you think someone ought to tell them?