Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
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5am last Friday.
On the A9 coast road towards Nimes from Narbonne.
On the way home
Mediterranean on the right.
Sun starts to come up.o
Its arcing into the sky.
Right in front of us, blinding corona.
SGM what direction would you say we are heading
Her: North.
On the A9 coast road towards Nimes from Narbonne.
On the way home
Mediterranean on the right.
Sun starts to come up.o
Its arcing into the sky.
Right in front of us, blinding corona.
SGM what direction would you say we are heading
Her: North.
Edited by stuttgartmetal on Wednesday 31st August 00:31
Not something she said but something she did.
It was(for once) damn hot this afternoon so she winds down the window in the car
Nothing stupid about that you may think, but she forgot where we were.....
The LION enclosure at Blair Drummond Safari Park!!!
Hopefully just a brain fart and not early onset dementia
I wound it back up bloody quickly!
It was(for once) damn hot this afternoon so she winds down the window in the car
Nothing stupid about that you may think, but she forgot where we were.....
The LION enclosure at Blair Drummond Safari Park!!!
Hopefully just a brain fart and not early onset dementia
I wound it back up bloody quickly!
kowalski655 said:
Not something she said but something she did.
It was(for once) damn hot this afternoon so she winds down the window in the car
Nothing stupid about that you may think, but she forgot where we were.....
The LION enclosure at Blair Drummond Safari Park!!!
Hopefully just a brain fart and not early onset dementia
I wound it back up bloody quickly!
You could turn up the air-con. Be much less likely to involve being eaten.It was(for once) damn hot this afternoon so she winds down the window in the car
Nothing stupid about that you may think, but she forgot where we were.....
The LION enclosure at Blair Drummond Safari Park!!!
Hopefully just a brain fart and not early onset dementia
I wound it back up bloody quickly!
Alex_225 said:
Watching Dawn of the Planet or the Apes the other night. Other half looks at me and was
Her: This may be a silly question.
Me knowing it will be
Her : Do chimps grow up to be gorillas?
Just read that out to the wife, slight pause and a nervous forced laugh; I think she may have thought the same!Her: This may be a silly question.
Me knowing it will be
Her : Do chimps grow up to be gorillas?
catman said:
Einion Yrth said:
You could turn up the air-con. Be much less likely to involve being eaten.
There are an awful lot of cars about without air con!Tim
Saying that,it could do with a re-gas
In the supermarket, buying a new drinks bottle for our 5yr old to take to school.
She picks up one and says "he'll like this".
I say "I wonder if it is leak-proof".
She tips it upside down and shakes it "seems fine".
"Yup, fair kept that air in" says me
This in the same day we were checking the lights for an MoT, I'm standing at the front and shout "full beam"....right indicator comes on. She's fortunate she's easy on the eye.
She picks up one and says "he'll like this".
I say "I wonder if it is leak-proof".
She tips it upside down and shakes it "seems fine".
"Yup, fair kept that air in" says me
This in the same day we were checking the lights for an MoT, I'm standing at the front and shout "full beam"....right indicator comes on. She's fortunate she's easy on the eye.
GreigM said:
In the supermarket, buying a new drinks bottle for our 5yr old to take to school.
She picks up one and says "he'll like this".
I say "I wonder if it is leak-proof".
She tips it upside down and shakes it "seems fine".
"Yup, fair kept that air in" says me
This in the same day we were checking the lights for an MoT, I'm standing at the front and shout "full beam"....right indicator comes on. She's fortunate she's easy on the eye.
Mate asked me to help him check his lights ready for his MOT the other week as his girlfriend had noticed one of the rears wasn't working. Checked all round the car, all working fine. Came to the conclusion she'd noticed the brake lights are not always illuminated. Not quite sure what she expected to see... the whole back of the car lit up like a Christmas tree?She picks up one and says "he'll like this".
I say "I wonder if it is leak-proof".
She tips it upside down and shakes it "seems fine".
"Yup, fair kept that air in" says me
This in the same day we were checking the lights for an MoT, I'm standing at the front and shout "full beam"....right indicator comes on. She's fortunate she's easy on the eye.
I spilt some oil on the block paving, a lot of oil, she obviously had to tell me off whilst I was clearing it off.
I was using a blowtorch on some bits as it boils the oil and it flashes to smoke, leaving it clean, she says "Dont do that you will burn the bricks"
Er, what are kilns made of, how are bricks made ?
As expected, the bricks did not burn and the oil slick is much better.
She is very intelligent but seems to have swathes of physics/materials related stuff missing from her brain.
I was using a blowtorch on some bits as it boils the oil and it flashes to smoke, leaving it clean, she says "Dont do that you will burn the bricks"
Er, what are kilns made of, how are bricks made ?
As expected, the bricks did not burn and the oil slick is much better.
She is very intelligent but seems to have swathes of physics/materials related stuff missing from her brain.
Artykay said:
In the pub with a mate and the two wives. Somebody mentioned the clocks were due to be changed next week and asked if that meant it would be lighter in the mornings. My mate's wife asked "if you put the clocks back how does the sun know?"
Beer was spat.
wow, that's a pretty bad one!Beer was spat.
Blown2CV said:
Artykay said:
In the pub with a mate and the two wives. Somebody mentioned the clocks were due to be changed next week and asked if that meant it would be lighter in the mornings. My mate's wife asked "if you put the clocks back how does the sun know?"
Beer was spat.
wow, that's a pretty bad one!Beer was spat.
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