A bit council (Vol 5)

A bit council (Vol 5)

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motco

16,030 posts

248 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Mammasaid said:
DodgyGeezer said:
does this count as council hehe

'Murica is 100% council...
So is leaving the lid of the WC up. It should be down when flushing and left that way if only because it defuses "...you never put the seat down/up!" rows.

DodgyGeezer

40,914 posts

192 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Mammasaid said:
DodgyGeezer said:
does this count as council hehe

'Murica is 100% council...
Except this room is in the Midlands... hehe

Mammasaid

3,978 posts

99 months

Tuesday 30th January
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DodgyGeezer said:
Mammasaid said:
DodgyGeezer said:
does this count as council hehe

'Murica is 100% council...
Except this room is in the Midlands... hehe
Cultural appropriation - council biggrin

CharlesdeGaulle

26,577 posts

182 months

Tuesday 30th January
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DodgyGeezer said:
Mammasaid said:
DodgyGeezer said:
does this count as council hehe

'Murica is 100% council...
Except this room is in the Midlands... hehe
Midlands. Council.

Tim Cognito

383 posts

9 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Wearing a bloody Dryrobe anywhere other than the beach/outdoor physical activities.

Extra points for pink camo or whilst walking a council dog.

Spare tyre

9,772 posts

132 months

Tuesday 30th January
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
DodgyGeezer said:
Mammasaid said:
DodgyGeezer said:
does this count as council hehe

'Murica is 100% council...
Except this room is in the Midlands... hehe
Midlands. Council.
Anything in the north (m4 and above) council

Mammasaid

3,978 posts

99 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Spare tyre said:
Anything in the north (m4 and above) council
Anything in the South (Preston and below) - council

vikingaero

10,583 posts

171 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Spare tyre said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
DodgyGeezer said:
Mammasaid said:
DodgyGeezer said:
does this count as council hehe

'Murica is 100% council...
Except this room is in the Midlands... hehe
Midlands. Council.
Anything in the north (m4 and above) council
That's parts of London then! biggrin

rawenghey

491 posts

23 months

Tuesday 30th January
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nuyorican said:
Spare tyre said:
I take a pic of all my wife’s loyalty cards etc

When your in the shop you can search your images for the shop name, then scan the picture on the till
That sir, is genius! However, I'm a single chap, unencumbered by wife.
It's not genius, though, is it? Surely anyone with at least one functioning brain cell - which presumably precludes the dreary, tortured middle classes in this thread - would just have the app on their phone?

Strangely Brown

10,233 posts

233 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Rusty Old-Banger said:
I'm not a boomer by any means but my local barber has now only started accepting appointment bookings via Insta-fking-gram. I've tried looking on their page and it's just photos. No booking link, nothing. Doesn't help that I don't know how Instagram works, but still, you utter fking s. It makes me so angry. I'd rather walk round with long paedo hair than bend to their hipster app-wk agenda. Just writing this gets me so incensed, I'm gonna have a lie down.
My barber does walk-ins and people tend to wait for their preferred scissor wielder. Pretty much everyone - AFAIK - pays in cash. She did operate an appointment system while there was still social distancing stuff to observe and just used text messaging and a paper diary. As soon as the restrictions dropped it was back to business as normal.

I don't see anything "council" in that.

Strangely Brown

10,233 posts

233 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Export56 said:
Skin fade is what the spotty youths all have , looks like someone stuck a bowl on their heads and shaved the rest of the head down the skin. Looks particulary daft like some poverty stricken wartime kids.
As my mother used to say, if I sent you out the house looking like that, you would be crying.
Skin fade? Is that what it's called? I thought it was just a bunch of fashion victims without an original thought between them all thinking they're something out of Peaky Blinders.

airsafari87

2,670 posts

184 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Tim Cognito said:
Wearing a bloody Dryrobe anywhere other than the beach/outdoor physical activities.

Extra points for pink camo or whilst walking a council dog.
Usually seen worn by some VW transporter with oversized off road tyres ‘van life’ driving chimp.

dundarach

5,160 posts

230 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Assuming the councilness of someone, based on places you've never been, council?

Assuming coucilness without hard evidence, council?

Assuming = council?


mickk

29,056 posts

244 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Strangely Brown said:
Export56 said:
Skin fade is what the spotty youths all have , looks like someone stuck a bowl on their heads and shaved the rest of the head down the skin. Looks particulary daft like some poverty stricken wartime kids.
As my mother used to say, if I sent you out the house looking like that, you would be crying.
Skin fade? Is that what it's called? I thought it was just a bunch of fashion victims without an original thought between them all thinking they're something out of Peaky Blinders.
Not as bad as the 'Grealish' I can't bring myself to post an image on here but just google it.

jimmytheone

1,417 posts

220 months

Tuesday 30th January
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mickk said:
Strangely Brown said:
Export56 said:
Skin fade is what the spotty youths all have , looks like someone stuck a bowl on their heads and shaved the rest of the head down the skin. Looks particulary daft like some poverty stricken wartime kids.
As my mother used to say, if I sent you out the house looking like that, you would be crying.
Skin fade? Is that what it's called? I thought it was just a bunch of fashion victims without an original thought between them all thinking they're something out of Peaky Blinders.
Not as bad as the 'Grealish' I can't bring myself to post an image on here but just google it.
"The Grealish" sure is a nasty haircut, but Council?

Spare tyre

9,772 posts

132 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Tim Cognito said:
Wearing a bloody Dryrobe anywhere other than the beach/outdoor physical activities.

Extra points for pink camo or whilst walking a council dog.
There is some mum on school run who wears one

After Christmas her kids wear them to school

Look like a family of pre butterflies

Dogwatch

6,248 posts

224 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Strangely Brown said:
My barber does walk-ins and people tend to wait for their preferred scissor wielder. Pretty much everyone - AFAIK - pays in cash. She did operate an appointment system while there was still social distancing stuff to observe and just used text messaging and a paper diary. As soon as the restrictions dropped it was back to business as normal.

I don't see anything "council" in that.
Similar story here, though mine's a bloke. Won't touch plastic with a bargepole. Got fed up with No Shows during Covid and dropped the appointments system as soon as he could.

C n C

3,371 posts

223 months

Tuesday 30th January
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V 02 said:
SoulGlo said:
Walk in's = Council.

Double council if then paying in cash.


Doesn't everyone book an appointment via a booking app these days?
No.

Gen Z here and i can’t be arsed to faff around with an app for everything.

HTH.
Gen X here, and I also am somewhat averse to having an app for everything on my phone.

Having said that, in regards to the barber, I haven't been to one in over 35 years, as I've had long hair and a beard since college, so am quite happy using my own beard trimmer, and a haircut is basically Mrs CnC chopping off a couple of inches every few months, then back into a ponytail.

I do, however make the exception for apps with the Wetherspoons app, as you just sit down and order your food and drink, which appears reliably quickly without having to deal with the bustling throng gathered around the bar area.

Wetherspoons app, not going to the barber, long hair and beard - triple council?

CanAm

9,387 posts

274 months

Tuesday 30th January
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Strangely Brown said:
Export56 said:
Skin fade is what the spotty youths all have , looks like someone stuck a bowl on their heads and shaved the rest of the head down the skin. Looks particulary daft like some poverty stricken wartime kids.
As my mother used to say, if I sent you out the house looking like that, you would be crying.
Skin fade? Is that what it's called? I thought it was just a bunch of fashion victims without an original thought between them all thinking they're something out of Peaky Blinders.
It was just a ‘short back and sides’ when I was a kid. I can’t see the appeal of looking just like my grandad.

CanAm

9,387 posts

274 months

Tuesday 30th January
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motco said:
So is leaving the lid of the WC up. It should be down when flushing and left that way if only because it defuses "...you never put the seat down/up!" rows.
I started doing this (1) to avoid arguments and (2) to annoy my wife without her being able to complain about it.
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