Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 38
Discussion
Bomma R1 said:
Anyhow, what in blue blazes is it doing in there in the first place? Is it somebody's pet or something?
Ahh, that might be my fault. You see there was this cheeky chappy who came to the front gates the other day and asked me "Where does the 4,000kg Elephant sit?" and you see I thought he was engaging in a bit of japery in the vein of the old "Where does the 800lb Gorilla sit?" gag so I gamely supplied the expected punchline. Only for this geezer to respond "Don't mind if I do" and he promptly stomped off to the lounge.Of course the fact that said visitor was a 4,000kg pachyderm should likely have been a clue but sadly I decided his species was irrelephant.
KaraK said:
Ahh, that might be my fault. You see there was this cheeky chappy who came to the front gates the other day and asked me "Where does the 4,000kg Elephant sit?" and you see I thought he was engaging in a bit of japery in the vein of the old "Where does the 800lb Gorilla sit?" gag so I gamely supplied the expected punchline. Only for this geezer to respond "Don't mind if I do" and he promptly stomped off to the lounge.
Of course the fact that said visitor was a 4,000kg pachyderm should likely have been a clue but sadly I decided his species was irrelephant.
Good grief old boy! Now what?? Eh, eh?Of course the fact that said visitor was a 4,000kg pachyderm should likely have been a clue but sadly I decided his species was irrelephant.
Buns, anyone got buns, them there hephalumps luv buns, or 'nana's?
Bomma R1 said:
For gawd's sake don't feed the bugger any curry, Battert's got the steaming hump as it is. Quite literally, in fact. He's been back over here to fetch the Fordson.
Calm down, calm down, bobbers has nommed all the leftover curry, but glenners will be along shortly wiv the buns... and nana's...if I am any judge of character?IOTN: Rabbit is out the Hat, and no mistake!
IOOTN: Maiden's given station's beyond their ken, will end in tears! Mark my words....
Pout
pequod said:
Bomma R1 said:
For gawd's sake don't feed the bugger any curry, Battert's got the steaming hump as it is. Quite literally, in fact. He's been back over here to fetch the Fordson.
Calm down, calm down, bobbers has nommed all the leftover curry, but glenners will be along shortly wiv the buns... and nana's...if I am any judge of character?IOTN: Rabbit is out the Hat, and no mistake!
IOOTN: Maiden's given station's beyond their ken, will end in tears! Mark my words....
Pout
But I do have meatballs. And noodles, and a bag of baby leaf spinach, which Elephants Gerald/ Harry Elephante should find irresistible.
I also have plenty of shrubbery to tempt him, as I know his ilk are fond of foliage.
NI!
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