Crack shaving

[lord trumpton]

devnull said:

I had an ex with a hairy ahole. I was mortified. She's an ex for a reason.

I've been married for 8 years and never seen my wife's cornhole. As pert as her bum is, anything beyond those shapely cheeks is too far for me.

What's the big deal about arses? It's the part of the body that poo poo comes out of, why would anyone have any interest in them whatsoever? The fun is around the front.

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

Just use Nair hair removal cream - it's only £1 a tube and a lot easier than using a razor.

[Disco You]

The classics are always the best.

[V8Ford]

For the first few times I had no problems, but after a while I noticed the razor wasn't as sharp for when I went to do my face.

[jeebus]

At what point do you look at your hoop in the mirror and say "ok thats enough". My arse looks like a bloody compost heap at he best of times and it would look daft with a hairless crack. So where do you stop? Do you shave your cheeks and guffins bridge as well before moving onto the balls, but then I would look like I had hairy stockings on! it would quite quickly escalate into a full body shave.

[Salgar]

This is a great thread.

[juice]

http://www.boots.com/en/No-No-Plus-Hair-Removal-Sy...

Dare you to go into the local branch and ask if it's OK for doing your rusty bullet wound !

[Frixturbo]

Best thread I've seen in a long time... lmao..

[bloomen]

My ring piece is so hairy it looks like there's a horse hiding up there. It's staying up there too.

[Johnny]

lord trumpton said:

devnull said:

I had an ex with a hairy ahole. I was mortified. She's an ex for a reason.

I've been married for 8 years and never seen my wife's cornhole. As pert as her bum is, anything beyond those shapely cheeks is too far for me.

What's the big deal about arses? It's the part of the body that poo poo comes out of, why would anyone have any interest in them whatsoever? The fun is around the front.

I really don't know what to say to that... But I'll try...

You're missing out. She's missing out.

8 years. Jesus. There is lots of fun to be had, everywhere.

Get stuck in! As it were

Oh, and the shaving thing, it's easy to do as already said. Decent razor, work by feel in the shower. No drama.

[911Alan]

bloomen said:

My ring piece is so hairy it looks like there's a horse hiding up there. It's staying up there too.

[mybrainhurts]

Bloody hell, don't cut your hole.

It might heal up.

[croyde]

at a lot of the replies. Needed cheering up

[mybrainhurts]

Did yours as well, did you...?

[Davie_GLA]

jeebus said:

At what point do you look at your hoop in the mirror and say "ok thats enough". My arse looks like a bloody compost heap at he best of times and it would look daft with a hairless crack. So where do you stop? Do you shave your cheeks and guffins bridge as well before moving onto the balls, but then I would look like I had hairy stockings on! it would quite quickly escalate into a full body shave.

Genuine laughter here!

Just when you thought you'd read it all on PH this little gem comes along.

I'm interested in the thought process of asking the question on here, as funny as it is.

Cheered me up at the start of a long night / morning.

[Pints]

mybrainhurts said:

Bloody hell, don't cut your hole.

It might heal up.

Too late for many it would seem, who are already full of st.

[Bebee]

Davie_GLA said:

I'm interested in the thought process of asking the question on here, as funny as it is.

Are you a psychologist or sumfin?

[pad58]

Yes have been doing it for years, but watchout for in-growing hairs.

[s p a c e m a n]

Your Google images search phrase for this thread is: Pilonidal Cyst 

[backwoodsman]

s p a c e m a n said:

Your Google images search phrase for this thread is: Pilonidal Cyst 

I've had 5 of the buggers.

I'll stay unshaven thanks.