Match.com (Volume 5)
Discussion
PumpkinSteve said:
mcxuk1 said:
I'm hoping there's a story behind the milkybar PumpkinSteve. I think she's either a student with meeting you at 11am or her husband is working during the day
Congrsts.
Ikemi said:
... and this is where users in their 20's can find hope. There might be lots of choice as to who to date, but if the majority of members are sending messages like the above, then surely a witty, well thought out message, which highlights points taken from the recipient's profile, is going to be well received. Well, you'd think!
I'll get back to you on that. Maybe next week.
mat777 said:
Ok, ok, point taken.
I'll overhaul my profile tonight and try again
Accepting reality might be a better bet.I'll overhaul my profile tonight and try again
You are after no-strings meaningless sex with strangers you will never see again and who do not give a f
k about you.You are after a hooker, you're just too tight or too proud to pay for it.
The tightness I can't help with, but I can assure you, if pride is the problem, you ran out of that long ago.
You destiny is to be that slightly odd bloke who thinks 'Candy' or 'LaShania' or whoever actually likes you, but keep handing your mum's bingo money over to her in a bedsit every week.
Mr Roper said:
escargot said:
Sowler said:
BruceV8 said:
For God's sake, don't encourage him! There will be molested corpses all over the campus before you can say "aren't you that weird bloke .... ? "
mat777, which Bristol Uni are you at? Just so I can show my girlfriend your picture and tell her to run away if she sees you!Jabbah said:
Another um "interesting" profile:
www.okcupid.com/profile/hamsterine
Even mat777 might get a response from that one.
Hang on, is that...?www.okcupid.com/profile/hamsterine
Even mat777 might get a response from that one.
Nah, surely not.
Gwagon111 said:
spikeyhead said:
Jesus H titty-fking Christ, what the fk is that
I mean, what the fk is that?
Does anyone have even a vague clue about what the fk it might be?
apart from scary
very very scary
I'm fking Christ, what the fk is thatI mean, what the f
k is that?Does anyone have even a vague clue about what the f
k it might be?apart from scary
very very scary
ked if I know, all I know is its after me, and keeps messaging me. I'm afraid, I'm very afraid 
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Council Baby said:
Newcastle - fk that I'll catch STDs just going north of Watford.
Probably wise. k that I'll catch STDs just going north of Watford.She looks like you'd wake up the next morning to find she'd written you a note explaining why you had ruined her life.
Using her own s
t for ink. And your removed cock as a stylus.
And her dog's skin for paper.
Zwolf said:
Pupp said:
Given her tag-line, I'd assume she already does.I wonder if she's been pofraped.
Matt, the most important thing when dating is to simply be yourself.
As ever, though, there is an exception to the rule.
In this case, that exception is you.
At every turn, when your instinct tells you to do something, say something, or wear something, just consider what exactly the opposite would be and go with that.
As ever, though, there is an exception to the rule.
In this case, that exception is you.
At every turn, when your instinct tells you to do something, say something, or wear something, just consider what exactly the opposite would be and go with that.
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