The PH thread of things you don't say to your missus.
Discussion
S6PNJ said:
Famous Graham said:
Papa Hotel said:
Famous Graham said:
You've been reading Cyanide and Happiness, haven't you ![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
Not recently, but that's the next hour sorted while these pricks drive around behind the safety car. ![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
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It would have been funnier if I could find the actual cartoon, mind.
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Matt UK said:
At some point in time, or it may already have happened to you, your other half will initiate a light-hearted game called "if I died and you had to marry someone we both know, who would it be and why?"
It seems like a bit of light banter over a bottle of wine, ha, ha, ha.
Don't give an answer. Seriously. Change the subject, tip the red wine bottle over the new carpet, hit the nearest fire bell, distract her by causing yourself an horrific injury with the nearest sharp object, fein death.
Just do not answer that question. Ever.
You can't end it there!!! Elaborate........It seems like a bit of light banter over a bottle of wine, ha, ha, ha.
Don't give an answer. Seriously. Change the subject, tip the red wine bottle over the new carpet, hit the nearest fire bell, distract her by causing yourself an horrific injury with the nearest sharp object, fein death.
Just do not answer that question. Ever.
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