Hitler once described us as...

Hitler once described us as...

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AdeTuono

7,276 posts

229 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Synchronized swimming?

Edited by AdeTuono on Monday 18th July 22:19

Hammer67

5,753 posts

186 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Hammer.

Eric Mc

122,225 posts

267 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Hot Dog Harrigan said:
Hitler once described the British as a nation of shop keepers, he underestimated us.. I think we have deteriorated into a nation of phone answerers.. What would Hitler think now?

Discus.

ETA..Yes I know the title's spelt wrong.

Edited by Hot Dog Harrigan on Saturday 16th July 02:01
No he didn't. Hitler actually admired Great Britain and its Empire. He deeply did not want to fight us. We declared war on him, not he on us.

It was NAPOLEON who described England as a nation of shopkeepers. What he was aluding to was the fact that Britain's strength was in finance and commerce. He would probably be correct if he said the same today.

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Breadvan73 said:
Does this thread win some sort of Godwin Prize for jumping straight in with Hitler (and so spoiling the fun of dragging him in somehow)?
hehe

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

232 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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bobmcgod said:
Some important German
No such thing.


Eric Mc said:
It was NAPOLEON who described England as a nation of shopkeepers.
Well, that news is DYNAMITE.

Negative Creep

25,017 posts

229 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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No idea, but I'll throw in a "he would be jealous of the EU for subtlely doing the same" comment

Eric Mc

122,225 posts

267 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
bobmcgod said:
Some important German
No such thing.


Eric Mc said:
It was NAPOLEON who described England as a nation of shopkeepers.
Well, that news is DYNAMITE.
Even more shocking, both Hitler and Napoleon are both DEAD!!

Haighermeister

30,502 posts

162 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Eric Mc said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
bobmcgod said:
Some important German
No such thing.


Eric Mc said:
It was NAPOLEON who described England as a nation of shopkeepers.
Well, that news is DYNAMITE.
Even more shocking, both Hitler and Napoleon are both DEAD!!
But Tupac and Elvis ARE NOT

eldar

21,872 posts

198 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Eric Mc said:
Even more shocking, both Hitler and Napoleon are both DEAD!!
Getting on a bit, maybe, but not dead. They are the latest members of the Jordanaires.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

213 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Is this thread a European Directive?

The Belgians said the English should upgrade their shop fronts to make them Euro compliant, the French complained that the English did not pay enough into the shop front compliance fund, the Germans, in an attempt to enforce the regulations sent out a strongly worded army, via France and Belgian to make it happen. In a fit of jealously, the Spanish also demanded the Germans invade and to annoy everyone closed their shops during lunch hour. The Italians could not decide if they liked copliance and for fear of losing their pasta quota, swapped their sinage half way through. And the English.... well they just kept calm, carried on and orderered an Indian from the Raj Tandoori to go with their German weiss bier and watched American junk on a Japanese TV.

I do believe the great sage Adolf von Bonaparte had it about right when he muttered about the drop in standards regarding history education for the masses.

Ze ship of faile ist hier.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

232 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Hitler also said "An army marches on its stomach". Which is silly really.


Interestingly, Napoleon emancipated Jews whereas Hitler, well, didn't.

Haighermeister

30,502 posts

162 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Hitler also said "An army marches on its stomach". Which is silly really.
Bodypoppin'?

I'm sure I remember the german army being excellent break dancers...


Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

232 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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I too am skating on thin ice here - the last time I commented on a thread about Ze Chermans, I got a (brief) ban for my troubles.

IndyAndy777

2,941 posts

173 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Dixie68 said:
Illiterate?
laugh

davepoth

29,395 posts

201 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Caber. I win.

jamesson

3,028 posts

223 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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How on earth do you end up spelling "once" as "wanes"?

NoVetec

9,967 posts

175 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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jamesson said:
How on earth do you end up spelling "once" as "wanes"?
Drinkin'.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

272 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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jamesson said:
How on earth do you end up spelling "once" as "wanes"?
If you are typing in an 'Allo 'Allo French accent it sort of works.

Flintstone

8,644 posts

249 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
I too am skating on thin ice here - the last time I commented on a thread about Ze Chermans, I got a (brief) ban for my troubles.
Don't tell 'im your name!

Barletta

10,532 posts

162 months

Saturday 16th July 2011
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Great thread pikesmile