PH Secret Santa 2012

[Papa Hotel]

Carthage said:

Oh, and forum war did break out when someone sent a vibrator and copy of the Karma Sutra to a recipient who opened it in front of her (religious) family...

What's that? The belief that if you give her an orgasm she'll reward you with anal and a threesome with her best friend?

[Adenauer]

The Beaver King said:

Adenauer said:

Racist thread

Ahhhhh, don't worry. If I can find another Ph'er in Germany then I'll match you up

Although, I want a secret Santa present (pork pie, sausage roll, scotch egg, etc) from England.

[chunkymonkey71]

Papa Hotel said:

Carthage said:

Oh, and forum war did break out when someone sent a vibrator and copy of the Karma Sutra to a recipient who opened it in front of her (religious) family...

What's that? The belief that if you give her an orgasm she'll reward you with anal and a threesome with her best friend?

Must get a copy of that!

[Adenauer]

Papa Hotel said:

Carthage said:

Oh, and forum war did break out when someone sent a vibrator and copy of the Karma Sutra to a recipient who opened it in front of her (religious) family...

What's that? The belief that if you give her an orgasm she'll reward you with anal and a threesome with her best friend?

[slomax]

Adenauer said:

Although, I want a secret Santa present (pork pie, sausage roll, scotch egg, etc) from England.

would a frankfurter do?

[chunkymonkey71]

1. The Beaver King
2. Chunkymonkey71

[The Beaver King]

slomax said:

wouldn't work on PH as all you have to do is type in the name in the members finder.

Personally i think:

table with user name, car, gender and country.

PM name and address

Then when you pair people up just put, for example:

PH member
37 Union Street
manchester
M34 7HX

Are we taking this seriously or as a laugh?

Then PM feedback to yourself: who know who has been paired up. No shows get Named and Shamed.

I get what you're saying.

How about instead of emailing the admin your real name, email your username, address and likes/dislikes?

Plus you have the enjoyment of a package turning up for your PH persona...

[Carthage]

Adenauer said:

Papa Hotel said:

Carthage said:

Oh, and forum war did break out when someone sent a vibrator and copy of the Karma Sutra to a recipient who opened it in front of her (religious) family...

What's that? The belief that if you give her an orgasm she'll reward you with anal and a threesome with her best friend?

Ah, the dangers of multitasking when you WFH.

ETA: Would you believe me if I said I didn't know what the book's proper title was?

[Papa Hotel]

1. The Beaver King
2. Chunkymonkey71
3. Papa Hotel

[slomax]

1. The Beaver King
2. Chunkymonkey71
3. Papa Hotel
4. Slomax (uk)

[vixen1700]

1. The Beaver King
2. Chunkymonkey71
3. Slomax - UK
4. Papa Hotel
5. vixen1700

[Papa Hotel]

Carthage said:

Would you believe me if I said I didn't know what the book's proper title was?

Yes.

[slomax]

Papa Hotel said:

Carthage said:

Would you believe me if I said I didn't know what the book's proper title was?

Yes.

http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/relationships/album856252/sex-positions-kamasutra-sex-positions-0.html#p28

is it just me that finds these illustrations fking hilarious?!

[Mr Roper]

vixen1700 said:

1. The Beaver King
2. Chunkymonkey71
3. Slomax - UK
4. Papa Hotel
5. vixen1700
6. Mr Roper

[Carthage]

Papa Hotel said:

Carthage said:

Would you believe me if I said I didn't know what the book's proper title was?

Yes.

Excellent.

[vixen1700]

So are we saying a tenner then?

[PeanutHead]

Postage will make a large difference depending on present weight.

[carreauchompeur]

1. The Beaver King
2. Chunkymonkey71
3. Slomax - UK
4. Papa Hotel
5. vixen1700
6. Mr Roper
7. Carreauchompeur

Sounds like a good laugh. £10's fine. Needs to be completely anon though!

[PeanutHead]

carreauchompeur said:

1. The Beaver King
2. Chunkymonkey71
3. Slomax - UK
4. Papa Hotel
5. vixen1700
6. Mr Roper
7. Carreauchompeur
8. PeanutHead

[PoleDriver]

1. The Beaver King
2. Chunkymonkey71
3. Slomax - UK
4. Papa Hotel
5. vixen1700
6. Mr Roper
7. Carreauchompeur
8. PeanutHead
9. PoleDriver