Don't mess with the strippers in Southampton

[Gwagon111]

s p a c e m a n said:

£42k between them in a night, are they having a laugh? The record at my regular for a single girl is £14k and that included drinks and room fees, they want to have been doing something very funky to justify that price.

To be fair, they probably were .

[s p a c e m a n]

I would want to see livestock, a bungee cord and some sort of death defying stunt involved for that

[Gwagon111]

s p a c e m a n said:

I would want to see livestock, a bungee cord and some sort of death defying stunt involved for that

. That's probably the least they had going on .

[Vieste]

Gwagon111 said:

s p a c e m a n said:

I would want to see livestock, a bungee cord and some sort of death defying stunt involved for that

. That's probably the least they had going on .

Hostel

[Gwagon111]

Vieste said:

Hostel

.

[Mobsta]

s p a c e m a n said:

I would want to see livestock, a bungee cord and some sort of death defying stunt involved for that

I can arrange all this with a local sheep and some grape vine wire for £40. Plus £13960 commission which is the going rate, it seems.

I charge for extras. A tenner to tape the Sheeps snout if its noisy.
No other extras available.

[Slink]

no velcro gloves?

i would think that they are at least worth 100 quid

[Mobsta]

Slink said:

no velcro gloves?

i would think that they are at least worth 100 quid

It traps in their mons pubis.
They don't like.
No Velcro.

[jshell]

WeirdNeville said:

With the second ones face, I'd imagine she operates in a very limited market.

"Sure, love, I'll pay you £42k for the gig. All you have to do is a 90 minute set, you need to fully frangle the hammer-glip, she'll need to be legs fully swatchways with all the gubbins on display, 14 hard pads plus a feigned death sequence mid globbo-stroke, and a full reversal on the upswing whilst she flimbles your lammington. And you'll need to be wearing the splay-harness, obviously"

I'll pay the £42k once you've done that little lot."

Vice, eh?

[Mobsta]

WeirdNeville said:

With the second ones face, I'd imagine she operates in a very limited market.

"Sure, love, I'll pay you £42k for the gig. All you have to do is a 90 minute set, you need to fully frangle the hammer-glip, she'll need to be legs fully swatchways with all the gubbins on display, 14 hard pads plus a feigned death sequence mid globbo-stroke, and a full reversal on the upswing whilst she flimbles your lammington. And you'll need to be wearing the splay-harness, obviously"

I'll pay the £42k once you've done that little lot."

[DJRC]

WeirdNeville said:

Gwagon111 said:

s p a c e m a n said:

£42k between them in a night, are they having a laugh? The record at my regular for a single girl is £14k and that included drinks and room fees, they want to have been doing something very funky to justify that price.

To be fair, they probably were .

With the second ones face, I'd imagine she operates in a very limited market.

"Sure, love, I'll pay you £42k for the gig. All you have to do is a 90 minute set, you need to fully frangle the hammer-glip, she'll need to be legs fully swatchways with all the gubbins on display, 14 hard pads plus a feigned death sequence mid globbo-stroke, and a full reversal on the upswing whilst she flimbles your lammington. And you'll need to be wearing the splay-harness, obviously"

I'll pay the £42k once you've done that little lot."

YOu've done this before havent you?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Gwagon111 said:

I know one of the strippers involved. Mental doesn't even start to explain it .

You know strippers?

How come I don't know any strippers? Am I doing something wrong?