Stupid things people say to derail an excellent thread

[Huff]

Golf R winz. Winz everthing.

[Kolbenkopp]

Dunno. But does it have a rear diff?

[ging84]

what is this sudden obsession with rear diffs over the last couple of days?

[Colonial]

Beer Man said:

My former mother-in-law couldn't get the understanding of the 99p shop that she insisted on going into once when visiting the UK for the first time.

"Is everything a dollar?" (Aussie)

"Yes, well 99p"

"Even that?"

"Yes"

"What about that?"

"Yes"

"That can't be a dollar surely"

"Look K******, EVERYTHING in this chav infested hellhole is 99p OK? Or thre for/two for. It's all 99p. Now can we please leave."

She's a bit thick. Considering there's been $2 Shops in Australia for quite a few years.

[wildcat45]

ging84 said:

what is this sudden obsession with rear diffs over the last couple of days?

I have wondered this. Obviously something we both missed.

Can I add that I must have been busy the day the can of Red Bul was thrown. I would love to know what that was alll about.

[Kentish]

I'm going commando. ....

[MC Bodge]

Huff said:

Golf R winz. Winz everthing.

....but nobody needs to but new, you could just buy a used Boxster....

...and doesn't the M135i win, or was that last week?

[jet_noise]

Whats a slice?

[Smitters]

wildcat45 said:

I have wondered this. Obviously something we both missed.

Can I add that I must have been busy the day the can of Red Bul was thrown. I would love to know what that was alll about.

Head over to the PH Legendary. Threads in the Lounge. Explains a lot!

[xRIEx]

Huff said:

Golf R winz. Winz everthing.

To be fair though, LaFerrari sounds almost as good as the Golf R.

[Catatafish]

...insist ON being ttwaffles

FFS!!!! Argh baboon's arse faced uber rage. I'm off to shake my fists at the indifferent universe.

[MC Bodge]

xRIEx said:

To be fair though, LaFerrari sounds almost as good as the Golf R.

What about the M135i????!!!

[xRIEx]

MC Bodge said:

xRIEx said:

To be fair though, LaFerrari sounds almost as good as the Golf R.

What about the M135i????!!!

Pfft, it was yesterday's news last month.

[rohrl]

Cyclists don't even pay road tax.

[MC Bodge]

xRIEx said:

MC Bodge said:

xRIEx said:

To be fair though, LaFerrari sounds almost as good as the Golf R.

What about the M135i????!!!

Pfft, it was yesterday's news last month.

Fair do's and I apologise to all on the forum. I'll arrange to give it back and to cancel the lease. I'll just check if I have an M135i first, though.

I believe that I can now get a Golf R for 20quid a month and a down-payment of a tenner. It's cheaper than walking.

[StuntmanMike]

What did we all do before remapped 335d's?
How did we survive?

[pinchmeimdreamin]

StuntmanMike said:

What did we all do before remapped 335d's?
How did we survive?

We had S-lines.

[zarjaz1991]

"I'm a company director with 11 Ferraris. You only earn £120k? My wife can spend that on a meal" etc.

[iva cosworth]

HD Adam said:

So it be onto this.

It's actually.

well it be on to this

(No capital at the beginning either)........

[OldSkoolRS]

ging84 said:

what is this sudden obsession with rear diffs over the last couple of days?

I guess it's a reference to this thread:

http://www.pistonheads.com/GASSING/topic.asp?h=0&a...