Urban myths that somehow, people still believe

[mybrainhurts]

Jasper is a carrot...

[threespires]

There are 25 virgins in heaven waiting to pleasure murderers.

[JagerT]

Henners said:

Dixy said:

2 cars travelling at 50 mph in opposite directions crashing in to each other is like 1 car hitting a wall at 100 mph.

They'll never collide...

Are you a flat earther ?

[mybrainhurts]

Russell Brand is funny

[red_slr]

If you don't have mot / road tax your insurance is invalid.

[Ari]

Thankyou4calling said:

eybic said:

I saw a cabbie (mini-cab) flashing his headlights at some traffic lights the other day, I thought that myth was removed from urban mythology years ago

Ahhhh but that isn't a myth. Try it.

Stop at a red light, flash your lights, soon they go green. Always works.

FFS.

[mybrainhurts]

Ari said:

Thankyou4calling said:

eybic said:

I saw a cabbie (mini-cab) flashing his headlights at some traffic lights the other day, I thought that myth was removed from urban mythology years ago

Ahhhh but that isn't a myth. Try it.

Stop at a red light, flash your lights, soon they go green. Always works.

FFS.

WHOOSH went that way ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------>

[Sheepshanks]

OverSteery said:

Second hand cars from a dealer must come with a warranty...

More specifically, a three-month warranty.

[lickatysplit]

JLC25 said:

Dogs cant look up.

Dogs can, pigs can't

[HD Adam]

Henners said:

Dixy said:

2 cars travelling at 50 mph in opposite directions crashing in to each other is like 1 car hitting a wall at 100 mph.

They'll never collide...

What if they are on a circular conveyer belt?

[eybic]

HD Adam said:

Henners said:

Dixy said:

2 cars travelling at 50 mph in opposite directions crashing in to each other is like 1 car hitting a wall at 100 mph.

They'll never collide...

What if they are on a circular conveyer belt?

On the back of a moving truck?

[mybrainhurts]

HD Adam said:

Henners said:

Dixy said:

2 cars travelling at 50 mph in opposite directions crashing in to each other is like 1 car hitting a wall at 100 mph.

They'll never collide...

What if they are on a circular conveyer belt?

They'd both be going in the same direction, you'tard...

[Rosscow]

mybrainhurts said:

They'd both be going in the same direction, you'tard...

[speedy_thrills]

Oakey said:

Jeremy Corbyn will lead us all to the promised land?

There are a whole load of political ones to do with the EU: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/23/1...

[Adz The Rat]

Piece of paper on back window of your car, someone is going to carjack you.

[mybrainhurts]

speedy_thrills said:

Oakey said:

Jeremy Corbyn will lead us all to the promised land?

There are a whole load of political ones to do with the EU: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/23/1...

Doesn't matter any more. At least they helped get us out of that pit of corruption.

[Rawwr]

Thankyou4calling said:

Stop at a red light, flash your lights, soon they go green. Always works.

Stop at a red light, don't do anything, soon they go green. Always works.

[Adz The Rat]

2 dogs tied together......

[shakotan]

threespires said:

There are 25 virgins in heaven waiting to pleasure murderers.

There are, however a vast majority are made of from babies killed by God in Africa.

[mybrainhurts]

Rawwr said:

Thankyou4calling said:

Stop at a red light, flash your lights, soon they go green. Always works.

Stop at a red light, don't do anything, soon they go green. Always works.

I'll try that...