Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)

[anonymous-user]

ApOrbital said:

No.

Is that you Apo? The lights are out here so I’m going by sound

[Bobberoo99]

Hello? Is there anybody there?? I appear to be stuck!!!!

[Scrump]

Take off your clothes and smear yourself in goose fat. That will help you slip through.



Oh, you have been naked and smeared in goose fat since Christmas Eve!

[anonymous-user]

Scrump said:

Take off your clothes and smear yourself in goose fat. That will help you slip through.
Oh, you have been naked and smeared in goose fat since Christmas Eve!

Whenever he gets smeared with goose fat he seems to go downhill faster.

[ApOrbital]

V6 Pushfit said:

ApOrbital said:

No.

Is that you Apo? The lights are out here so I’m going by sound

Tis me, near the brandy is near the sink i think good luck *hiccups*

[anonymous-user]

[anonymous-user]

So here’s a random one just now

[Bobberoo99]

Ok, I'm naked and smeared in goose fat, I've waxed all the hair off my body, I'm wearing a rubber diving cap and goggles and I've tied a rope around one ankle to be on the safe side!!! Now what do I do???

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

Ok, I'm naked and smeared in goose fat, I've waxed all the hair off my body, I'm wearing a rubber diving cap and goggles and I've tied a rope around one ankle to be on the safe side!!! Now what do I do???

Wait for further instructions in the next day or so.....

[anonymous-user]

V6 Pushfit said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Ok, I'm naked and smeared in goose fat, I've waxed all the hair off my body, I'm wearing a rubber diving cap and goggles and I've tied a rope around one ankle to be on the safe side!!! Now what do I do???

Wait for further instructions in the next day or so.....

Actually, while you’re waiting there do you do septic tank clearance? Looks like we’ve got some issues after the Christmas overload.

[fatboy18]

V6 Pushfit said:

So here’s a random one just now

so that's what a dishwasher motor looks like!

[Bobberoo99]

Well, I'd like to help with your septic tank issue, however I have absolutely no idea where I am!!! I was really busy taking all the decorations down and cleaning when everything went dark!!! Then I tried to post something Trivial but, but, but.............Topic Closed!!!!!

[wst]

Did Jaguar design the XF's exhausts to reflect your headlights back in your face when in stopped traffic? Has anyone else noticed this (I first did in 2011, when driving many miles for work)

And how is the exhaust on a 60 plate XF still able to do this? It should be all sooty inside but nope, you could put a canary in there and it wouldn't even die.

[fatboy18]

You're supposed to unplug the Christmas lights before cutting the wires off the tree.!

[fatboy18]

wst said:

Did Jaguar design the XF's exhausts to reflect your headlights back in your face when in stopped traffic? Has anyone else noticed this (I first did in 2011, when driving many miles for work)

And how is the exhaust on a 60 plate XF still able to do this? It should be all sooty inside but nope, you could put a canary in there and it wouldn't even die.

I expect the cats would like a Tweety pie to consume for a change

[Bobberoo99]

I'm still here, covered in goose fat, cold, slippery and in the dark!!!

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

I'm still here, covered in goose fat, cold, slippery and in the dark!!!

Here take this rope, tie it round your waist. I have a plan to get you out of Topic Closed

[Bomma R1]

Bobberoo99 said:

I'm still here, covered in goose fat, cold, slippery and in the dark!!!

We could fire a flare thing up so you can see our position if that helps?

[anonymous-user]

V6 Pushfit said:

Bobberoo99 said:

I'm still here, covered in goose fat, cold, slippery and in the dark!!!

Here take this rope, tie it round your waist. I have a plan to get you out of Topic Closed

Right here’s the Tardis - we’ll lower it down to you....

[magooagain]

Bobberoo99 said:

I'm still here, covered in goose fat, cold, slippery and in the dark!!!

Bobberoo please take care not to give anyone any of them there "special hugs"of yours. As we may have to send a search party to the moon to retrieve them.