My Wife is annoyed at me because...
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DanoS4 said:
She caught me in bed with someone else.
In her dream.
And she's annoyed (a) about that (b) that I won't apologise in real life for something that happened in her crazy brain.
This must be a woman thing, Mrs MRT dreams this regularly. In her dream.
And she's annoyed (a) about that (b) that I won't apologise in real life for something that happened in her crazy brain.
Truth is, I can barely be arsed with her let alone another woman
Peter911 said:
CS Garth said:
I suspect he’s sat on a rubber ring with an arse like the Japanese flag
Your confusing it with something that sounds the same, that is attached to a chap.
Some days I am on top of my game, pick the bath mat up, no toothpaste residue on the taps, put loo seat down, do the blind on the stairs, ensure the dishwasher is closed, feed the dog and at least 12,000 other rules, some sensible, some marginal, some utter nonsense.
So, when that happens, she does a Minority Report thing and tells me off about stuff she thinks I am likely to do and the dire consequences she tells me of in grave terms, that in some million to one scenario could potentially occur, that have been elevated to extremely likely, nay almost a certainty - Catastrophizing its called.
So, when that happens, she does a Minority Report thing and tells me off about stuff she thinks I am likely to do and the dire consequences she tells me of in grave terms, that in some million to one scenario could potentially occur, that have been elevated to extremely likely, nay almost a certainty - Catastrophizing its called.
It's been a few years... but worst one was..
Coming back from Le Mans.
Unloading contents of car into living room ( Lots of space - it was a big room ).
She comes down the next morning to find our new rather lovely expensive cream sofa has overnight turned black.
Tens of thousands of ants decided they had enough of the Le Mans countryside - and stowawayed onboard - and took residence on our new sofa.
Lots of screaming and expletives later.
I was vacuuming up the feckers for hours.
Lesson learned - never ever unload the car into the living room.
She didn't speak to me for weeks, so it wasn't all bad.
Coming back from Le Mans.
Unloading contents of car into living room ( Lots of space - it was a big room ).
She comes down the next morning to find our new rather lovely expensive cream sofa has overnight turned black.
Tens of thousands of ants decided they had enough of the Le Mans countryside - and stowawayed onboard - and took residence on our new sofa.
Lots of screaming and expletives later.
I was vacuuming up the feckers for hours.
Lesson learned - never ever unload the car into the living room.
She didn't speak to me for weeks, so it wasn't all bad.
J4CKO said:
Some days I am on top of my game, pick the bath mat up, no toothpaste residue on the taps, put loo seat down, do the blind on the stairs, ensure the dishwasher is closed, feed the dog and at least 12,000 other rules, some sensible, some marginal, some utter nonsense.
So, when that happens, she does a Minority Report thing and tells me off about stuff she thinks I am likely to do and the dire consequences she tells me of in grave terms, that in some million to one scenario could potentially occur, that have been elevated to extremely likely, nay almost a certainty - Catastrophizing its called.
So, when that happens, she does a Minority Report thing and tells me off about stuff she thinks I am likely to do and the dire consequences she tells me of in grave terms, that in some million to one scenario could potentially occur, that have been elevated to extremely likely, nay almost a certainty - Catastrophizing its called.
neelyp said:
Gave Mrs P a dead leg last night during my dream about playing football.
Managed to stop the ball going out of play but her selfish shouting woke me up so I'm unsure if we won.
Is this you ?Managed to stop the ball going out of play but her selfish shouting woke me up so I'm unsure if we won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqrhZW9xIrY
wisbech said:
I don’t wholeheartedly join the cult she has ended up in. She sincerely believes the leader is an avatar of Jesus and Vishnu. We’ve been married 20 years, I’ve been asked a few times now to move out. Something tells me we are unlikely to make it to our silver wedding anniversary 
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