better names for existing things...

[Voldemort]

Grasshole

[Ambleton]

I present:

The BATTLE UNICORN:


And the GUINEA BIG:

[Turtle Shed]

Bumscanner.

[Rh14n]

Hearty Starty

[PomBstard]

Bin chicken…

[vikingaero]

Turtle Shed said:

Bumscanner.

Titticopier.

[RosscoPCole]

vikingaero said:

Turtle Shed said:

Bumscanner.

Titticopier.

Fannyfacsimile

[steviegunn]

Trash Panda

[sidewinder500]

Rh14n said:

Hearty Starty

[Electronicpants]

Fanny magnet

[TwigtheWonderkid]

I saw an all girl Ramones tribute act once. They had a pretty boring name, like The Lady Ramones or something like that. I spoke to them at the bar afterwards and suggested The Rahormones.

[phil-sti]

Nope Rope or Danger Noodle

[MesoForm]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I saw an all girl Ramones tribute act once. They had a pretty boring name, like The Lady Ramones or something like that. I spoke to them at the bar afterwards and suggested The Rahormones.

The Ramonas?

[Pit Pony]

carlo996 said:

Amused2death said:

Nature's little speedbumps

Land otter.

Fluffy tailed tree rat.

[MOBB]

Mental Ben

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Rh14n said:

Hearty Starty

That's good, but unfortunately, it's actually a hearty stoppy. When you have a heart attack, the heart doesn't initially stop, it goes into an irregular beat. The defib delivers a shock that momentarily stops the heart, allowing it to "reboot" and restart immediately on it's own, hopefully in the correct rhythm. If you've actually flatlined, the defib won't be any use at all. But on tv it looks more dramatic for the machine to flatline and the defib to shock you back to life, which is why they show it that way.

[MOBB]

^ fun at parties etc

[gazza285]

MOBB said:

^ fun at parties etc

Can’t wait for the autobiography.

[Red9zero]

Electronicpants said:

Fanny magnet

I had one the same as that as a company car when they came out. It is still the only car that a woman has walked up to me in a petrol station to say how nice it was

[Jammez]

Apparently the German word for Bagpipes is Doodle Sack!

Much better!