Calling the Sexperts
Poll: Calling the Sexperts
Total Members Polled: 566
Discussion
LukeBird said:
Mobsta said:
or the calling card of pay-as-you-go soliciting cat flap slapping devil-fornicator?
Have to say, top form on the euphemisms tonight gents!
Couldnt find her number in the back of the local rag.
Been through my mail (that which I could find) and nothing had my first name on it.
Her calling card was a hand written letter, on writing paper, envelope sealed shut.
She called out a name when knocking on my neighbours door (very respectable neighbour, seems happy with husband and newborn, looks decent) but I cant remember my neighbours bloody first name, and there was no mail in her pigeon hole when I went down to check. Tomorrow mail might confirm the neighbours name, and that they probably do know each other.
king arthur said:
How does she know which is your car? And how do you know her real name isn't Sarah?
I wondered about the name, as it was spelt, erm, like Sayrah with a y. Only a different name. They Y was ever so slightly unusual.
Google returned zip, mobile appears squeaky clean.
Mobsta said:
LukeBird said:
Mobsta said:
or the calling card of pay-as-you-go soliciting cat flap slapping devil-fornicator?
Have to say, top form on the euphemisms tonight gents!
Couldnt find her number in the back of the local rag.
Been through my mail (that which I could find) and nothing had my first name on it.
Her calling card was a hand written letter, on writing paper, envelope sealed shut.
She called out a name when knocking on my neighbours door (very respectable neighbour, seems happy with husband and newborn, looks decent) but I cant remember my neighbours bloody first name, and there was no mail in her pigeon hole when I went down to check. Tomorrow mail might confirm the neighbours name, and that they probably do know each other.
king arthur said:
How does she know which is your car? And how do you know her real name isn't Sarah?
I wondered about the name, as it was spelt, erm, like Sayrah with a y. Only a different name. They Y was ever so slightly unusual.
Google returned zip, mobile appears squeaky clean.
Dude!
Whats wrong with you? Your poll options dont cover HALF of the possibilities.
What if she is just a decisive, forthright girl who fancied you and wanted a date?
What a shocking thought!
And you post here asdking what you should do?
Do you need me to tell you to wipe front to back, not back to front?
CALL her. Say you were pleased to get a note from her and ask when she would like to meet. Then find out for yourself what her story is.
Sheesh....
Whats wrong with you? Your poll options dont cover HALF of the possibilities.
What if she is just a decisive, forthright girl who fancied you and wanted a date?
What a shocking thought!
And you post here asdking what you should do?
Do you need me to tell you to wipe front to back, not back to front?
CALL her. Say you were pleased to get a note from her and ask when she would like to meet. Then find out for yourself what her story is.
Sheesh....
what have you got to lose?308mate said:
Dude!
Whats wrong with you? Your poll options dont cover HALF of the possibilities.
What if she is just a decisive, forthright girl who fancied you and wanted a date?
What a shocking thought!
And you post here asdking what you should do?
Do you need me to tell you to wipe front to back, not back to front?
CALL her. Say you were pleased to get a note from her and ask when she would like to meet. Then find out for yourself what her story is.
Sheesh....
Sheesh? Whats wrong with you? Your poll options dont cover HALF of the possibilities.
What if she is just a decisive, forthright girl who fancied you and wanted a date?
What a shocking thought!
And you post here asdking what you should do?
Do you need me to tell you to wipe front to back, not back to front?
CALL her. Say you were pleased to get a note from her and ask when she would like to meet. Then find out for yourself what her story is.
Sheesh....
Chaps, I had and still have, no intention of calling this lady tonight and every intention of ringing her tomorrow, if only to confirm whether her entry point is rights-managed, or royalty free following pleasantries.
Crimson Tide said:
TheEnd said:
If you have a bath in your flat, stock up on icecubes. It could save your life.
I'm sorry, I need this one explaining.http://www.snopes.com/horrors/robbery/kidney.asp
Mobsta said:
Crimson Tide said:
TheEnd said:
If you have a bath in your flat, stock up on icecubes. It could save your life.
I'm sorry, I need this one explaining.
Im probably miles off, mind.
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