Neighbours smoking

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parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

253 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Famous Graham said:
Vagabond said:
I recon you did the right thing, Ive had an idiot behave less than sensibly with me before, waiting at traffic lights I waved him and his mate to walk across if they liked, and they decide to take the piss and stroll slowly along while giving me the hard stare, then one flicked his cigarette onto my windscreen!!

I was already in 1st gear so floored it and hit him , he went over the front of the bonnet and came off the side and lay there in a much less cocky state then 30 seconds before. I got out as I was so angry I was ready to smash his face in, but his mate was kneeling next to him and was very appologetic so I left it at that.

I dont get all this sympathy for idiots that act this way, I recon the OP handled it a little too nicely if anything.
Just somewhat slightly different than someone jumping into your path whilst moving rolleyes

Whilst I don't have much sympathy for the bloke you hit, I'd have even less for you if you got nicked for it, or his mate battered you.
If that is true - which I doubt - and not Billy Big Potatoes Internet bullst then I really hope your neighbour never quits.... in fact I hope he smokes more and I hoep the wind fixes in the direction of your house.

What a complete mental you are.

Maty

1,233 posts

215 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Deal with it, he's smoking on "HIS" property, you have no right to complain I'm afraid!

As for throwing fags out of a window, I'd have to agree with you. However Vauxhall in their infinite wisdom have decided that we no longer need ashtrays in car's so I am at a loss as to what I am supposed to do with said fag dimp!

Muntu

7,636 posts

201 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Nolar Dog said:
I can imagine how frustrating it must be to live next to a selfish ahole.

If I was your neighbour I'd move wink
rofl

Blib

44,397 posts

199 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Engineer1 said:
FFS oh noes opening windows lets in nasty smells from outside. Answer number 1, fit aircon to your house seal all your windows and install an airlock front door. Answer 2, fabreez on your fabrics and stop being a winy little st.
I now have an overwhelming desire to have an airlock fitted in place of my front door.

hehe

Vagabond

Original Poster:

380 posts

198 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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parakitaMol. said:
Famous Graham said:
Vagabond said:
I recon you did the right thing, Ive had an idiot behave less than sensibly with me before, waiting at traffic lights I waved him and his mate to walk across if they liked, and they decide to take the piss and stroll slowly along while giving me the hard stare, then one flicked his cigarette onto my windscreen!!

I was already in 1st gear so floored it and hit him , he went over the front of the bonnet and came off the side and lay there in a much less cocky state then 30 seconds before. I got out as I was so angry I was ready to smash his face in, but his mate was kneeling next to him and was very appologetic so I left it at that.

I dont get all this sympathy for idiots that act this way, I recon the OP handled it a little too nicely if anything.
Just somewhat slightly different than someone jumping into your path whilst moving rolleyes

Whilst I don't have much sympathy for the bloke you hit, I'd have even less for you if you got nicked for it, or his mate battered you.
If that is true - which I doubt - and not Billy Big Potatoes Internet bullst then I really hope your neighbour never quits.... in fact I hope he smokes more and I hoep the wind fixes in the direction of your house.

What a complete mental you are.
Oh please, you're a miserable, unhappy, opionated old hag from all the posts of yours Ive read, always happy to insult or belittle people, and acting like the Queen B of pistonheads, get over yourself.



Edited by Vagabond on Monday 29th June 11:03

dickymint

24,596 posts

260 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Try fitting a smoke alarm to your forehead, wire it up to a vibrating butt plug inserted into appropriate orrifice so that it reminds you not to be such a knob!

Yes I am a smoker.

Vagabond

Original Poster:

380 posts

198 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Vagabond said:
parakitaMol. said:
Famous Graham said:
Vagabond said:
I recon you did the right thing, Ive had an idiot behave less than sensibly with me before, waiting at traffic lights I waved him and his mate to walk across if they liked, and they decide to take the piss and stroll slowly along while giving me the hard stare, then one flicked his cigarette onto my windscreen!!

I was already in 1st gear so floored it and hit him , he went over the front of the bonnet and came off the side and lay there in a much less cocky state then 30 seconds before. I got out as I was so angry I was ready to smash his face in, but his mate was kneeling next to him and was very appologetic so I left it at that.

I dont get all this sympathy for idiots that act this way, I recon the OP handled it a little too nicely if anything.
Just somewhat slightly different than someone jumping into your path whilst moving rolleyes

Whilst I don't have much sympathy for the bloke you hit, I'd have even less for you if you got nicked for it, or his mate battered you.
If that is true - which I doubt - and not Billy Big Potatoes Internet bullst then I really hope your neighbour never quits.... in fact I hope he smokes more and I hoep the wind fixes in the direction of your house.

What a complete mental you are.
Oh please, you're a miserable, unhappy, opionated old hag from all the posts of yours Ive read, always happy to insult or belittle people, and acting like the Queen B of pistonheads, get over yourself.

Vagabond

Original Poster:

380 posts

198 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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dickymint said:
Try fitting a smoke alarm to your forehead, wire it up to a vibrating butt plug inserted into appropriate orrifice so that it reminds you not to be such a knob!

Yes I am a smoker.
Is that what you do then? explains a lot

Gargamel

15,045 posts

263 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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reminds me of Robin williams line in GMV.

I have never met a man in more dire need of a blowjob, than you.


Not that I am offering you understand.

Vagabond

Original Poster:

380 posts

198 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Gargamel said:
reminds me of Robin williams line in GMV.

I have never met a man in more dire need of a blowjob, than you.


Not that I am offering you understand.
Not that id accept you understand.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

244 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Loving your work, Vagabond.

One often finds that those who turn up on here playing the role of a halfwit violence prone prole overlook the subtle nuances that make the performance truly believable.

You however, are giving a masterclass in it.

It's as if you've been playing the role all your life.

I applaud your virtuoso turn.

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

253 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Vagabond said:
Oh please, you're a miserable, unhappy, opionated old hag from all the posts of yours Ive read, always happy to insult or belittle people, and acting like the Queen B of pistonheads, get over yourself.
Ha ha ha - ironically says the man who angrily boasts about running someone over and complains angrily about his neighbour.... and then resorts to insults for anyone who doesn't agree.

Delulsions of grandeur.




Vagabond

Original Poster:

380 posts

198 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Justayellowbadge said:
Loving your work, Vagabond.

One often finds that those who turn up on here playing the role of a halfwit violence prone prole overlook the subtle nuances that make the performance truly believable.

You however, are giving a masterclass in it.

It's as if you've been playing the role all your life.

I applaud your virtuoso turn.
Thanks, ive been watching and lerning from you and waiting for the day I can equal you proleness.

Vagabond

Original Poster:

380 posts

198 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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parakitaMol. said:
Vagabond said:
Oh please, you're a miserable, unhappy, opionated old hag from all the posts of yours Ive read, always happy to insult or belittle people, and acting like the Queen B of pistonheads, get over yourself.
Ha ha ha - ironically says the man who angrily boasts about running someone over and complains angrily about his neighbour.... and then resorts to insults for anyone who doesn't agree.

Delulsions of grandeur.
Delusionsof grandeur? LOL, do you even read what you write? Please put a picture of yourself up here, I want to see waht stupid looks like (and any "mirror" retorts would really lack imagination).

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

244 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Vagabond said:
waiting for the day I can equal you proleness.
You see, people, it's touches like that that show the true genius.

Magnificent.

It's like dear old Sir Ben in 'Sexy Beast', but aimed at a less erudite audience.

More, please.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Monday 29th June 11:12

SoapyShowerBoy

1,775 posts

197 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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He wont know he is annoying you until you tell him. Ask him if he would mind smoking out the front of the house or at the other end of the garden.


RemaL

24,980 posts

236 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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looking for my popcorn smilie on this thread

Los Palmas 7

29,908 posts

232 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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For the record, you will never equal JAYB's proleness. Ever.

Not that one

2,496 posts

197 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Whats the relationship bewteen you and your neighbour like?
Might be worth having a word with him, see if he wouldnt mind blowing smoke the ohter way or something?

SoapyShowerBoy

1,775 posts

197 months

Monday 29th June 2009
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Call the Environmental Heath


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6244315.stm


They have a statutory responsibility to investigate smile


Edited by SoapyShowerBoy on Monday 29th June 11:17