Birth Stories

Author
Discussion

maximm

1,313 posts

220 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
be prepared for it to a lot more loud, messy, scary, shocking and brutal than you had expected.

Also take an ipod so you can drown out the screems of "I cant f*cking do this......." from other birthing rooms in the ward.

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Screw the birthing pool! You know what the little net is for? vomit

In most cases, labour takes a long time. Go for a walk. Go for a pint. That's what I did both times. Didn't miss anything except more waiting around. Didn't see any poop. Saw the babies pop out, but immediately concentrated on the baby to avoid seeing the rest of what goes on down there afterwards (you really don't want to see any of that).

Go with the baby and the midwife for the weighing and the vitamin K injection.

Agoogy

7,274 posts

250 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
If the baby comes early, listen very carefully to the 1st aid advice.... we were given a 5 minute lesson before we took our 12week prem daughter home...

3 days later I was giving her full on CPR after she choked on some milk....the best 5 minute lesson I've ever had...
Daughter is 7 now....mainly thanks to me and that training! wink

stifler

37,068 posts

190 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Agoogy said:
If the baby comes early, listen very carefully to the 1st aid advice.... we were given a 5 minute lesson before we took our 12week prem daughter home...

3 days later I was giving her full on CPR after she choked on some milk....the best 5 minute lesson I've ever had...
Daughter is 7 now....mainly thanks to me and that training! wink
And the concept of time. wink

Agoogy

7,274 posts

250 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
no-oe likes a smart-arse Stifler... hehe

but its a fair cop... getmecoat

brum

5,892 posts

208 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Agoogy said:
If the baby comes early, listen very carefully to the 1st aid advice.... we were given a 5 minute lesson before we took our 12week prem daughter home...

3 days later I was giving her full on CPR after she choked on some milk....the best 5 minute lesson I've ever had...
Daughter is 7 now....mainly thanks to me and that training! wink
They let you take a 12 week prem baby home after a 5 minute instructional? yikes
My daughter was 9 weeks prem and was in the Special Care Baby Unit for a month before she was allowed home.

Agoogy

7,274 posts

250 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
brum said:
Agoogy said:
If the baby comes early, listen very carefully to the 1st aid advice.... we were given a 5 minute lesson before we took our 12week prem daughter home...

3 days later I was giving her full on CPR after she choked on some milk....the best 5 minute lesson I've ever had...
Daughter is 7 now....mainly thanks to me and that training! wink
They let you take a 12 week prem baby home after a 5 minute instructional? yikes
My daughter was 9 weeks prem and was in the Special Care Baby Unit for a month before she was allowed home.
hmm it seems I've screwed up on an u'nderstanding of time' basis and on 'a very basic level of detail' basis too...
She was born 12 weeks prem....she stayed in hospital for 3 months in post natal.. we had our training...we took her home now aged either 3 months or nought depending on how you look at it....and 3 days later she choked...

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

253 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
We did a water birth with Didi P.

Brilliant! Much more relaxing for the mother.



Until a 'cyprus salmon' floated to the top of the water...at this point I got out. hehe

brum

5,892 posts

208 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Ah I see - nice work.
The SCBU was a scary place - i remember going in one morning before work and sitting by her incubator when all of a sudden all the alarms start wailing and light start flashing.

Nurse eventually wanders over, puts her hand inside the incubator and flicks her on the bottom of her foot.

"sometimes when they are this little they forget to breathe"

I don't mind saying that I st myself. I listened very intently when given the basic first aid advice before we strapped a 5lb baby into her car seat some weeks later.

Antony Moxey

8,233 posts

221 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Wear shorts and a T-shirt, even in the middle of winter. It's hot in the delivery room, sauna hot, you don't want to be flaking out in there (partially because they'll ignore you lying on the floor and continue to tend to mother and baby instead).

Pints

18,444 posts

196 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Do not take the "gas & air" away from her at any point. No matter how funny you think this is or how helpful it might be, hindsight will prove that you were very, very wrong.

Mr Will

13,719 posts

208 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Pints said:
Do not take the "gas & air" away from her at any point. No matter how funny you think this is or how helpful it might be, hindsight will prove that you were very, very wrong.
I don't know about that, it's worth having a quick go on it when the midwife is out of the room!

Adam B

27,472 posts

256 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
brum said:
Gas and air is rubbish - you are better nipping out the back for a spliff.

Expect an accidental poop - but pretend like it never happened - at no point should you point out that your wife has st herself in front of three strangers.

Never, go down the business end - stay up top. If you have to walk by the carnage avoid eye contact.

Expect to cry like a little girl when your baby arrives.
go along with that plus the placenta bit is especially messy

stifler

37,068 posts

190 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Adam B said:
brum said:
Gas and air is rubbish - you are better nipping out the back for a spliff.

Expect an accidental poop - but pretend like it never happened - at no point should you point out that your wife has st herself in front of three strangers.

Never, go down the business end - stay up top. If you have to walk by the carnage avoid eye contact.

Expect to cry like a little girl when your baby arrives.
go along with that plus the placenta bit is especially messy
But very nutritious!!! lick (no I wasn't allowed didn't)

Vidal Baboon

9,074 posts

217 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Waiting for that phone call any day now, to take my wife up to the Maternity Ward.

Sat here reading this, & starting to feel rather queezy- maybe it was the Crab sarnie?

fk, I am papping myself, will probably deffinately forget something along the lines.
Have I got everything sorted- nursery, clothes, nappies etc, etc...

Prepped the overnight bag with 'stuff', towels in the car is a good idea- shall be putting some in the car tonight & making sure the batteries are good in the camera smile





Puggit

48,571 posts

250 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Throw the birthing plan away - it won't happen like that.

Lemmonie

6,314 posts

257 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Puggit said:
Throw the birthing plan away - it won't happen like that.
best advise here

Smart roadster

769 posts

228 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Not keen on the pool idea. Lets face the water will be full of blood, poop and amneotic fliud which by this stage will be nine months of baby pee. Not my idea of a bath.
The good lady stayed on her feet until the last five minutes, she thought it help speed things along as her contractions slowed down once she was laid down.

BERGS2

Original Poster:

2,802 posts

250 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Puggit said:
Throw the birthing plan away - it won't happen like that.
we havent done one for that very reason.

others seem to have excel schedules of timings etc.

just trusting my gut feel - well, more the feel of hers... hehe

Mc lovin

5,588 posts

223 months

Tuesday 21st July 2009
quotequote all
Cara Van Man said:
Until a 'cyprus salmon' floated to the top of the water...at this point I got out. hehe
rofl