LADIES! Women on sunbeds - what do they wear?

[Los Palmas 7]

A close friend of mine, who once took advantage of a half-price offer at the local tanning salon, says he was totally nekkid apart from the sticky-on eye protectors they give you.

[Nolar Dog]

I used to own a tanning/beauty salon.

Naked is the way to go whether on stand-up or lie-down beds.

Make sure she uses moisturising cream prior to tanning though or she will look like her favourite handbag before long.

[Soovy]

Nolar Dog said:

I used to own a tanning/beauty salon.

Naked is the way to go whether on stand-up or lie-down beds.

Make sure she uses moisturising cream prior to tanning though or she will look like her favourite handbag before long.

Is it true that ladies regularly pack a vibe in their bag when they go then?

I've always liked to think that girls would be lying there smeared in moisturiser, with an infelxible friend tucked between their flaps.

Edited by Soovy on Tuesday 28th July 15:19

[ascayman]

TonyHetherington said:

Yup - naked in the stand up ones, blokes and women.

.

eh?? wouldnt you burn your bits?

[Ayahuasca]

TonyHetherington said:

He finds at least one vibrator a month left in there...Apparently, they just get too relaxed.

Maybe these are long-lost implements that fall out of the too-relaxed laby bits?

[Soovy]

Ayahuasca said:

TonyHetherington said:

He finds at least one vibrator a month left in there...Apparently, they just get too relaxed.

Maybe these are long-lost implements that fall out of the too-relaxed laby bits?

"laby bits".......



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[Ayahuasca]

I would like to say it was deliberate.

[GreenDog]

Ayahuasca said:

TonyHetherington said:

He finds at least one vibrator a month left in there...Apparently, they just get too relaxed.

Maybe these are long-lost implements that fall out of the too-relaxed laby bits?

You can just imagine it, Clunk ! as the vibe hits the floor, "Ooooh, that's where that went to, I've looked everywhere for it !"

[Adam B]

andygo said:

Adam B said:

my missus says the stand-up enlcosed cubicles, people wear nothing

Do they have to keep heir legs slightly, er, 'ajar' for that all over, even look?

I guess so as she enters doing a hand stand

Edited by Adam B on Tuesday 28th July 16:18

[Dr Jekyll]

Just asked a female friend what she wears in a tanning machine. "Ambre Solarie" apparently.

[Ayahuasca]

Dr Jekyll said:

Just asked a female friend what she wears in a tanning machine. "Ambre Solarie" apparently.

Yes, sunblock makes sense in a tanning machine.

[Nolar Dog]

Soovy said:

Nolar Dog said:

I used to own a tanning/beauty salon.

Naked is the way to go whether on stand-up or lie-down beds.

Make sure she uses moisturising cream prior to tanning though or she will look like her favourite handbag before long.

Is it true that ladies regularly pack a vibe in their bag when they go then?

Not sure but some people did seem to take an awful long time getting onto the bed and getting dressed/coming downstairs after the 12 minutes were up.

I found a couple of guys used to enjoy "coming" in my salon.

Although when told about it on their next visit there was never a "repeat offence."
Or a third visit, I expect out of embarressment.

Edited by Nolar Dog on Tuesday 28th July 15:55

[TonyHetherington]

Yup - apparently many girls get so incredibly turned on, all the heat and the sun. You know how girls get when it gets hot and sunny? Imagine all of that 2 weeks' worth of horn condensed into a 6 minute blast

(PS: Don't Ambre solaire also do a tanning cream?)

[Soovy]

Nolar Dog said:

I found a couple of guys used to enjoy "coming" in my salon.

How did you know?

Edited by Soovy on Tuesday 28th July 16:27

[Scrubs]

Ayahuasca said:

Dr Jekyll said:

Just asked a female friend what she wears in a tanning machine. "Ambre Solarie" apparently.

Yes, sunblock makes sense in a tanning machine.

[Dr Jekyll]

Scrubs said:

Ayahuasca said:

Dr Jekyll said:

Just asked a female friend what she wears in a tanning machine. "Ambre Solarie" apparently.

Yes, sunblock makes sense in a tanning machine.

I'm not sure tanning machines make a great deal of sense in any case.

[tonyvid]

Soovy said:

Nolar Dog said:

I used to own a tanning/beauty salon.

Naked is the way to go whether on stand-up or lie-down beds.

Make sure she uses moisturising cream prior to tanning though or she will look like her favourite handbag before long.

Is it true that ladies regularly pack a vibe in their bag when they go then?

I've always liked to think that girls would be lying there smeared in moisturiser, with an infelxible friend tucked between their flaps.

Oh dear, I think I may have just popped my cork!

[southendpier]

TonyHetherington said:

Yup - naked in the stand up ones, blokes and women. No reason not to.

There's a tanning salon near me, and the guy who owns it has a Lotus so got talking to him. Some of the tales of what women do in sun beds are unbelievable.

He finds at least one vibrator a month left in there, and he says that people peeing in them is equally as common. Apparently, they just get too relaxed.

is that really pee? Get him to lick it and find out. Post his reply.

[Los Palmas 7]

Nolar Dog said:

I found a couple of guys used to enjoy "coming" in my salon.

My close friend confided in me that he would, er, "exercise" himself in the booth in order to get an even all-over tan, as it were.

[sleep envy]

did he also pay attention to the folds under his sack?