Male Nipples

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V8LM

5,179 posts

211 months

Monday 5th October 2009
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Nothing to worry about...

Unless you believe in Creationism, males have evolved from other males and females over millions of years. Unless there was a reason, man boobs would have disappeared as otherwise it's a waste of genetic material. So, there is some role for man boobs in the "survival of the fittest". Obviously, in general, females are not attracted to large nips otherwise humankind would have died out in a finale of lesbians. So man have evolved to have little, useless, pathetic nipples to give the women something to feel superior about. Big nipples, therefore, mean he is not attractive to women.

Probably been rejected countless times.

triggersbroom

2,378 posts

206 months

Monday 5th October 2009
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GTIR said:
triggersbroom said:
Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it confused
Nipple clamps
Nipple twists
Nipple tassles (for men)
Nipple olympics
Nipple support groups

I could go on

smile
All acedemic tongue out

Women breast feed - and men what?

So why the nips on us fellas?

coffee

chimera40

7,259 posts

179 months

Monday 5th October 2009
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This is all just to weird.nono

slideways

4,101 posts

223 months

Monday 5th October 2009
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DrTre said:
Flippin' Kipper said:
Only once when I woke up and it was trapped under my knee.
rofl
fk it you've just made me choke on my coffee, i've spat it all over my legs

chimera40

7,259 posts

179 months

Monday 5th October 2009
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slideways said:
DrTre said:
Flippin' Kipper said:
Only once when I woke up and it was trapped under my knee.
rofl
fk it you've just made me choke on my coffee, i've spat it all over my legs

308mate

13,757 posts

224 months

Monday 5th October 2009
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GTIR said:
triggersbroom said:
Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it confused
Nipple clamps
Nipple twists
Nipple tassles (for men)
Nipple olympics
Nipple support groups

I could go on

smile
CD rack.

Surely you guys have done this with the other half? Tip: Weight tends to become an issue before space

Pobolycwm

322 posts

182 months

Monday 5th October 2009
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triggersbroom said:
Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it confused
I think it`s because when we`re conceived we`re all female, it`s only later on during pregnancy that our sex is determined, by which time it`s too late to send the nipples back.......a bit like having the plastic inserts where fog lights go on the more expensive models

him_over_there

970 posts

208 months

Monday 5th October 2009
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Pobolycwm said:
triggersbroom said:
Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it confused
I think it`s because when we`re conceived we`re all female, it`s only later on during pregnancy that our sex is determined, by which time it`s too late to send the nipples back.......a bit like having the plastic inserts where fog lights go on the more expensive models
yes

Even if a baby is male, it's not until weeks into the pregnancy that the male hormones / testosterone kick in at which point the little lad already has nipples.


Edited by him_over_there on Monday 5th October 23:17

Benni

3,520 posts

213 months

Monday 5th October 2009
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DrTre

12,955 posts

234 months

Monday 5th October 2009
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Pobolycwm said:
by which time it`s too late to send the nipples back.......a bit like having the plastic inserts where fog lights go on the more expensive models
Inspired. Truly fking inspired.

Rotary Madness

2,285 posts

188 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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Interesting fact for you guys, my biology teacher was kind enough to tell me that a womans clitorus is what would have been the penis if she were a man. SOmething for you to think about whilst you're down there.....

hehe

Glassman

22,665 posts

217 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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Pobolycwm said:
...a bit like having the plastic inserts where fog lights go on the more expensive models
laugh

srebbe64

13,021 posts

239 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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I'm amazed that, on the internet, all replies are intelligent and considered! Gives me faith in humanity! smile

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

227 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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Rotary Madness said:
Interesting fact for you guys, my biology teacher was kind enough to tell me that a womans clitorus is what would have been the penis if she were a man. SOmething for you to think about whilst you're down there.....

hehe
No st, Sherlock.

xllifts

3,724 posts

205 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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Pobolycwm said:
triggersbroom said:
Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it confused
I think it`s because when we`re conceived we`re all female, it`s only later on during pregnancy that our sex is determined, by which time it`s too late to send the nipples back.......a bit like having the plastic inserts where fog lights go on the more expensive models
rofl only a fking welshman would cunjur up such factual information top man!

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

227 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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xllifts said:
Pobolycwm said:
triggersbroom said:
Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it confused
I think it`s because when we`re conceived we`re all female, it`s only later on during pregnancy that our sex is determined, by which time it`s too late to send the nipples back.......a bit like having the plastic inserts where fog lights go on the more expensive models
rofl only a fking welshman would cunjur up such factual information top man!
Erm...it's true.

Apart from the foglights.

xllifts

3,724 posts

205 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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Famous Graham said:
xllifts said:
Pobolycwm said:
triggersbroom said:
Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it confused
I think it`s because when we`re conceived we`re all female, it`s only later on during pregnancy that our sex is determined, by which time it`s too late to send the nipples back.......a bit like having the plastic inserts where fog lights go on the more expensive models
rofl only a fking welshman would cunjur up such factual information top man!
Erm...it's true.

Apart from the foglights.
Doh really i never guessed winkyou at sas xmas bash chap

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

227 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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xllifts said:
Famous Graham said:
xllifts said:
Pobolycwm said:
triggersbroom said:
Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it confused
I think it`s because when we`re conceived we`re all female, it`s only later on during pregnancy that our sex is determined, by which time it`s too late to send the nipples back.......a bit like having the plastic inserts where fog lights go on the more expensive models
rofl only a fking welshman would cunjur up such factual information top man!
Erm...it's true.

Apart from the foglights.
Doh really i never guessed winkyou at sas xmas bash chap
Sarcasm missed biggrin Sorry biggrin And yes thumbup

Corpulent Tosser

5,459 posts

247 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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jon_80 said:
The guy, probably mid-late 30s, was wearing a jumper over a t-shirt but you could see what I can only describe as these cigar butts showing proud through the 2 layers of clothes! I thought it was disgusting (I'm glad to say my nipples are tiny) but I forced myself not to notice.
Bit of a contradiction there, you forced yourself not to notice, but somehow you managed to be disgusted.

Though why you would find it disgusting beats me. confused

suthol

2,163 posts

236 months

Tuesday 6th October 2009
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triggersbroom said:
GTIR said:
triggersbroom said:
Here's a question... WHY do men have nipples?

Think about it confused
Nipple clamps
Nipple twists
Nipple tassles (for men)
Nipple olympics
Nipple support groups

I could go on

smile
So why the nips on us fellas?

coffee
Buttons on yer birthday suit.