Drunken belligerence

[Los Palmas 7]

By the way, I will do insult by proxy. If you want to slag someone off, but you haven't got the balls, PM me with your chosen insult and I'll post it on your behalf.

For a small fee.

[King Herald]

Los Palmas 7 said:

6655321 said:

Admitting the Chav inside is a brave thing, indeed...

Beg pardon?

'A sober mans mind is a drunken mans mouth' is what he means.

[DrTre]

Los Palmas 7 said:

By the way, I will do insult by proxy. If you want to slag someone off, but you haven't got the balls, PM me with your chosen insult and I'll post it on your behalf.

For a small fee.

I'll bung you a tenner for calling Commander J a cock cos he took the mickey out of me for double posting ... by double posting... and then deleted them when realised it wasn't my fault.

[Los Palmas 7]

Commander Jameson. You are a cock.


(Dr Tre - for another fiver I could add "of the highest order".)

[DrTre]

For a fiver I want "of the highest order". And a "yo mama" joke.

[CommanderJameson]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Commander Jameson. You are a cock.


(Dr Tre - for another fiver I could add "of the highest order".)

Jesus, you're cheap.

Here's an imaginary 20. Call DrTre a for me.

[Los Palmas 7]

Too easy

[DrTre]

Minge.

That's what you two are.

Minge.

[CommanderJameson]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Too easy

I think you're scared of him. And he's looking at your pint.

[Los Palmas 7]

CommanderJameson said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Too easy

I think you're scared of him. And he's looking at your pint.

I'm gonna punch him in the crotch.

[DrTre]

Like THAT scares me...cos you punch like a girl. Not cos I've not got massive goolies cos I HAVE. They're like yams. But not as carbohydratey.

[Los Palmas 7]

Stick your yams up your arse. Sideways.

[DrTre]

mfmfffmdmsmfgrrr...eee....oof

OK. What now?

[CommanderJameson]

Is he at the stage where he's spilling his own drinks and knocking over other peoples', and then vastly over-egging the apology?

[MK4 Slowride]

Fancy doing some killing LP7?

[DrTre]

Dear fking lord. What is going on? Is this what Lemsip does to you? I'm so delirious I'm pretending to strangers on teh internet that I've stuffed my own testaclons up my arse?

I need to really look at my life.

Once I've taken my balls out my ass.

[Famous Graham]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Thing is, when I get a bit of the grog inside me I get a bit bolshy.

"When you get a bit of the grog inside you", my arse.

Go despatch war rocket Ajax

[Balmoral Green]

Drunken belligerence?

It's all a bit st so far, and it's been over an hour.

1/10

[DrTre]

CommanderJameson said:

Is he at the stage where he's spilling his own drinks and knocking over other peoples', and then vastly over-egging the apology?

Saw that last week.

Really oddly I thought the bloke that did it was a "famous" tv personality. I was telling my mates who I thought he was..."you know, that fella, did kids tv...mark something..it's him. It is!! He hung himself last year....it's not him is it..."

[Justayellowbadge]

Tonight, a hooker is going to fking pay.

Again.