Guy in the cubicle next to me...

[Marquis_Rex]

Nolar Dog said:

Get a job where you do the evening shift?

Then I wouldn't be able to surf and catch all of you merry lot in the morning

[KaraK]

I voted Nuke Him from Orbit as it has the side bonus that since if the office has been nuked chances are you won't have to go into work for at least a few days

[Nolar Dog]

Marquis_Rex said:

Nolar Dog said:

Get a job where you do the evening shift?

Then I wouldn't be able to surf and catch all of you merry lot in the morning

Put up with The Milk Man then.

[Cooky]

Have you considered: EAT QUIETLY YOU fkING DISGUSTING PIG! or I'll stab you in the throat with your GOD DAM fkING SPOON! .....YOU !

HTH

[oobster]

TheCarpetCleaner said:

oobster said:

Why no 'Nuke him from orbit' option?

Because its not funny.

Indeed, but this is PH after all - since when did funny come into it?

[adycav]

Needs a "get some qualifications to escape my call centre job" option.

[Neil_H]

Buy some ear plugs.

[TheCarpetCleaner]

oobster said:

TheCarpetCleaner said:

oobster said:

Why no 'Nuke him from orbit' option?

Because its not funny.

Indeed, but this is PH after all - since when did funny come into it?

Not here. That's for sure.

[Marquis_Rex]

Nice to see PHers as filthy minded as ever-judging by the poll results.

[GTIR]

I voted for the lax option but now I think about it you don't want the cocking snapper groaning and moaning every five mins.

On reflection (which I don't often do as a rule) I'd go for the crappy milk option. Make the slag go off milk forever!


(must learn more smileys)

Edited by GTIR on Wednesday 21st October 18:10

[R34]

Gargamel said:

Put raisins in his milk ....






Hope he drowns in a strong currant

I laughed.

[DamianBlades]

"Spike His Milk with Laxatives"

Gassy build up prior wont really work out well for yourself.

[snowy slopes]

The method for solving this problem is thus:

a) take a desert spoon to your garage and grind of the bowl part of the spoon, making sure that you leave a sharp point

b) give this person a chance to change his ways, politely informing him that he is noisy, and if this fails

c) sneak up behind him and pin his fking head top the desk with the sharpened spoon, and point out that it serves him fking right, the tt!

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

why was there no tab to say "should I just get a life?"

[rev-erend]

Oi - I heard that you lentil muncher.

Haven't you got any new engine parts to design this week.

[SunnyD]

two words; i and pod.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

SunnyD said:

two words; i and pod.

that's 3

[Cara van man]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

SunnyD said:

two words; i and pod.

that's 3

[SunnyD]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

SunnyD said:

two words; i and pod.

that's 3

..well I could hardly say "two words; ipod," now could I!!

[Neil_H]

SunnyD said:

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

SunnyD said:

two words; i and pod.

that's 3

..well I could hardly say "two words; ipod," now could I!!

You could have said "one word; ipod" though, seeing as, you know, it's just one word. Not two.