That's it. She'll kill me this time
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Emsman, please, please, don't ever come to DD's.
By the time we had watched Liverpool St burn to the ground and grieved at the crater that was previously St Pauls we simply will not have the energy to take you to casualty to remove the Smirnoff Ice bottles that were hilariously, inadvertently, inserted during your telling of an anecdote.
By the time we had watched Liverpool St burn to the ground and grieved at the crater that was previously St Pauls we simply will not have the energy to take you to casualty to remove the Smirnoff Ice bottles that were hilariously, inadvertently, inserted during your telling of an anecdote.
Justayellowbadge said:
Emsman, please, please, don't ever come to DD's.
By the time we had watched Liverpool St burn to the ground and grieved at the crater that was previously St Pauls we simply will not have the energy to take you to casualty to remove the Smirnoff Ice bottles that were hilariously, inadvertently, inserted during your telling of an anecdote.
Don't come to DD's to have Smirnoff Ice bottles inserted into me?By the time we had watched Liverpool St burn to the ground and grieved at the crater that was previously St Pauls we simply will not have the energy to take you to casualty to remove the Smirnoff Ice bottles that were hilariously, inadvertently, inserted during your telling of an anecdote.
Consider it done
It would be my pleasure not to !
Emsman said:
(The Diary of The World's Most Powerful Disaster Magnet, 26th October 2009)
Mate - I think you're missing a trick here.Do you have a Paypal account? If so, I'd be willing to pay you £50 an hour to simply follow Gordon Brown to every public appearance he makes - and so would several thousand other PHers. You don't have to do anything...just stand there, amongst the onlookers.
I mean. Who would have thought. Winky killed in Walsall by a Great White Shark falling on him...in a hijacked cargo 747. Carrying 200 tons of cat-s
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I'm alive!!!
I'm actually quite glad I am deaf in one ear these days- it has it's advantages after all!
Not much was actually said given the mess/stench.
I manfully blamed the cat for the entire incident!!
The lounge carpet has cleaned up really well, but we are now looking at putting oak flooring down.
Look forward to the next thrilling installment of: Emsman, my year in hell.
Oak flooring??? Hhhhmmmmm....power tools!
I suggested mrs emsman call me frank spencer- but she has decided on Reg Prescott (for those with a good memory)
I'm actually quite glad I am deaf in one ear these days- it has it's advantages after all!
Not much was actually said given the mess/stench.
I manfully blamed the cat for the entire incident!!
The lounge carpet has cleaned up really well, but we are now looking at putting oak flooring down.
Look forward to the next thrilling installment of: Emsman, my year in hell.
Oak flooring??? Hhhhmmmmm....power tools!
I suggested mrs emsman call me frank spencer- but she has decided on Reg Prescott (for those with a good memory)
Marcellus said:
Emsman said:
Oak flooring??? Hhhhmmmmm....power tools!
Please please please set up a live feed for this!! ![rofl](/inc/images/rofl.gif)
Then it's the 3 stooges with long wood planks, and the ever present danger inherent with power tools.
Not today though- today will be a quiet one- as quiet as Anne Franks stereo.
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