Definition of a Chav?

[FWDRacer]

In Scotland... NEDs

None Educated Deliquents

[useyourdellusion]

Modern day urchins?

[kaese]

Vagrants and/or vagabonds.

Or 'Burberry Trogladyte' http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chav

[FNG]

I heard one such bottom-feeder claim not to be a chav "cos I wear jeans".

Apparently it's all to do with JJB Sports attire.

And Elizabeth Duke, obviously. Shiny tracksuits and cheap heavy jewellery appear to be inextricably interlinked.

Whereas I thought it was to do with being doleite scrounging mouthbreathing antisocial irresponsible smallbrained malodorous uneducated violent scummy ASBO-displaying knife-carrying unambitious criminal lowlife s with a chip on their shoulder.

Every day's a schoolday.

[Mini1275]

Inbred pikeys?

[Ray Singh]

Minions?

[A K]

Burgeoning underclass of society...

ok so that is not harsh enough, how about C U Next Tuesday?

[Saddle bum]

A proper shower!

[TopCAD]

How about we call them 'reprobates'?

[Starfighter]

On TV last night:-
Chav - someone with more money than dress sense.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Did someone say Chav?? LOL, Someone called me that the other day because I have a subaru and a staffie!

I tend to think of chavs an the unemployed, tracksuit wearing, n-dub loving, st heads who hang round shopping centres with cans of stella bit of a steriotype am sure!

[Famous Graham]

Syndrome said:

Darth Paul said:

This is PH, I thought they were Pikeys?

Oddly, Chav is a pikey word for an undesirable. Strange but true.

And how would you know that, eh?

Grab sticks, lads, let's get 'im!

[pilchardthecat]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

I have a subaru and a staffie

I think you may qualify.

Do you wear sporting apparel when not engaging in sport-related activity?

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

pilchardthecat said:

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

I have a subaru and a staffie

I think you may qualify.

Do you wear sporting apparel when not engaging in sport-related activity?

LOL no never!! But I have a dump valve on my scooby!

[pilchardthecat]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

pilchardthecat said:

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

I have a subaru and a staffie

I think you may qualify.

Do you wear sporting apparel when not engaging in sport-related activity?

LOL no never!! But I have a dump valve on my scooby!

Gold earring? Chain?

It's not looking good for you, chav boy.

[Cara Van Man]

My definition of a chav?



1) Tattoos
2) Red hair
3) Subaru
4) Says 'turd' a lot
5) Dirty

[Frankeh]

A .

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

pilchardthecat said:

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

pilchardthecat said:

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

I have a subaru and a staffie

I think you may qualify.

Do you wear sporting apparel when not engaging in sport-related activity?

LOL no never!! But I have a dump valve on my scooby!

Gold earring? Chain?

It's not looking good for you, chav boy.

Hey am not a boy!

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Cara Van Man said:

My definition of a chav?



1) Tattoos
2) Red hair
3) Subaru
4) Says 'turd' a lot
5) Dirty

w*nker Oh and at least I don't own a caravan pikey turd

Edited by Ahhh Moneypenny on Thursday 12th November 15:40

[TheArchitect]

Oxygen Thief