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bales said:
The obvious question which no-one seems to want to ask....did you cheat on her then.
If you did then regardless of all the macho 'what happens on a stag stays on stag' b
ks then you deserve what you get to be honest..
No, I didn't. If you did then regardless of all the macho 'what happens on a stag stays on stag' b
ks then you deserve what you get to be honest..The appartments we hired were absolutely huge and very flash, so became party central (we hired the block, so no neighbours to annoy), which is why there were photos of girls there, lots of girls - but also 25 lads so it really was to be expected and actually very tame compared to stags I've been on in Eastern Europe.
Maxf said:
bales said:
The obvious question which no-one seems to want to ask....did you cheat on her then.
If you did then regardless of all the macho 'what happens on a stag stays on stag' bks then you deserve what you get to be honest..
No, I didn't. If you did then regardless of all the macho 'what happens on a stag stays on stag' b
ks then you deserve what you get to be honest..The appartments we hired were absolutely huge and very flash, so became party central (we hired the block, so no neighbours to annoy), which is why there were photos of girls there, lots of girls - but also 25 lads so it really was to be expected and actually very tame compared to stags I've been on in Eastern Europe.
I would go onto the offensive.
Are you going to spend the rest of your life with a partner who looks through your private stuff? Next she will be going through your mobile phone, mail etc. Are you really going to go through life like this?
I went on a mate's stag do a couple of years ago, and my OH knows that we went to a lap dancing club. It is, after all, what blokes do. She knows that we got up to stuff that she wouldn't entirely agree with, but she also knows that I wouldn't be unfaithful.
Don
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Are you going to spend the rest of your life with a partner who looks through your private stuff? Next she will be going through your mobile phone, mail etc. Are you really going to go through life like this?
I went on a mate's stag do a couple of years ago, and my OH knows that we went to a lap dancing club. It is, after all, what blokes do. She knows that we got up to stuff that she wouldn't entirely agree with, but she also knows that I wouldn't be unfaithful.
Don
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The conversation went something like this...
TM - Did you meet anybody?
Me - No.
TM - Are you sure?
Me - Yep.
TM - What about the brunette which was hanging off you?
Me - hmmm... oh. How.
Me - We met loads of people in clubs and stuff. Must have been one of them.
TM - In your appartment.
Me - Oh. pst pst pst pst pst (that's the noise of the air bed pump)
Oh well. I quite like my new bedroom and I could play guitar last night into the early hours just like being 17 again!
TM - Did you meet anybody?
Me - No.
TM - Are you sure?
Me - Yep.
TM - What about the brunette which was hanging off you?
Me - hmmm... oh. How.
Me - We met loads of people in clubs and stuff. Must have been one of them.
TM - In your appartment.
Me - Oh. pst pst pst pst pst (that's the noise of the air bed pump)
Oh well. I quite like my new bedroom and I could play guitar last night into the early hours just like being 17 again!
don4l said:
I would go onto the offensive.
Are you going to spend the rest of your life with a partner who looks through your private stuff? Next she will be going through your mobile phone, mail etc. Are you really going to go through life like this?
Lets just say I am reevaluating things. Apparently she 'noticed' my phone now has a pin lock on it. Are you going to spend the rest of your life with a partner who looks through your private stuff? Next she will be going through your mobile phone, mail etc. Are you really going to go through life like this?
Maxf said:
The conversation went something like this...
TM - Did you meet anybody?
Me - No.
TM - Are you sure?
Me - Yep.
TM - What about the brunette which was hanging off you?
Me - hmmm... oh. How.
Me - We met loads of people in clubs and stuff. Must have been one of them.
TM - In your appartment.
Me - Oh. pst pst pst pst pst (that's the noise of the air bed pump)
Oh well. I quite like my new bedroom and I could play guitar last night into the early hours just like being 17 again!
My Mrs makes me sleep on the COUCH occasionally. Usually because I've come home pissed or something. What she fails to understand is that it's really not a punishment. It's like camping.TM - Did you meet anybody?
Me - No.
TM - Are you sure?
Me - Yep.
TM - What about the brunette which was hanging off you?
Me - hmmm... oh. How.
Me - We met loads of people in clubs and stuff. Must have been one of them.
TM - In your appartment.
Me - Oh. pst pst pst pst pst (that's the noise of the air bed pump)
Oh well. I quite like my new bedroom and I could play guitar last night into the early hours just like being 17 again!
ETA: f
kers.Edited by escargot on Thursday 12th November 15:05
MikeCR said:
bales said:
The obvious question which no-one seems to want to ask....did you cheat on her then.
If you did then regardless of all the macho 'what happens on a stag stays on stag' bks then you deserve what you get to be honest..
Error. Surely the purpose of the "stag" is to drill everything like hes in the north sea!If you did then regardless of all the macho 'what happens on a stag stays on stag' b
ks then you deserve what you get to be honest..escargot said:
My Mrs makes me sleep on the coach occasionally. Usually because I've come home pissed or something. What she fails to understand is that it's really not a punishment. It's like camping.
So true 
Video games and late night music channel surfing while on the couch in your boxer shorts. That's not a punishment!!!
TonyHetherington said:
escargot said:
My Mrs makes me sleep on the coach occasionally. Usually because I've come home pissed or something. What she fails to understand is that it's really not a punishment. It's like camping.
So true Video games and late night music channel surfing while on the couch in your boxer shorts. That's not a punishment!!!
I found that waking at 6am, naked, spreadeagled on the lounge floor, Springer Spaniel licking my arse crack, uniform and vomit everywhere, and the wife standing over me with the Vax machine is not always the best way to start the day.
Stick to toast and tea, that is my advice.
What goes on tour stays on tour until the pictures are found and it is then posted here for everyone to laugh at.
Several of my mate's stag parties have involved strippers and/or lapdancers ,and have been followed up with near-military standards of photo evidence removal later by the parties involved.
Did she go snooping in the camera by herself? If she doesn't trust you, it's over, misson abort, get out now while you can.
Several of my mate's stag parties have involved strippers and/or lapdancers ,and have been followed up with near-military standards of photo evidence removal later by the parties involved.
Did she go snooping in the camera by herself? If she doesn't trust you, it's over, misson abort, get out now while you can.
Neil_H said:
Did she go snooping in the camera by herself?
I'm sure the camera miraculously switched itself on and automatically played a slide-show of the offending photos. Seriously - I can't possibly imagine a woman actively going through her partner's camera/computer/what-not to find incriminating evidence.
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