Your finest hour.....

[6655321]

I once put a pitchfork through my brothers foot on purpose... I was quite proud.

[Killer2005]

[Faz_ITR]

Well I found it funny. What I hadn't reckoned for however was a backlash from the resident sarcastic pedant crew, I shall let you now return to your regular scoffings at those who don't read Private Eye and enjoy sniffing their own farts.

As you were.

[ipsg.glf]

Faz_ITR said:

Well I found it funny. What I hadn't reckoned for however was a backlash from the resident sarcastic pedant crew, I shall let you now return to your regular scoffings at those who don't read Private Eye and enjoy sniffing their own farts.

As you were.

Best get to bed sonny. School in the morning.

[Hedders]

Faz_ITR said:

What I hadn't reckoned for however was a backlash from the resident sarcastic pedant crew, .

Big mistake..big big mistake.

[Puggit]

Sometimes I wish I had asked to be a mod on here.

I'd have locked this waste of bytes up pronto!

[DrTre]

My finest hour was the one I spent watching you shower.

[Pesty]

If thats your finest hour and you are older than 10 I would seriously consider suicide if I were you.

[xr287]

Hopefully not your truly finest hour but I thought it was hilarious

[anonymous-user]

Faz_ITR said:

If you don't like it don't comment, old boring bds (awaits grilling)

Ha haaa, that made me laugh....

My finest hour was when i installed CCTV on my drive.

I then thought it'd be funny to glue 50p to the floor and watch people try and pick it up. Someone actually came back with a knife to prise it off the floor.

[Jasandjules]

Faz_ITR said:

I'm a bit of a I know, but I wanted to share with you what I have just done.

By finest hour, what do you mean, as I don't actually understand the point of your post?

ETA - Ah hang on, you mean some sort of wind-up, is that it?

One of mine was after a parachute jump I called my mum and told her I'd just landed badly and broken my leg and I was just on my way to hospital in the ambulance... I let her stew for a bit before I called back and said I landed fine (I would say as usual, but I did have a rather embarassing "sit down" landing once) and no broken limbs as yet...

Edited by Jasandjules on Sunday 15th November 21:08

[Faz_ITR]

xr287 said:

Hopefully not your truly finest hour but I thought it was hilarious

Thanks big man, you got it.

Not my one finest hour, just wanted to think of a title that would allow others to contribute.

To my other fans, thanks for reminding me about school tomorrow. I am pretty sure however that upon seeing a well dressed 23 year old standing at the gates looking confused, the Headteacher would call the police.

When I've grown up and the only things that amuse me involve wine and cheese parties, I'll post details for your enjoyment x

[Ayahuasca]

This thread is st, like your finest hour.

[Faz_ITR]

And you've just added to it, cheers hero

[timskipper]

Used car salesman. Say no more!

[Faz_ITR]

timskipper said:

Used car salesman. Say no more!

Well spotted Tim, I was indeed a used car salesman, when I was 19. Then a new car salesman, then a business manager until finally, when I was 22, a sales manager for a Honda main dealer.

Why the hostility?

[maser_spyder]

Shaid GTB said:

I then thought it'd be funny to glue 50p to the floor and watch people try and pick it up. Someone actually came back with a knife to prise it off the floor.

Must have been a Scotsman?

[Faz_ITR]

Erik Estrada said:

Faz_ITR said:

And you've just added to it, cheers hero

Aren't you the fella that made the comment on another thread? Was it about the murder of the American servicemen by Hassan Malik? I believe your comment said "Go on brother"....

Is that right?

Erik I suggest you do the necessary homework before you make such an accusation.

It certainly wasn't me, my dad served for 22 years in the RAF.

Please delete your comment

[Erik Estrada]

Apologies, editing the quote above this. Will be deleted immediately.

[eldar]

Faz_ITR said:

timskipper said:

Used car salesman. Say no more!

Well spotted Tim, I was indeed a used car salesman, when I was 19. Then a new car salesman, then a business manager until finally, when I was 22, a sales manager for a Honda main dealer.

Why the hostility?

Hostile to a New Car Sales Executive, all nicely capitalised? No one would dare, you being so important, funny and sensitive.