If you were allowed one punch. Just one. Who would it be??

If you were allowed one punch. Just one. Who would it be??

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TheCarpetCleaner

7,294 posts

204 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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For me it would be



Because she is not a woman, but clearly a descendant of the Great Naked Mole Rat


and therefore rodent.

Poledriver

28,668 posts

196 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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TheCarpetCleaner said:
For me it would be



Because she is not a woman, but clearly a descendant of the Great Naked Mole Rat


and therefore rodent.
??? Linky no worky!?

patmahe

5,775 posts

206 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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Nothing else makes me want to throw my TV out more than this smug useless waste of space tt. So it'd either be him or my boss

Edited by patmahe on Wednesday 13th January 12:15

soad

32,974 posts

178 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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Russell Brand / Jamie Oliver. Can't decide between those two - perhaps get them to stand behind each other. One punch, both out.


Edited by soad on Wednesday 13th January 12:19

fivesixseven8

6,146 posts

229 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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lawrence567 said:
Emsman said:
6 replies and not one mention of Tim Westwood?
Or Gordon Brown
It's a tough call between those two. I think Broon would get mine though.

Wayne King

1,100 posts

195 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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southendpier said:
Wayne King said:
Lady Gaga.
you should just poke her face
Get out.

johnvthe2nd

1,285 posts

199 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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far too many .. Bill Oddie and Jeremey Vine would be pretty high on my list too, but I think it would have to be Graham Norton, and I'd hope I'd be able to knock him into Michael McIntyre hard enough to do serious damage.

Marf

22,907 posts

243 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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Just look at it, such a punchable little face. biggrin

whitechief

4,423 posts

197 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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Him


isee

3,713 posts

185 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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come on!

nobody esle feels like punching him?


dirty boy

14,721 posts

211 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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Marf said:


Just look at it, such a punchable little face. biggrin
A punch would not be enough for that malevolent bd i'm affraid.

JMGS4

8,741 posts

272 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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Marf said:

Just look at it, such a punchable little face. biggrin
I'd gladly punch a 3.56 teflon coated boattail Magnum hole at 3000fps through that face...

bigTee

5,546 posts

223 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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My wife.

Mini1275

11,098 posts

184 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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Paul o'grady probably. furiouspunch

Alexdaredevilz

5,697 posts

181 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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patmahe said:


Nothing else makes me want to throw my TV out more than this smug useless waste of space tt. So it'd either be him or my boss

Edited by patmahe on Wednesday 13th January 12:15
2nd that

Adam B

27,417 posts

256 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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Alistair Campbell is right up there - slimy war-mongering toad

Kit80

4,764 posts

189 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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CVM hehe

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

244 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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Kit80 said:
CVM hehe
Just print this out, and give it a slap whenever the need arises.




Cooky

4,955 posts

239 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

253 months

Wednesday 13th January 2010
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Kit80 said:
CVM hehe
Can we use 'special punches'

I'll 'donkey punch' Kit.