How would you like to die?

How would you like to die?

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Mobile Chicane

20,890 posts

214 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Ganglandboss said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Shagging Daniel Craig on the bonnet of my GT3 RS.
I've got a fake Omega Seamaster, a pair of Persol 2720s and a replica Walther PPK if that's close enough for you? wink
No helicopter?

Ganglandboss

8,316 posts

205 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Ganglandboss said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Shagging Daniel Craig on the bonnet of my GT3 RS.
I've got a fake Omega Seamaster, a pair of Persol 2720s and a replica Walther PPK if that's close enough for you? wink
No helicopter?
Yep!



wink

isee

3,713 posts

185 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Rocksteadyeddie said:
V8, tyre smoke, oh st. The End.
A twin V8, tyre smoke, oooooh yessss!!!! the end

At the age of 102 with a 20 year old blonde babe with fake breast int he passenger seat giving me a bj.

ErnestM

11,621 posts

269 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Ganglandboss said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Shagging Daniel Craig on the bonnet of my GT3 RS.
I've got a fake Omega Seamaster, a pair of Persol 2720s and a replica Walther PPK if that's close enough for you? wink
No helicopter?
One would think that the correct question would be "What, no DBS?"

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monthefish

20,449 posts

233 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Ganglandboss said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Ganglandboss said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Shagging Daniel Craig on the bonnet of my GT3 RS.
I've got a fake Omega Seamaster, a pair of Persol 2720s and a replica Walther PPK if that's close enough for you? wink
No helicopter?
Yep!



wink
hehe Good effort.

rlw

3,356 posts

239 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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spikeyhead said:
I'd like to be murdered when I'm 86, by the jealous boyfriend of the cute 26 year old that I'm shagging.
make that 135 and I'm with you but I'd prefer a heart attack while she climaxed for the 9th time..............

MitchT

15,974 posts

211 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Smothered by boobs, obviously biggrin

croyde

23,179 posts

232 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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I would li...................................................

obscene

5,174 posts

187 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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MitchT said:
Smothered by boobs, obviously biggrin
yes

Otter Smacker

6,524 posts

196 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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In the nip, with a plastic bag and a belt.





jessica

6,321 posts

254 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Rocksteadyeddie said:
V8, tyre smoke, oh st. The End.
YUP.......yes

Lord Pikey

3,257 posts

217 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Chokeing to death aged 181 trying to remove a bra with my teeth. smile

Cupid Stunt

528 posts

172 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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In a way that makes everyone laugh hysterically before they pause to think "st, he's probably dead"

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

195 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Huge Car crash with Bon Jovi blaring.....

"I'm going daaaann ina blaze of glorrrraaayyyyyyyyyy!"

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

257 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Lord Pikey said:
Chokeing to death aged 181 trying to remove a bra with my teeth. smile
I'm sure the nurse will remove it for you if you tell her it's chafing...

White-Noise

4,374 posts

250 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Stinking hangover, the red button is there to end it all instantly when you cant stand it any more

captainzep

13,305 posts

194 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Mobile Chicane said:
Shagging Daniel Craig on the bonnet of my GT3 RS.
And how would poor Daniel explain that to the authorities?

mikef

4,920 posts

253 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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How would you like to die?

Emo Phillips said:
OK
Comedy classic

Heathwood

2,582 posts

204 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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I tend to think more about whether I'd leave my wife behind or she leave me behind. For that reason I'd have to say together and not too painfully for either of us please.

Romanymagic

3,298 posts

221 months

Friday 12th March 2010
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Instant death heart attack at the point (just past) orgasm! Its the only way to be sure! biggrin