80 bastard quid

[Mobile Chicane]

New parents are a marketers' dream.

Just wait until it's £300(+) for the latest baby transportation / monitoring / sleeping / learning system.

Because if you don't buy these things, your child is destined to become a dribbling retard, right?

[Nolar Dog]

Mobile Chicane said:

...your child is destined to become a dribbling retard, right?

Her daddy is Stig. What chance does she have?











Sorry Stig.

[Flintstone]

S800VXR said:

Just so everyones clear, this is what Stig actually brought!
http://www.maxhim.co.uk/Maxhim-Automatic-Pump/prod...

Where did he bring it to?

[Matt Black]

Flintstone said:

S800VXR said:

Just so everyones clear, this is what Stig actually brought!
http://www.maxhim.co.uk/Maxhim-Automatic-Pump/prod...

Where did he bring it to?

Into the bedroom then down his Y fronts!

HTH

[4hero]

Mobile Chicane said:

New parents are a marketers' dream.

Just wait until it's £300(+) for the latest baby transportation / monitoring / sleeping / learning system.

Because if you don't buy these things, your child is destined to become a dribbling retard, right?

We are going to look at a £400 "Jogging Buggy" tomorrow. I don't even jog FFS Our boy is only 9 months old, and we are already on to our 2nd car, 2nd car seat, 2nd buggy, and god know how many other things are now lying up the loft.

Our son isn't a dribbling retard, so it must be working

[Matt Black]

4hero said:

Mobile Chicane said:

New parents are a marketers' dream.

Just wait until it's £300(+) for the latest baby transportation / monitoring / sleeping / learning system.

Because if you don't buy these things, your child is destined to become a dribbling retard, right?

We are going to look at a £400 "Jogging Buggy" tomorrow. I don't even jog FFS Our boy is only 9 months old, and we are already on to our 2nd car, 2nd car seat, 2nd buggy, and god know how many other things are now lying up the loft.

Our son isn't a dribbling retard, so it must be working

9 months! Mine are 9yo, 11yo and 13yo, you have many many thousands to pay out yet fella

[Densai tikiwa]

it definately doesnt get easier, nor cheaper as they grow older, thats for sure.

[jjones]

you do realise she wants this so she can bottle and refrigerate the milk, thus YOU can get up in the night for feeding duties. file the edges so it is as rough as a badgers arse, it may be a waste of £80 but not having to get up in the small hours is priceless

[Engineer1]

But if it does work you also have the ability to go out together without Jr, my Brother and Sister in Law have tried leaving their child with formula after starting on breast and the little darling won't drink formula meaning he can't be left easily.

[fridaypassion]

Same thing here OP. The 911 fund robbed of 80 quid. Best thing is after stifling laughter at how silly my Mrs looked using it the baby wouldn't take the bottle! FECK!

[cslgirl]

I gave mine away on freecycle!

[Manks]

stigmundfreud said:

thats right 80 sodding quid. What for? A bd breast pump

thats a tank of fuel on a fking tit sucking electronic pump. She's lucky we no longer live next to the bloody farm

Just to really make your day special, we've got a brand new one I'd have happily given you.

Manks

[Penny-lope]

I bet she doesn't even use it....and uses her hand instead. Most breast pumps are bloody uncomfortable things, and hence milk production is low.

I ended up giving mine away.

[Cupid Stunt]

stigmundfreud said:

thats right 80 sodding quid. What for? A bd breast pump

thats a tank of fuel on a fking tit sucking electronic pump. She's lucky we no longer live next to the bloody farm

FPML at the farm comment

[dudleybloke]

a real man would have made one out of an old fuel pump that would empty a tit in under 6 seconds!

[intooblivion]

dudleybloke said:

a real man would have made one out of an old fuel pump that would empty a tit in under 6 seconds!

Haha, just woke up the whole house laughing at that one.

[escargot]

I feel your pain. I bought one for her and it got used once. fking once.

[gtdc]

cslgirl said:

I gave mine away on freecycle!

That's genius. Didn't know you could get rid of kids on that. Ebay won't take 'em.

[BliarOut]

Frazer's not gonna be happy when he sees this.

[blindswelledrat]

stigmundfreud said:

thats right 80 sodding quid. What for? A bd breast pump

thats a tank of fuel on a fking tit sucking electronic pump. She's lucky we no longer live next to the bloody farm

I normally cry "pikey" on these sort of threads but my wife and I had exactly the same outrage at the discovery. I offered to suck and spit but naturally I ended up paying £80.
Its doubly annoying 6 months later when you are left with a perfectly good near-new tit pump that you wouldn't even be able to give away.