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louismchuge

1,628 posts

185 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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Some drunk old git got his knob out in front of me and a couple of mates when we were about 16. We just started laughing at him, not the reaction he was hoping for I think!

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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louismchuge said:
not the reaction he was hoping for I think!
You'd be surprised; sometimes it is, actually.

bazking69

8,620 posts

191 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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Rude-boy said:
I'm told that the best response is to point and laugh at them, possibly with some derogatory comment if you are quick enough.
Clever idea when a lone female with a baby has come face to face with a strange man who is displaying himself to her uninvited....

TonyRPH

13,011 posts

169 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
SummerTime said:
You should of took a picture
And you should of took some grammar lessons.
And you should have taken some grammar lessons.

tch!


Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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TonyRPH said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
SummerTime said:
You should of took a picture
And you should of took some grammar lessons.
And you should have taken some grammar lessons.

tch!
I can't even be arsed to post the parrot. (NB, not a euphemism.)

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

234 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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bazking69 said:
Rude-boy said:
I'm told that the best response is to point and laugh at them, possibly with some derogatory comment if you are quick enough.
Clever idea when a lone female with a baby has come face to face with a strange man who is displaying himself to her uninvited....
Oh do give over. Flashers are not doing what they do bacause they want to start a fight. They are sad, pathetic, and usually little in more than one way, men who get their kicks from shocking or frightening ladies with the unexpected sight of their toddger. They are not tooled up muggers, murderers and rapists.


TonyRPH

13,011 posts

169 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
TonyRPH said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
SummerTime said:
You should of took a picture
And you should of took some grammar lessons.
And you should have taken some grammar lessons.

tch!
I can't even be arsed to post the parrot. (NB, not a euphemism.)
ok so that was a whoosh moment hehe

davemac250

4,499 posts

206 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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TonyRPH said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
TonyRPH said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
SummerTime said:
You should of took a picture
And you should of took some grammar lessons.
And you should have taken some grammar lessons.

tch!
I can't even be arsed to post the parrot. (NB, not a euphemism.)
ok so that was a whoosh moment hehe
Nah, it was quick thinking!

DrTre

12,955 posts

233 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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Rude-boy said:
They are not tooled up muggers, murderers and rapists.
Well...in a sense they are...

iggletiggle

1,380 posts

186 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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Rude-boy said:
bazking69 said:
Rude-boy said:
I'm told that the best response is to point and laugh at them, possibly with some derogatory comment if you are quick enough.
Clever idea when a lone female with a baby has come face to face with a strange man who is displaying himself to her uninvited....
Oh do give over. Flashers are not doing what they do bacause they want to start a fight. They are sad, pathetic, and usually little in more than one way, men who get their kicks from shocking or frightening ladies with the unexpected sight of their toddger. They are not tooled up muggers, murderers and rapists.
I wonder a flashers reaction if said lady grabbed his 'tool' and started divulging..

VeeTEC

1,550 posts

189 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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A couple of girls I went to university with in Lancaster had this happen once.

Some guy walked up to them at a bus stop whacked it out and actually finished himself off in front of them.

I'm sure it was most disturbing for them, but all I could do was rofl

GingerWizard

4,721 posts

199 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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I saw a bloke today with his todger out whilst driving home. Made me laugh alot actually. Well willys are, are'nt they...!!! wink

SummerTime

1,292 posts

173 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
SummerTime said:
You should of took a picture
And you should of took some grammar lessons.
Oh dear grammar police are back thanks for that cock womble/Ming/

Coco H

Original Poster:

4,237 posts

238 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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I wish I could have come up with a witty reposte at the time. But my brain doesn't work that way!

Sheets Tabuer

19,105 posts

216 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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I thought this was going to be about a new sofa retailer frown

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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Coco H said:
I wish I could have come up with a witty reposte at the time. But my brain doesn't work that way!
If you think I'm writing your material for nowt, you've got another think coming...

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

226 months

Wednesday 14th July 2010
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iggletiggle said:
I wonder a flashers reaction if said lady grabbed his 'tool' and started divulging..
What, state secrets or something?

iggletiggle

1,380 posts

186 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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Famous Graham said:
iggletiggle said:
I wonder a flashers reaction if said lady grabbed his 'tool' and started divulging..
What, state secrets or something?
Ssshh.. wink

whitevanman88

1,012 posts

181 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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SummerTime said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
SummerTime said:
You should of took a picture
And you should of took some grammar lessons.
Oh dear grammar police are back thanks for that cock womble/Ming/
Well it's hardly difficult is it? Have. Not Of. It really is that elementary.

bikemonster

1,188 posts

242 months

Thursday 15th July 2010
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SummerTime said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
SummerTime said:
You should of took a picture
And you should of took some grammar lessons.
Oh dear grammar police are back thanks for that cock womble/Ming/
I think that should of <ahem> read:

"Oh dear, grammar police are back. Thanks for that, Cock Womble/ming."

No need to thank.