New to massage....

[Brother D]

Well, with a guy yeah fine, no boner issues. Except I have an aversion (strong) to having any guys touching me. (Must have been the all boys school thing).
P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.

[ewenm]

My sports-physio is female and used to work for Bath Rugby. She's an attractive woman but causes me such pain that there's still no other reaction than laughter or shouting in pain. All in a good cause of course, keeps the legs in order.

[WorAl]

Brother D said:

Well, with a guy yeah fine, no boner issues. Except I have an aversion (strong) to having any guys touching me. (Must have been the all boys school thing).

ahhh, getting bored of guys touching you?

[LukeBird]

Brother D said:

Well, with a guy yeah fine, no boner issues. Except I have an aversion (strong) to having any guys touching me. (Must have been the all boys school thing).
P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.

O/T but you sound like a bender.

P.S. Really

P.P.S. Really.

[M@H]

LukeBird said:

Brother D said:

Well, with a guy yeah fine, no boner issues. Except I have an aversion (strong) to having any guys touching me. (Must have been the all boys school thing).
P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.

O/T but you sound like a bender.

P.S. Really

P.P.S. Really.

[Stedman]

Brother D said:

P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.

When in a hole...

[Corsair7]

Brother D said:

Well, with a guy yeah fine, no boner issues. Except I have an aversion (strong) to having any guys touching me. (Must have been the all boys school thing).
P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.

Classic denial. These very lines were in a film once as I recall.

[Brother D]

Corsair7 said:

Brother D said:

Well, with a guy yeah fine, no boner issues. Except I have an aversion (strong) to having any guys touching me. (Must have been the all boys school thing).
P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.

Classic denial. These very lines were in a film once as I recall.

Meh.

[silverthorn2151]

My 'grooming' lady does a wonderful massage.

She's gorgeous, long blond hair, tight clothing. I stripped off, laid out on the special couch, some weird new age thing playing in the background, candles.

I fell asleep. Thats what happens when you get to 50!

Ached like fk afterwards mind.

[funkyrobot]

Parsnip said:

ewenm said:

The sports massages I have are far too painful for any other reaction to happen.

Correct.

The physio I use is a South African bloke with finger like sausages - have reflexively swore at him more than once "oooh ya fker" etc. Even if it was a blonde stunner doing it, the sheer pain involved would put the little fella off his game so to speak.

Edited by Parsnip on Wednesday 11th August 22:01

Cumberland?

[Ahonen]

ewenm said:

The sports massages I have are far too painful for any other reaction to happen.

But what if he enjoys the pain? What if pain is his 'thing'?

[monthefish]

ewenm said:

The sports massages I have are far too painful for any other reaction to happen.

[Dave200]

ewenm said:

The sports massages I have are far too painful for any other reaction to happen.

Agreed! Have had a good few sports (rugby) massages, and a few proper (ie: not grotty Soho) Thai massages - both were far too vigorous to provoke anything other than absolute bloody agony...

[Neil H]

Simply point at it and say "that things not going to suck itself off you know...".

[TVR1]

Neil H said:

Simply point at it and say "that things not going to suck itself off you know...".

A proper sports massage isn't the same as the alternative 'full body' at all'.....try this for a very good description....

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[5potTurbo]

Animal said:

I was in exactly this situation a couple of years ago. My masseuse noticed and happened to mention that she was also a sports therapist for Harlequins and that it had happened to her on numerous occasions before, but was always on a much larger scale.

Funnily enough, I didn't even get a twitch thereafter...

Yeah, that'd do it!

[Parsnip]

funkyrobot said:

Parsnip said:

ewenm said:

The sports massages I have are far too painful for any other reaction to happen.

Correct.

The physio I use is a South African bloke with finger like sausages - have reflexively swore at him more than once "oooh ya fker" etc. Even if it was a blonde stunner doing it, the sheer pain involved would put the little fella off his game so to speak.

Edited by Parsnip on Wednesday 11th August 22:01

Cumberland?

Nah, Edinburgh.

Same guy the Hearts football team go to, but I don't let that put me off.

[NoNeed]

M@H said:

LukeBird said:

Brother D said:

Well, with a guy yeah fine, no boner issues. Except I have an aversion (strong) to having any guys touching me. (Must have been the all boys school thing).
P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.

O/T but you sound like a bender.

P.S. Really

P.P.S. Really.

I was going to say that


Now which closet is he in?

[Brother D]

NoNeed said:

M@H said:

LukeBird said:

Brother D said:

Well, with a guy yeah fine, no boner issues. Except I have an aversion (strong) to having any guys touching me. (Must have been the all boys school thing).
P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.

O/T but you sound like a bender.

P.S. Really

P.P.S. Really.

I was going to say that


Now which closet is he in?

Meh - I'm perfectly comfortable with my sexuality thanks.

[Dakkon]

Brother D said:

NoNeed said:

M@H said:

LukeBird said:

Brother D said:

Well, with a guy yeah fine, no boner issues. Except I have an aversion (strong) to having any guys touching me. (Must have been the all boys school thing).
P.s. Have to add, I'm not homophobic.
P.p.s Also more gay guys the better as far as I'm concerned. Improves the guy/girl ratio, can't get my head round guys that are completely homophobic. I've met a lot of gay guys, and in my experience if they were in the market the pool of girls would be significantly reduced. -Anyway back to the thread.

O/T but you sound like a bender.

P.S. Really

P.P.S. Really.

I was going to say that


Now which closet is he in?

Meh - I'm perfectly comfortable with my sexuality thanks.

As long as the guy gives you a reach around eh?