Bliar bottles it

[Otter Smacker]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Any excuse.....



By the way everyone, if this succeeds in getting the thread locked, I'll post it on that 9/11 one too.

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Wednesday 8th September 12:57

[Original Poster]

Otter Smacker said:

cal72 said:

So wht is this thread about Exactly?

That red desklamp.

No, the cushion...

[Petrolhead_Rich]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Any excuse.....



By the way everyone, if this succeeds in getting the thread locked, I'll post it on that 9/11 one too.

I see your Image, and raise you a banana:



Same Deal Applies, its going in the 9/11 thread if it gets the thread locked....

[The Hypno-Toad]

Original Poster said:

Otter Smacker said:

cal72 said:

So wht is this thread about Exactly?

That red desklamp.

No, the cushion...

No, the plasterers radio.

[MGZRod]

Otter Smacker said:

cal72 said:

So wht is this thread about Exactly?

That red desklamp.

I love lamp.

[Otter Smacker]

Original Poster said:

Otter Smacker said:

cal72 said:

So wht is this thread about Exactly?

That red desklamp.

No, the cushion...

Full of taste went into the making of that cushion

[Petrolhead_Rich]

TVR Moneypit said:

Petrolhead_Rich said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

Any excuse.....



By the way everyone, if this succeeds in getting the thread locked, I'll post it on that 9/11 one too.

I see your Image, and raise you a banana:



Same Deal Applies, its going in the 9/11 thread if it gets the thread locked....

Back in my youth I used to work in, and later run pubs & clubs.

One of the female glass collectors was a young lady called Rachal, (I forget her surname). She used to wear these really thick specs, but besides that was pretty cute.

Anyway, one thing led to another so one night I drag her outside for her to give me a gobble. She didn't mind just so long as I tapped her on the shoulder as I was about to shoot my load, (she didn't like the taste on man juice).

So there she is, sucking away to her hearts content, and was actually quite good at the task in hand. Meanwhile I'm getting closer and closer to spraying my muck, but keep on thinking "just hold on a little bit longer, just a bit more", untill I could hold on no longer, pulled out and spunked all over her face, her glasses, her hair and even on her shirt, (I'm told I'm a very heavy cummer).

Whilst she was sat there, horrified, and me not having a tissue, I did what every young bloke would do and gave my still erect nob a quick forward shake in order to flick the last big drop of seaman attached to my bellend onto her face as well. And with that I zipped up and walked across the carpark back into work. She just sat there crying, and I think I heard her throwing up as well.

Funnily enough she left working at the club that night, never to be seen again. I haven't got a clue why


So, what's this thread about again?

You evil evil bd, you should never have pulled out!

The thread is about how to get a thread locked...

Your'e helping, Alot!

[spikeyhead]

Soovy, you need to see a Doctor,


something is obviously wrong if you've stopped reading the daily wail

[rhinochopig]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

"When the drugs take effect, and you're stood there errect - that's amore....did diddly dee"

[The Hypno-Toad]

TVR Moneypit said:

Petrolhead_Rich said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

Any excuse.....

Same Deal Applies, its going in the 9/11 thread if it gets the thread locked....

A story from the letters page of Loaded

You sir, are Alister Campbell and AICM£5.00.

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Wednesday 8th September 14:32

[anonymous-user]

The mods must all be away on their team building exercise to Thorpe park this afternoon.

[Petrolhead_Rich]

el stovey said:

The mods must all be away on their team building exercise to Thorpe park this afternoon.

They are waiting, in the dark space.....

Edited by Petrolhead_Rich on Wednesday 8th September 15:40

[hornetrider]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Gheyer even than stiggy and his ladyboy lust?

[limpsfield]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

It is all a very, very weird thing to post on here. But I think the poster has flagged himself as something of a nutjob in past posts.

[Frankeh]

TVRmp.... I've had to stifle a fair amount of my laughter in my time due to quiet office syndrome but I almost just silent cried when I read that. Bravo.

[Legend83]

I do hope Mrs Moneypit is bored of PH confrontations...

[Monkeylegend]

Legend83 said:

I do hope Mrs Moneypit is bored of PH confrontations...

Don't you mean HP ?





























Hard penis

[B17NNS]

No mods about eh?

Post sinks!

[JB!]

Petrolhead_Rich said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

Any excuse.....



By the way everyone, if this succeeds in getting the thread locked, I'll post it on that 9/11 one too.

I see your Image, and raise you a banana:



Same Deal Applies, its going in the 9/11 thread if it gets the thread locked....

fancy adding this one too?




too far?

Yes...

Edited by Bill on Wednesday 8th September 20:58

[Otter Smacker]

Not as far as this version JB

Edited by Bill on Wednesday 8th September 20:59