The Pistonhead Forum thread of the year thread 2010
Discussion
Welshbeef said:
PHmember said:
thanks for the nomination. 
PHmember said:
Welshbeef said:
PHmember said:
thanks for the nomination. Yep balls deep was a good one, so was wheelie girl, and the two subs one was first rate, but i think the best one for me, was when blindswelledrat pointed out that stigmundfreud had admitted to gay ladyboy sex in thailand. The backpeddling he did to try and get out of that was a joy to behold.
snowy slopes said:
Yep balls deep was a good one, so was wheelie girl, and the two subs one was first rate, but i think the best one for me, was when blindswelledrat pointed out that stigmundfreud had admitted to gay ladyboy sex in thailand. The backpeddling he did to try and get out of that was a joy to behold.
gay ladyboy sex public confirmation brillient. Surely this one
"http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=772258&mid=0&i=0&nmt=Men Gruntin while in the mens room&mid=0"
I confess to feeling selfconscious when last night's lamb dhansak, chana massala, keema naan and Cobra is struggling its way out and making a lot of fuss while it does, especially when the traps to either side are occupied by chaps who seem to be able to lay one down with barely a splash, but for true embarrassment, you need a hotel room on your first night away with a new cutie.
So lots of charming conversation and civilised behaviour and attention to personal hygiene and nipping outside to fart have paid off, and several months in it's time for a romantic weekend away. The hotel room is in a dead trendy boutique place, and the wall between bedroom and bathroom is frosted glass. All other bathroom walls are tiled for maximum reverb. The door is also glass, and does not seal in any way - half-inch gaps all round. So you are effectively in the same room as the bed, which is where you leave your amour, curled up and warm ("hurry back", she murmurs) on the morning after a nice moroccan meal with plenty of chickpeas, spiced lamb, felafel and so on, plus a couple of bottles of rough red, and whisky to finish. You pace with measured tread to the echo chamber, then hunker down to answer the insistent call from the lower colon.
To begin with, it sounded like a duck being strangled half-underwater, then as if thirty clowns wearing oversize rubber shoes were having a sprinting race over a massive bowl of jelly, then as I desperately applied restrictive pressure, it faded into an anguished squeak like a deflating balloon, then as my muscle control gave out, a series of small escaping explosions escalated into a titanic rasp that echoed for several seconds.
Having done the paperwork, brushed everywhere in the bowl, including the underside of the seat (how in the name of gravity could that have happened?), washed hands, and assumed as nonchalant an expression as I could muster, I strolled back in to find her sitting up, covers drawn protectively up under her chin, eyes like a lemur, asking whether I was ok, and did I need medical attention?
Kind of killed the mood, rather.
"http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=772258&mid=0&i=0&nmt=Men Gruntin while in the mens room&mid=0"
I confess to feeling selfconscious when last night's lamb dhansak, chana massala, keema naan and Cobra is struggling its way out and making a lot of fuss while it does, especially when the traps to either side are occupied by chaps who seem to be able to lay one down with barely a splash, but for true embarrassment, you need a hotel room on your first night away with a new cutie.
So lots of charming conversation and civilised behaviour and attention to personal hygiene and nipping outside to fart have paid off, and several months in it's time for a romantic weekend away. The hotel room is in a dead trendy boutique place, and the wall between bedroom and bathroom is frosted glass. All other bathroom walls are tiled for maximum reverb. The door is also glass, and does not seal in any way - half-inch gaps all round. So you are effectively in the same room as the bed, which is where you leave your amour, curled up and warm ("hurry back", she murmurs) on the morning after a nice moroccan meal with plenty of chickpeas, spiced lamb, felafel and so on, plus a couple of bottles of rough red, and whisky to finish. You pace with measured tread to the echo chamber, then hunker down to answer the insistent call from the lower colon.
To begin with, it sounded like a duck being strangled half-underwater, then as if thirty clowns wearing oversize rubber shoes were having a sprinting race over a massive bowl of jelly, then as I desperately applied restrictive pressure, it faded into an anguished squeak like a deflating balloon, then as my muscle control gave out, a series of small escaping explosions escalated into a titanic rasp that echoed for several seconds.
Having done the paperwork, brushed everywhere in the bowl, including the underside of the seat (how in the name of gravity could that have happened?), washed hands, and assumed as nonchalant an expression as I could muster, I strolled back in to find her sitting up, covers drawn protectively up under her chin, eyes like a lemur, asking whether I was ok, and did I need medical attention?
Kind of killed the mood, rather.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a... a chicken pregnant?
Schmalex asking how you get a chicken pregnant.
Schmalex asking how you get a chicken pregnant.
Pints said:
Shirley the £30 taxi logo thread needs a nomination? (Will find the link when I'm back at my laptop - mobile posting is pants)
I give you Who want £30?Where
Centurion07 said:
But you have to do a little work for it!
I need a logo for a firm called Alpha Cars (a taxi firm in case you can't guess), with a phone number of 844444. This will be going on the side of the cars so needs to fit onto a sign measuring approx. 22" X 7".
I'm not the one choosing the winner so it's no guarantee it will be a logo from PH as the drivers are all submitting entries as well. But if it is one of you guys, then £30 will be winging it's way to you asap.
Efforts need to be in by 6pm Thursday.
Feel free to post on here or PM me.
hope this isn't against any rules btw
And then this...I need a logo for a firm called Alpha Cars (a taxi firm in case you can't guess), with a phone number of 844444. This will be going on the side of the cars so needs to fit onto a sign measuring approx. 22" X 7".
I'm not the one choosing the winner so it's no guarantee it will be a logo from PH as the drivers are all submitting entries as well. But if it is one of you guys, then £30 will be winging it's way to you asap.
Efforts need to be in by 6pm Thursday.
Feel free to post on here or PM me.
hope this isn't against any rules btw
Google [bot] said:
The teabagging one - similar to balls deep. Genuinely had me laughing properly, and hardly any threads have that effect on me.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
ETA link!
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
ETA link!
Edited by alfa pint on Monday 1st November 11:28
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