oh my good god!! Yeah but no but!! Munters everywhere!!
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el stovey said:
y282 said:
turn the computermabob off, go outside, get on with life and see if anyone crosses your path.
you've just done the virtual equivalent of walking into a cattle club with desperate written all over you.
Thats not fair, loads of single PHers say they've wandered into an awful setup after a desperate shag behind a kebab shop. you've just done the virtual equivalent of walking into a cattle club with desperate written all over you.
y282 said:
el stovey said:
y282 said:
turn the computermabob off, go outside, get on with life and see if anyone crosses your path.
you've just done the virtual equivalent of walking into a cattle club with desperate written all over you.
Thats not fair, loads of single PHers say they've wandered into an awful setup after a desperate shag behind a kebab shop. you've just done the virtual equivalent of walking into a cattle club with desperate written all over you.
Jasandjules said:
Do you honestly think that 20 year old models are all sat on an internet dating site?
^ This ^As I said in another internet dating thread a few days ago...
Forget it.
Online dating is full of psycho bints looking to pray on the vulnerable, desperate men that patronise said sites.
Focus on being happy in yourself. A decent woman will come along in the real world in her own good time.
I speak from experience. I spent last year messing with internet dating - meeting freaks, weirdos, gold-diggers, bunny-boilers, etc. Gave it up as a bad job at the start of this year and focused on 'me' instead. Once I was projecting an air of independence, confidence and inner happiness I met, in the real world, a stunning, intelligent and truly lovely lady with whom I am now living very happily.
el stovey said:
speed_monkey said:
Seriously is this it? Is it just full of nutters with 15 gazillion little s
ts and want new fathers for their kids and munters who "enjoy knitting and sewing, and the perfect night in is in front of the telly with my knitting needles" (I kid thee not!)
Perhaps you're aiming a bit too high. Do you need to be a bit more. . . erm. . . realistic about who you're going to meet.ts and want new fathers for their kids and munters who "enjoy knitting and sewing, and the perfect night in is in front of the telly with my knitting needles" (I kid thee not!)These girls have obviously looked at your profile and thought you were in their league
i'm on POF and it's not to be taken seriously... Met 1 chick who is absolutely nothing like she came across online/phone so the vetting process has changed 
It's not all scabby wenches and st stabbers but I can't be arsed with it unless I'm unable to sleep and have nothing better to do than chat to random filth on the internet whilst bashing one out over jennastube... Oh did I really just type that 
It's not all scabby wenches and s
t stabbers but I can't be arsed with it unless I'm unable to sleep and have nothing better to do than chat to random filth on the internet whilst bashing one out over jennastube... Oh did I really just type that speed_monkey said:
1). from.... "hotmommy82"
2). from.... "isukstr8"
Well Number 2 was your own fault.2). from.... "isukstr8"
I hate to sound like a 'Topper' but this very morning I had a message waiting from a Female cage fighter... and before anyone's imagination starts racing off to conjure up images of a nicely toned, pert body in spandex administering a sexy neck lock with her thighs, try swathes of baggyass, sweaty tracksuits, cauliflower ears and teeth that resemble railway arches.
I'm not sure if she was offering me a date.. or just offering me out!
speed_monkey said:
I've recently joined Plentyoffish (dont laugh 
)I woke up to find 8 new messages waiting for me in my inbox
So..... quick flash i log in to see which stunningly gorgeous Demi Moore doubles want to meet up...... and what the fk am i presented with...
1). from.... "hotmommy82"
"hey you are gorgeous, you fancy coming over and helping me with the kids tonight and settling down with a bottle of wine?"
Wtf!!! Help you with the kids?!? I'm not going to be a fking surrogate father from the get go! Oh and she was pig ugly..... seriously...... very very ugly..... almost to the point it stung my eyes to look at her.
Quick question. So have you had any better offers for dates tonight? )I woke up to find 8 new messages waiting for me in my inboxSo..... quick flash i log in to see which stunningly gorgeous Demi Moore doubles want to meet up...... and what the f
k am i presented with...1). from.... "hotmommy82"
"hey you are gorgeous, you fancy coming over and helping me with the kids tonight and settling down with a bottle of wine?"
Wtf!!! Help you with the kids?!? I'm not going to be a f
king surrogate father from the get go! Oh and she was pig ugly..... seriously...... very very ugly..... almost to the point it stung my eyes to look at her.
MitchT said:
Jasandjules said:
Do you honestly think that 20 year old models are all sat on an internet dating site?
^ This ^As I said in another internet dating thread a few days ago...
Forget it.
Online dating is full of psycho bints looking to pray on the vulnerable, desperate men that patronise said sites.
Focus on being happy in yourself. A decent woman will come along in the real world in her own good time.
I speak from experience. I spent last year messing with internet dating - meeting freaks, weirdos, gold-diggers, bunny-boilers, etc. Gave it up as a bad job at the start of this year and focused on 'me' instead. Once I was projecting an air of independence, confidence and inner happiness I met, in the real world, a stunning, intelligent and truly lovely lady with whom I am now living very happily.
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