Describe your wife

[Flip Martian]

To be fair, any woman who can look like that in her mid 40s is doing ok. An awful lot would look an awful lot worse.

[CTO]

Claire Balding sprang to mind when I first had a look.....

[StuntmanMike]

CTO said:

Claire Balding sprang to mind when I first had a look.....

TO FAR

[whoami]

Pommygranite said:

Actually Keith Chegwin is 58 in January.

With Noel Edmonds' wig.

[CTO]

StuntmanMike said:

TO FAR

(Too)

Well I'm sorry but that was who sprang to mind.

[CTO]

A saucy Clare Balding..... now there's a thought.

Wow wow wee waaa

[Silent1]

TVR1 said:

Silent1 said:

in what way is that rude, i've said nothing of the subject, just pointed out that the photo has been heavily photoshopped!

Except it hasn't.

A decent camera, depth of field and good lighting.

really?
it looks it and ELA seems to suggest there's been some touchups done to it, but if you took the photo i'll take your word for it and apologise

[GC8]

Silent1 said:

sunnygym said:

Silent1 said:

wow, that's had some photoshopping done to it, eyes, nose, hair, lips, around the neck on the top and more!

Wow, your blunt!

Infact reading your post again that's just plain rude

in what way is that rude, i've said nothing of the subject, just pointed out that the photo has been heavily photoshopped!

Hardly blunt and certainly not rude, when the Photoshopping is excessive and particularly inept in execution.

It's you're btw, not 'your'. Your grammar is on par with his photo retouching skills!

[GT03ROB]

To those of you who have put your wife's pictures up....do they know?

[Seek]

GT03ROB said:

To those of you who have put your wife's pictures up....do they know?

Surely these women are aware that they're married?

If not that would be taking the use of Rohypnol to a totally different level.

[GT03ROB]

Seek said:

GT03ROB said:

To those of you who have put your wife's pictures up....do they know?

Surely these women are aware that they're married?

If not that would be taking the use of Rohypnol to a totally different level.

I'm just thinking what my wife would say if I put any sort of picture of her up on a blokish forum, never mind one of her in bikini or otherwise half clad!!

[benjj]

GT03ROB said:

I'm just thinking what my wife would say if I put any sort of picture of her up on a blokish forum, never mind one of her in bikini or otherwise half clad!!

Mine would probably slip into her French maid outfit, kneel down and blow me because I'm so alpha.

Or possibly crack me round the head with a copy of Grazia and deny pant access until France votes in a Muslim lady premier.

[XJSJohn]

benjj said:

Or possibly crack me round the head with a copy of Grazia and deny pant access until France votes in a Muslim lady premier.

ahh sounds familiar

[TobyLaRohne]

Jesus this thread has had me in histerics, I considered posting a pic for a second but I thought better of it.

25 - Catwalk Model - Russian.

[GC8]

nigelpugh7 said:

As far as pictures is concerned here's one I love of Mrs P!



She is still looking pretty good for someone in her mid 40's!

Nigel, I don't think that everyone is getting it, but I believe that you are having a laugh...

[Legend83]

okgo said:

Quite.

I've not seen one thing I would consider willy waving. Maybe that blonde a page or two back at a push.

Edited by okgo on Sunday 30th November 20:58

Lol! I'll let her know, I'm sure she'll be thrilled.

[Legend83]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I wouldn't post any pictures of my wife that were not already freely available to see on various other websites (Facebook, Flickr etc). Don't see the harm in posting wedding shots (very proud of it I am ) - most of which were taken for people to see (internet stranger or not).

[Flip Martian]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

This is what gets me. I was happy to post a pic of my wife - its already on FB. Not passing judgment on others' wives some are naturally more attractive than others (to me) but I'm no oil painting and more than happy with my other half. I can't see any point at all in slagging off some of the pictures. I suppose its standard "keyboard warrior" behaviour in common with other threads. Rather than making people look "manly" or "clever" - it just highlights what a prat they are.

[drivin_me_nuts]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Maybe that's part of the male thing to; the appreciation that our wives are far more attractive than we are handsome. It's not all alpha doggie front tail wagging, maybe it's also just the realization that we have a partner who is rather lovely on the eye.

[Mobile Chicane]

Silent1 said:

TVR1 said:

Lovely.

We married a week ago so i can now reply in this thread

wow, that's had some photoshopping done to it, eyes, nose, hair, lips, around the neck on the top and more!

If it has, there would be absolutely no need, since her skin really is that perfect.

The cow