Tell a sad story using 3 words

[Salmonofdoubt]

Sorry no clit

With your brother

[Lotus Notes]

and then nothing..

hope is lost.

everything hurts badly.

[996Keef]

Where's me washboard?

[Tuvra]

"I am on"

[stevesingo]

President Donald Trump

[bristolracer]

Jean Claude Juncker

Prime minister May

[talksthetorque]

Laura fking Kuenessberg

[bristolracer]

talksthetorque said:

Laura fking Kuenessberg

Endlessly on TV

[Quags]

Open wide baby.

[bristolracer]

Brown or Pink?

[996Keef]

Get the Gimp

[Tycho]

Tango13 said:

juice said:

Tango13 said:

Not trapped wind...

Don't trust fart

Farted, followed through

Fart was liquid.

[Pericoloso]

Tycho said:

Tango13 said:

juice said:

Tango13 said:

Not trapped wind...

Don't trust fart

Farted, followed through

Fart was liquid.

Pants change required.

Pretty darn quick.

[valiant]

talksthetorque said:

Laura fking Kuenessberg

fking Laura Kuenssberg.

Oh yes please!

Don't tell wife.

Now I'm divorced.

Worth it though.

[talksthetorque]

valiant said:

talksthetorque said:

Laura fking Kuenessberg

fking Laura Kuenssberg.

Oh yes please!

Don't tell wife.

Now I'm divorced.

Worth it though.

Now you're mentioning it, she does get really excited and in to it when things are going really wrong, so you'd always think you were a fantastic lover no matter what performance you put in.

[Matt Cup]

Pericoloso said:

Tycho said:

Tango13 said:

juice said:

Tango13 said:

Not trapped wind...

Don't trust fart

Farted, followed through

Fart was liquid.

Pants change required.

Pretty darn quick.

Oh too late

st myself again.

[Pericoloso]

Matt Cup said:

Pericoloso said:

Tycho said:

Tango13 said:

juice said:

Tango13 said:

Not trapped wind...

Don't trust fart

Farted, followed through

Fart was liquid.

Pants change required.

Pretty darn quick.

Oh too late

st myself again.

Butt plug needed.

[Nimby]

Tottenham Hotspur Nil.

[The Mad Monk]

Vanordinaire said:

The Mad Monk said:

paua said:

Your cam-belt failed

That's four words.

So is that!

Not three words?

[Hammerhead]

bristolracer said:

Brown or Pink?

Front bottom only